Tuesday, July 11, 2006

MORE fun summer reading!

Wanna learn about Roy Bauer's dastardly "threats"?

Wanna know how the district's lawyer resorted to intimidation?

Can't remember who said, "You f*cking a**hole"?

Ever wonder whether beheading counts as "maiming"?

YOU'RE IN LUCK. I've added two transcripts to the archives, and, especially if you know the players and events of our district's sorry saga, then you'll definitely wanna read 'em!

It's a goshdarn stroll down memory lane! Sherry! Woody! Fear! Loathing! MAIMAGE!


Go ahead. Click on the two links below. Consider yourself threatened, or, at least, intimidated!

Go to:

1. Bauer's court victory; TRANSCRIPTS

--in which Judge Feess judges that, in an effort to stifle dissent and criticism, the district and chancellor stretched and twisted policies when it accused Dissent publisher Roy Bauer of "discriminating" against Raghu and "threatening" him with two-ton slabs of granite!

2. Lisa's deposition: a strategy of harassment; TRANSCRIPTS

--in which district lawyer Dave Larsen attempts to intimidate Dissent publisher Roy Bauer's office mate by asking her to reveal her politics and her memories of Clock Tower incidents and bearded men and postal goings and Christian-right political organizations!


NOTE: back in 1998, the above Dissent "downsizers" graphic (see) was cited by the district as evidence of Bauer's desire to do violence. I guess they figured that Bauer keeps a huge shotgun in his garage. Idjits.

The above "backdoor Gooster" graphic accompanied Dissent's report of Mathur's infamous enemies list. Obviously, our point was that Raghu wanted to hurt his enemies, but Raghu insisted that it was evidence that Bauer wanted to "maim" him. (Read especially Lisa's deposition.)

Monday, July 10, 2006

Fun summer reading

Mathur's Sept. 1999 deposition

While writing the blog below ("Let there be wooage," earlier this morning), I added something to the archive. It is a transcript of RAGHU MATHUR's famous deposition in connection with my First Amendment lawsuit.

The deposition, which features my attorney (Carol Sobel), the district's attorney (Dave Larsen), and, of course, Mathur, is very long, but I've added section headings, so you can skip around (see below).

Those who know or know of Chancellor Raghu P. Mathur will, I believe, be amused by his remarks.

Some highlights:

• Raghu explains that he keeps what amount to secret files on IVC faculty. According to the Ed Code, the district must maintain a single file per employee, the contents of which are to made clear to the employee. Mathur acknowledges that he keeps yet another file--the contents of which, evidently, are not disclosed.

• Raghu claims to have received about a dozen threats--letters, emails, voicemail--(as per usual, he plays the "race" card) stretching back to about 1990.

Under aggressive questioning, he acknowledges that he has no documentation of these alleged "threats." Evidently, he has chosen to keep nothing.

But Mathur is a notorious liar. More likely, he just made this all up.

• Raghu names four faculty who, he charges, have been hostile to him and to whom he attributes the "threats." Included among them: Kate Clark (who subsequently served as the State Academic Senate President), Bob Deegan, and Pam Deegan (both respected executive administrators now working in other community college districts).

Raghu's efforts to explain why he views these persons as threatening or how he knows that they are source of threats are often hilarious. He appears to be fond of wild non sequiturs.

• In the course of the deposition, it becomes clear that Mathur is in the habit of making groundless assumptions about his critics.

• At one point, Mathur describes a "threat" he received over the phone; it had, he says, a mysterious "altered" voice!

Mathur's Sept. 1999 deposition

Sections:

1. It begins
2. Renew my subscription to this offensive newsletter
3. Shoe fittage
4. The testimony was MAIM
5. Mathurian logic
6. He meant to do harm to my body
7. “Objective independent” thinking
8. Enemies list: a love story
9. The literary insights of the Three Stooges
10. The curious case of professor R
11. Evidence, please
12. Properly dealing with student complaints
13. The “whore” rumor
14. Mathur’s secret files
15. Raghu’s ever-changing “threats” story
16. Again with the non sequiturs
17. The “case” against Bob Deegan
18. The “case” against Kate Clark
19. Pam’s “hostility”
20. It’s racist if I say it is
21. The mysterious “altered” voice
22. Alleged anti-Asian email
23. My life is in danger
24. “Evidence,” Raghu style
25. Mathur’s inexplicable failure to document the alleged “threats”
26. Seven out of a thousands
27. Mathur violates the contract again
28. Tempers flare; Carol kicks butt

Let there be wooage!

This morning's OC Register (School district kept tabs on parents) includes a story about alleged Nixonian shenanigans by the superintendent of the Capistrano School District.

Did I say "Nixonian"? Sorry, I meant Mathurian.

Here are some excerpts:
School district kept tabs on parents

Capistrano Unified compiled list of recall proponents. Parents are upset – one calls it 'Nixonish' – and a trustee vows an inquiry.


By SAM MILLER and TONY SAAVEDRA

SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO – The Capistrano Unified School District kept lists of 150 families who supported last year's board recall campaign, detailing such personal information as where their children went to school, according to documents obtained by The Orange County Register.

The district also received inside information on the effort to oust board members from an informant with access to the recall campaign, documents show.

Three spreadsheets list the names of parents, teachers and activists who were in contact with the recall campaign as well as the neighborhoods in which they live, the schools where they teach and their community affiliations. One couple is described in the spreadsheets as "NIMBY." Another woman is described as "outspoken."

David Smollar, the district's former chief of communications, said he saw copies of the spreadsheets stored in the office of Superintendent James Fleming, who he says directed him to keep them secret last spring despite a public-records request by recall supporters.

"He ordered me not to include those," said Smollar, who resigned in May. "He just said, 'I can't do it, it would be too embarrassing.' "

Fleming, in an interview, said he had not seen or heard of the lists.

"It doesn't sound familiar, like anything I know about at all," said Fleming, describing Smollar as a "disgruntled" ex-employee who "left not on the best of circumstances."

This brings back memories, boy. Like the time that then-IVC President Raghu Mathur was deposed (Mathur's deposition, September 28, 1999), compelling him to reveal that he kept a special secret file on yours truly in his office, in violation of district policies and the Ed Code. There is supposed to be one personnel file per employee, and it is kept at the district, where it is available for viewing.

But, as we all know by now, the rules don't apply to Raghu.

Or the time Mathur offered the newly-appointed President of IVC (Dan Larios: this was back in 1994) a list of faculty trouble-makers to keep tabs on. (Mathur's "enemies list")

Or the time (summer '97) Mathur assured IVC faculty that there would be no move to eliminate the college's "chair" model over the summer. In fact, as he was offering assurances, he had already instructed his VPI to begin work on designing the replacement "dean" model. The re-org, which followed the VPI's design exactly, occurred within weeks of the assurances.

Maybe we could encourage the Capistrano people to try to woo Mathur away from us! He seems to be their kinda guy.

Let there by wooage!

Wednesday, July 5, 2006

Tom and Raghu poop on our parade

Emily, our stringer in Laguna Woods, just sent me an account of Raghu & Tom’s participation in Lake Forest’s “Fourth of July” parade. I decided to pass it on to you.

Evidently, Emily and her partner, Percy, were visiting with their friends, Rheneas and James, who live in Lake Forest, when they realized that the parade was about to commence. So they hotfooted on over to a shady spot alongside Lake Forest Drive.

Here’s Emily’s account of what happened next.
First off, we had no idea that Raghu P. Mathur and Thomas A. Fuentes would be participating in this parade. We figured that summer would give us a break from those guys, but no.

Rheneas and James explained that the annual parade is known for exactly two things: huge gaps between discrete parade participants and an apparent utter lack of standards regarding who may participate. Hell, they even let kids on BigWheels roll down the road, making their stupid hollow plastic roar.

There were plenty of dads pulling radio flyer wagons that held kids decked out in patriotic outfits. Lots of red, white, and blue; lots of whistles and shit. One family got confused, I guess, and offered a Cap’n Crunch display, complete with red, white, and blue cereal nuggets, which were fired into the crowds with foot-long Bangsite carbide cannons and what looked like a makeshift “Piccolo Pete” bazooka. One of those Piccolo Pete’s went awry and flew into the artificial lake and caught a fireworks barge on fire. (Fire Works Display Goes Awry in Lake Forest.) That was probably the highlight.

Dump trucks, trash trucks, flat bed trucks, and fire trucks meaninglessly rolled by. I mean, except for the fire truck, we see this stuff all the time. But the crowds were friendly and waved and shouted and belched at ‘em as they paraded past.

There was a squad of surly motorcyclists from Cook’s Corner, which is interesting, since Cook’s Corner isn’t in Lake Forest. Inexplicably, the Bellflower Marching Band (you'd think there would be a closer parade for those kids to march in) squalled through. There was a champeen baton twirler, scads of scout troops and sports teams, and even the El Toro High Home Coming King and Queen (oddly, that car held but two little girls in the back seat while the driver yelled out that the two sovereigns had failed to materialize).


There were mariachis (luckily, the Minutemen were a no-show), car clubs, and even dignitaries, including the mayor, the city council, John Campbell, Dick Ackerman, Chuck Devore, Tom Wilson and a token Democrat in a PT Cruiser with a bag over her head.

That crowd merged with “Lisa Haley & the Zydekats,” “Dow Jones & his Industrials” (boy, that brought back memories), and a solitary Benjamin Franklin Plumbing truck that, for all we know, was headed to a job.

The theme: “America on Wheels."

“Anything Goes” was more like it. But we were having fun.

Not having a program (Rheneas said they existed, but no one has ever actually seen one), I was caught up in the spirit of waving to and clapping for anyone and everyone who wandered by—cuz, without that, the parade is just stupid. Well, it would be stupider.

There was an endless parade of largely unexplained convertibles, and since I never know who is in them, I tried to make a point of reading the signage (if any) on the sides of the car doors.

Participant #76 was a fancy silver convertible that sported four arms thrashing akimbo and a sign announcing, "Your Community Colleges.” Underneath that it said "Saddleback College and Irvine Valley College.”

“Hey, that’s us!” I shouted.

But then, to my horror, I read “Tom Fuentes,” and my blood ran cold. My eyes quickly scanned upward and, sure enough, there sat Raghu and Tom, as cozy as pee in an iPod.

They were in short sleeve shirts, baseball caps, and shorts or casual pants. Can you imagine? Can you frickin’ imagine? Blecccch!

I was mortified, for I had by then whooped and hollered at that car for a good five seconds. The suddenness with which I ceased my whoopage was so noticeable that a pall of silence fell upon the immediate crowd, and then, apparently through some causal mechanism not unlike “the wave,” stunned silence rolled through the entire audience along Lake Forest Drive. For all I know, it just kept going until it hit the ocean, thereupon causing a tsunami of wonderment and fear that shall smash into Japan any moment now.

So mortified was I that I averted my gaze and stared for several moments at the grass beneath my feet. Later I wished I had followed the car to get a better description.

I just wasn't prepared.

I remember this: there was a pooper scooper squad that came close behind.

That seemed appropriate.

That’s the best I can do. Hope it’s good enough.

Saturday, July 1, 2006

SOCCCD Choppers

1. The SOCCCD "Trusteemobile"

See below. This "chopper" is actually a trike, and it is indeed impressive. We love the whitewalls.

Question: why does it seat only four? Aren't there seven trustees (and that's not even counting the student trustee)?

We detect a hidden agenda.

Perhaps we'll see this vehicle at Lake Forest's annual "Fourth of July Parade." But who'll be riding, and who'll be "kicked to the curb"?


2. The Saddleback "Chryspper"

See below. This proposed vehicle sports a front end that is a chopper with extreme rake. The back end, of course, is a Chrysler 300.

This design concept seems particularly whimsical--and wasteful. What are they gonna do with the front end of the 300?! We do not approve.


3. The Irvine Valley College "Tightwad"

See below. This particular model is absurdly underpowered with a 450 watt electric motor! On the other hand, it does have geared drive, which helps. A little. And you don't have to worry about leaky petcocks.

We're not sure if it's called the "Tightwad" because this is all that the owner can afford--or because the owner is too cheap to pay for something decent. We suspect it's the latter.


4. The BOT "Retrograde 90"

See below. This, of course, is simply a 1964 Honda 90 with super-long rigid forks. It's supposed to go "backward" and "forward" simultaneously.

Guess so. The big problem here is that the damn thing can't be ridden, not with that saddle.

As Paul Teutul, Sr. would say, anybody who'd build a bike like this is obviously a "jackass." A "numbnuts" even.


5. Tom's "Captain America"

Ruthless, elegant, deceptive, stealthy. Just like Tom.

Naturally, Tom's ride is a hardtail, and it purrs. The deep Satanic blue, low profile, and killer rake make this one our favorite.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Tom Fuentes & Raghu Mathur to appear in Lake Forest parade

On Monday night, SOCCCD trustee Tom Fuentes announced that he and district Chancellor Raghu P. Mathur will have a car in Lake Forest's Fourth of July Parade.

Evidently, the pair will have a "theme": "Continued ruthlessness & opportunism in your community colleges"

This is the duo's second appearance in the city's annual parade. Last year, the pair raised eyebrows when they embraced the theme: "You'll never get rid of us. So FU."


For information about the parade, go to Lake Forest Parade

The overall theme of this year's exhibition: "America on Wheels."

Community College fees lowered; the evolution battle

STATE BUDGET: From the Mercury News (Provisions in the 2006-2007 California state budget):
California lawmakers approved a $130.9 billion state budget Tuesday night. Here are some of the key provisions of the 2006-2007 spending plan that is expected to be signed by Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger:
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COMMUNITY COLLEGES - Cuts community college fees from $26-per-credit to $20-per-credit. Spends $130 million to keep University of California and California State University fees at current levels....

THE EVOLUTION BATTLE. This morning's New York Times presents an engrossing article about a Georgia school teacher and her struggle--against parents and against school administrators--to teach evolution. Some excerpts (Evolution's Lonely Battle in a Georgia Classroom):

OCCASIONALLY, an educational battle will dominate national headlines. More commonly, the battling goes on locally, behind closed doors, handled so discreetly that even a teacher working a few classrooms away might not know. This was the case for Pat New, 62, a respected, veteran middle school science teacher, who, a year ago, quietly stood up for her right to teach evolution in this rural northern Georgia community, and prevailed.
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On April 25, 2005, during a meeting about parent complaints with her principal, Rick Conner, she recalled: "He took a Bible off the bookshelf behind him and said, 'Patty I believe in everything in this book, do you?' I told him, 'I really feel uncomfortable about your asking that question.' He wouldn't let it go.' " The next day, she said, in the lunchroom, "he reached across the table, took my hand and said: 'I accept evolution in most things but if they ever say God wasn't involved I couldn't accept that. I want you to say that, Pat.' "
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Four days after her encounter with the principal, Ms. New was summoned to a meeting with the superintendent, Dewey Moye, as well as the principal and two parents upset about her teaching evolution. "We have to let parents ask questions," Mr. Moye told her. "It's a public school. In a democracy people can ask questions."

Ms. New said the parents, "badgered, got loud and sarcastic and there was no support from administrators."

Babs Greene, another administrator, "asked if I was almost finished teaching evolution," Ms. New recalled. "I explained to her again that it is a unifying concept in life science. It is in every unit I teach. There was a big sigh."

"I thought I was going crazy," said Ms. New, who has won several outstanding teacher awards and is one of only two teachers at her school with national board certification....

Fortunately, the state of Georgia and its standards backed up Ms. New, though her supervisors needed to be persuaded of that fact.

According to at least one expert (see the article), only 20 states have "sound" evolution standards. Georgia is among them.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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