Monday, August 13, 2012

Faculty Association: the return of the Old Guard (and John Williams)

Williams: Coming soon to a BOT near you?

Old Guardster Ken Woodward
     As you know, the SOCCCD faculty union (the “Faculty Association” or FA) has a PAC (see membership), which does much of the union’s political work, including endorsements of and contributions to trustee candidates, pending approval by the Rep Council (the elected representatives of faculty at both campuses).
     A month ago, the FA PAC interviewed trustees Frank Meldau and Jim Wright (both face election in November), and then recommended Meldau, Wright, and Bill Jay for endorsement.
     Soon thereafter, the FA’s exec committee approved all three endorsements.
     The PAC then met in early August (i.e., a few days ago), interviewing, among others, John Williams, a candidate for his old seat (he filed on the 9th), now occupied by Meldau. They decided to recommend endorsement of Williams, too!
     They also decided to pay for Meldau and Williams’ filing fees.
Lee Haggarty
     The exec committee then met and decided to leave the question of Williams’ endorsement to the entire Representative Council. No doubt that decision reflected knowledge that some unionists would strongly oppose endorsement of Williams.
     You bet.
     That Williams is a sleazy, disgusting bastard has been known for quite some time. During the bad old days of SOCCCD Brown Act violations (c. 1997-8), Williams was by far the most egregious violator. He was intimately involved in the disastrous district reorganization of 1997 and the board’s efforts otherwise to lessen faculty authority—for example, by eliminating reassigned time. Williams was Steve "Holocaust denier" Frogue’s strongest ally, even during the Frogue recall. And, of course, he supported Raghu Mathur to the bitter end.
     Most entertaining of all: as trustee, he was notorious for using conference money to take lavish trips, often to Orlando, where he has family. Hence the moniker "Orlando Boy."
     Plus he’s bone stupid.
Mathur crony Ray Chandos
     Despite Williams' manifest creepitude, even after the FA was reformed (i.e., the Old Guard was voted out of leadership) in about 2000, it supported Williams, over the strong objections of Dissent, among others. It's not that they liked the guy. It's just that they thought Williams would support the contract. Anything for money, I guess.
     But, in part thanks to DtB's reporting, by about two or three years ago, Williams was in big trouble with his Public Administrator/Guardian gig down at the county, and, no doubt, he was overwhelmed. So he bailed from the board. The board chose Meldau as his replacement. (Williams eventually resigned from his county post after many months of BOS efforts to remove the guy. Williams is a huge embarrassment for the local GOP.)
     But how is it that John Williams, poster boy for OC political corruption, cronyism, and incompetence, became a candidate for his old seat on the board?
     Evidently, the union “Old Guard”—a group once fronted by the likes of Sharon Macmillan, Sherry Miller-White, and Ray Chandos and who are responsible for much that has gone wrong in our district in the last sixteen years—is staging a comeback. They got Williams on board. And their people managed to secure Williams’ PAC endorsement.
Unprincipled: Miller-White
    When Meldau, a decent guy, learned of the FA’s possible endorsement of the slimy Williams, he decided to withdraw from the race.
     Nice goin', FA. You're doin' a heck of a job.
     That pretty much leaves Williams.
     The only person who dislikes Williams more than I do is board President Nancy Padberg, and so she and her cronies are attempting to scrape up a Republican candidate for the seat before the deadline late Wednesday afternoon.
     Never underestimate an angry Nancy.
     God only knows who she’ll come up with though. I think John Schmitz' widow is available. Imagine!
     The next Rep Council meeting will be in early September, at IVC.
     The next PAC meeting is 2:00, Tuesday, not long after the FA luncheon.
     You're not invited.

Micael Merrifield
P.S.: another potential candidate, Tim Jemal, has not yet filed but may yet do so. I'm told by reliable friends that he's a great guy with great connections.

P.P.S.: should you wish to contact your rep or a union leader, see
• officers
• Representative Council
• SOCCCD employee directory
Michael Channing
P.P.P.S: current PAC membership, according to the FA website:
Paula Jacobs, President
Claire Cesareo-Silva, President Elect
Lewis Long, Past President
Ken Woodward, Treasurer
Allison Camelot, Secretary
Loma Hopkins, Membership Chair
Beth Clary, Part Time Faculty Chair
Lee Haggarty, Past President
Mike Merrifield, Past President
The Runyan
Michael Channing, Past President
Sharon MacMillan, Past President
Sherry Miller White, Past President
Margot Lovett, SBS Saddleback College
Martin Welc, BS Saddleback College
Georgina Guy, Counseling Saddleback College
Ted Weatherford, HPE Irvine Valley College
Fawn Tanriverdi, Counseling Irvine Valley College
Ron Ellison, FA Irvine Valley College
Please note: the decision to endorse Williams was not unanimous

A curious slide projected during an inservice activity at IVC earlier today
Bomb, plane: result of Windows-->Mac snafu

Sunday, August 12, 2012

John Williams returning to the SOCCCD board?!

     Bad news! I've come across a right-wing (Chris Emami, Chris Nguyen, and Erik Brown) blog, OC Political, which yesterday reported that Frank Meldau has withdrawn from the Area 6 trustee race (SOCCCD) and that the utterly discredited John Williams has filed to recapture that seat! (The filing deadline was last Friday. Williams filed on Thursday.)
     Worse still, Williams might run unopposed!
     The only glimmer of hope—I'm assuming the OCP report is accurate—concerns the extended deadline for filing for Area 6 (5 p.m. Wednesday). Plus someone named Tim Jemal pulled papers, but has not yet filed (as of yesterday's report).

South Orange Community College District: Fuentes & Meldau Out, Wright Unopposed, Williams Unimpeded Return? (OC Political; August 11, 2012)

Posted by Chris Nguyen on August 11, 2012
     In the South Orange County Community College District, the Trustee Area 6 race went from being one of Orange County’s most interesting to a single-candidate affair, as neither Jolene Fuentes nor Julie Davis filed, leaving appointed incumbent James Wright unopposed at the end of candidate filing. After Trustee Tom Fuentes, Chairman Emeritus of the Republican Party of Orange County, died in May, Wright was appointed to the seat in June (effective July 1) despite the efforts of Jolene Fuentes to gain the appointment to her husband’s seat. Wright was the sole candidate to complete filing, and so, his race will not even appear on the ballot.
     In Trustee Area 7, appointed incumbent Frank Meldau opted to call it quits after less than two years in office. Meldau had been appointed to the seat in January 2011 after Trustee John Williams resigned in December 2010. Williams was also the Orange County Public Administrator until his resignation/unresignation/reresignation in January 2012. With Meldau opting not to file for re-election, the filing period is extended until 5 PM on Wednesday, August 15. Williams filed to run for his old seat on Wednesday, August 8. Tim Jemal pulled papers on Thursday, August 9 but has not yet filed them. If Jemal or someone new doesn’t file, then Williams will walk back into his old seat, despite the chaos of his resignations from two elected offices in the past 20 months.
Related news:
     Dave Lang appears to have filed for Area 1. David Martin pulled papers, but I don’t think he’s filed. In any case, he doesn’t have a prayer.
     Bill Jay has at least pulled papers. So has the inevitable Arlene Greer, wife of Phil. Both appear to have filed “candidate statements.” Bates Greer is supported by the likes of Pat Bates and Dave Lang.

SEE ALSO:

The Hamlet of Orange County Politics: John Williams Pulls Papers to Run for Office He’d Resigned (OC Political; July 31, 2012)

NAME: ARLENE C GREER
OCCUPATION:Businesswoman/Arts Commissioner

As education becomes increasingly essential in our global economy, our Community Colleges are increasingly called upon to transition our children from high school to four year institutions and real world employment. As parents and taxpayers, we expect our Community Colleges to meet the needs of both high school graduates and older adults who are returning to our campuses. As your Trustee, I will hold the Board, faculty and staff to standards consistent with achieving those goals and objectives.

I have been named Woman of the Year by the California State Senate for my work in the community. I am the former Chairwoman of the Newport Beach Environmental Quality Affairs Committee and a current member of the Newport Beach Arts Commission.

Supervisor Pat Bates and Assemblywoman Diane Harkey endorse my candidacy because of my advocacy of community involvement. Capistrano Trustee Anna Bryson and SOCCCD Trustee David Lang support my candidacy because of my promise to enrich the academic curriculum, enhance our physical plant and extend our community outreach. SOCCCD was founded on a commitment to serve the people of South Orange County. I intend to honor that commitment.

Thank you and please vote Arlene Greer for SOCCCD Board of Trustees

www.arleneforeducation.com

Friday, August 10, 2012

Audit Report Details Culture of Fear at County Public Works (Voice of OC)
Excerpt:
...There is a strong belief among female county workers that if an executive sexually assaults them, they have no hope of a legitimate investigation by county Human Resources officials and will be targeted if they complain....
Leaked report shows how county bungled Bustamante probe (OC Reg)

Thursday, August 9, 2012

HR complaints (are the opium of the masses)

Teddi Lorch, Exec Director, HR/
Employer/Employee Relations
     I was in Vancouver when Chancellor Poertner sent out the “district services survey 2012 results.” So I didn’t even read ‘em until a couple days ago. Just skimmed 'em.
     I gathered—from DtB readers—that some of the survey-taker “comments” were pretty negative. So I asked Rebel Girl about that, and she said that HR is a major focus of complaint. No surprise there. I know there are some great employees in HR. On the other hand....
     So here are the comments attached to questions 45 and 46 re HR. Those questions were:
45. Please tell us what services you would like to see more of from Human Resources. 46. Please give us feedback and suggestions concerning Human Resources.
     Before you go on, take a gander at the results of HR questions 42, 43, and 44. 
     Roughly speaking, survey-takers seemed to give HR a "B" in answering those three questions; "commenters," however [i.e., respondents of 45 and 46], seemed to give HR a C- or D:

Click on the graphic to enlarge it
Comments concerning the comments below:
• It appears that many SOCCCD employees could use a college education. –I mean, what’s with all the spelling and grammatical errors? Sheesh. It's embarrassing!
• Employee ***** must really be terrific. And employee ***** is obviously a serious stinker. 
• A special shout-out to employee *****!
• I’m sensing lots of negativity here. More negativity than positivity. But that’s a pretty negative thing to say. 
• I made no effort to edit or clarify the comments. 
• Except: I deleted comments that struck me as tedious. I realize that that is pretty subjective. Gotta cut something out, so that's how I did it. Deal with it.
• I highlighted the essence of comments in yellow.  
• I hope it goes without saying (I don't ever say it here) that some of these commenters are just cranks. We're not assuming that each point made below is valid or fair. On the other hand, where there's lots of smoke, there's likely some fire.
45. Please tell us what services you would like to see more of from Human Resources.

. . .
The recruiting process in Human Resources takes FOREVER. There are many good candidates out there that apply during the application submission process, but then don't hear back for 3 or 4 months for an interview. Other positions stay open for months at a time and hinder the efficiency of their respecitve department. If there is a lack of personnel to take on these recruitments, then additional staff need to be hired or the recruitment process changed. It is rediculous. Also, when I was a new employee my HR Specialist was very scatter brained and told me a lot of inside information that made me unnecessarily nervous about the position I was going into. She did not have a building number or room number for me to report to on my first day and tried to explain directions to the building and room. When you are new to an organization it is a very uncomforting feeling when the only contact person you have doesn't know what she is talking about. It would have been nice if the HR Specialist would have met me on campus my first day or have given me more accurate information about my reporting location.
. . .
It's hit or miss. Somestimes they are very helpful, but a lot of the time you really have to push and push to get any progress on disiplinary issues. It appears that they are scared and/or lazy and push off doing what needs to be done. They also can be all over the place in terms of their support and/or comprehension of an issue. Some days I will get a very favorable response from a person who wants to help, and three days later the same person will change their tune on the same issue and act like the thing they totally understood and were going to help with three days ago is now just not that big of a deal.
. . .
• Assume less control. Provide a service, not dictate the process.
. . .
They hardly ever answer their phone. It's very frustrating and they have so MANY staffing. With so much staff, you would think that they operate more efficiently and effectively and get more things done. If they are going to be in the office, their calls should be transfer to receptionist. If they want something done, they are demanding and think they want the VIP treatment.

• When you ask questions, they don't know a simple answer.

• More timely responses to questions.

• Current day to day business is always at the bottom of their list. It takes weeks to get some changes done by HR. HR staff does not have time lines that they follow as a procedure or process. If someone is out sick or on vacation, no one does their work or even knows what should be done.

• Speedier hiring process. More HR training for the the line manages. They don't seem to know what is going on half the time.

• I would like to see the rules for hiring processes be less prescriptive and over reactive to laws. Its a stifling process, HR makes continual minimum quals errors, does not allow the Chair discipline expert to assist on this level, runs adds in the wrong places mistakes, they force us on classified positions to use a saddleback-centric job description even when it both not appropriate for IVC or so old that is not apropriate at all. IVC is one of two EQUAL colleges in the SOCCCD, it is not the second college nor the step child that has to constantly be subjected to attempts at Saddlebackification.

• more streamlined hiring process
. . .
The existing processes are managed very well by competent HR staff. I would like to implement more rigorous hiring practices that require skill set assessment, and more closely tie required skills to job descriptions.

• Reduce the time it takes to actually post an opening.
. . .
• ***** and ***** are wonderful, so is ***** and many others. They have great attitudes despite working in an office that appears to be understaffed.
. . .
• First, I feel that our policies in relation to recruitment and hiring are arcane. Second, I think that HR's interpretation of those policies are not always accurate and do not enable hiring of the best candidate. Third, I think the online application process needs to be reevaluated. Of particular concern is the posting of what should be confidential letters of recommendation.

• The individuals in Human Resources meet my expectations, but the processes do not. While there have been attempts in the past year to make improvements, these efforts have not gone far enough.

• It seems a little scattered- when I have emailed a question to management regarding a policy or the need to review the possiblity of creating a new position... it never goes anywhere.

• I would appreciate if HR actually showed support for the individual college's operations and less about District staffing. The HR department is very secretive and its procedures are ineffective when dealing with issues at the front line level. As a manager I am not even consulted by HR on issues involving long term abscenses from my employee and I am held responsible for filling out the time sheet at the end of the month. It is frustrating that we hire administrators and managers but we dont trust them to do their job. HR appears to only trust HR and other District managers.

David Bugay, VC, HR &
Employer-Employee Relations
Great people. But faculty hires should occur earlier in the school year.

• Knowing a little something about the colleges, programs and services. Classified use to give a little support to new classified but it seems it's discouraged now.

• HR forms (e.g. PER 001) are still not online. 2) Testing for administrative position skill sets (Microsoft Office) is not required which leads to an excessive number of applications for committees to screen. This is not acceptable.

• Recruitment process improvement - Human Resources be more customer oriented. Answer questions in a timely manner and not have to wait for days to get answer. More assistance with disciplinary issues and follow up accordingly.
. . .
• Flexibility in setting the dates of hiring cxommittees. We would like to move the dates to earlier in the spring so we don't lose candidates to other districts in our very competitive field.
. . .

46. Please give us feedback and suggestions concerning Human Resources.

. . .
• HR recently tackled a a reclass study for administrators and managers. Overall, the recommendations to the BOT effectively identified changes in job descriptions. Many employees saw a positive change in classification recommended. This had to have been a very time-consuming and difficult effort and I appreciate that HR took the initiative to pursue this much-needed study.
. . .
Too many employee relatives are hired for positions that are never posted.

• While I have never had a problem with hiring, I must note that the process is so driven by being liability-averse that you never really get to know anything about the candidates. The insider applicant pretty much always gets the job under these circumstances.

Human Resources have improved tremendously. The employees are very helpful and are well informed on the subject matter.

• The employees go out of their way to assist in anyway possible. Keep up the good job.

• HR personnel are never a concern. They are earnest and helpful. It is the hiring process that is poorly designed, making the hiring of the best personnel for any job more difficult than necessary.

Hope? Really?
• I have assisted several HR Specialists in setting up rooms on campus for hiring committees and some have been good about being organized and contacting me to set up things beforehand, but others have been last minute who show up late expecting everything to be in place for the interviews when they did not arraign anything with me ahead of time. This causes lots of scrambling on both our parts which was recognized by some of the candidates as things were not set up before they arrived.

• District HR should be reduced to a few staff and the bulk of the current staff dispersed to each campus where the customers and new hires are located. District HR should follow the rules and commitments in a timely manor. District HR should communicate in a more honest manor.
. . .
• They assume that we know everything they do about human resources issues. Perhaps offering suggestions for team building, as opposed to assuming that we know all about team building and are taking it upon ourselves to hire an outside team building expert to come in and work with us, would be helpful. Sidestepping obvious discipline issues is a problem. It really appears that they just don't want to deal with the difficult issues that arise, so we are left on our own, having to deal with problem employees who have been here much too long because we don't get the back up we need unless you demand it. I shouldn't have to strongarm HR to get help.

• I have been given conflicting information at times.

• HR should not assume that administrators are more likely to be in the right than people complaining about the administrator

Confidentiality is essential and critical. Unfortunately, it is sorely absent with the VC.

• There seems to be more concern with union desires than management. Processing to fili open positions is rediculously slow, impacting campus services.

• Re: Substitute Hires - Modifying the hiring process to a less formal one to eliminate valuable time for all involved. This would would pertain to the subs that have proven competency and dept. desire for permanent hire. Minimize screening hours, meetings and interview requirements. Perhaps more like a lateral hire process?

• Understandably, HR is under a lot of pressure recently. However, it would be helpful if HR would try to be a little more responsive and timely on HR requests.

• Overall I "Slightly Agree" with the above questions. This survey needs to have a step between "Disagree" and "Agree". Without it, I do not feel that you are getting accurate data. HR has not failed completely but certainly needs improvement particularly in employee recruitment - whether the problem is with union restrictions or HR protocol.

• with all of the extra staff, why havent' services gotten better

Too much "inside" trading goes on....if you know what I mean!

Less one-way, top-down decision-making. Theirs seems to be an attitude of having special information and special skills that others may not question. It should not be up to Human Resources to determine whether a faculty member or academic administrator has met minimum qualifications. Human resources itself is not qualified to do this. Also, HR is quick to correct faculty and classified staff, but definitely not deans and higher, on deliberation remarks/questions/observations clearly against policy.
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• Things are difficult to find on MySite and the Wiki

"I'll get back to you in January."
They need to answer their phones. They are never available and don't neccessarily return calls or emails timely.

• HR is too big a department and despite their size, runs inefficiently. Too many chiefs and to many indians does not always equate to productive. I heard some of the staff don't have enough to do.

• Get new management across the hoard. NEW PEOPLE IN MANAGEMENT IN HR.

• ***** is amazing and always gets back to me quickly, answering all my questions!

• H.R. should be more consistent when providing guidance to the colleges. Depending on the time or the person a question is asked you may get different or even conflicting answers. The process used for the managers' salary study was not very well organized. There were a number of times when the consultant had to go back and make corrections. The appeal process was not clear from the very beginning. The process by which the new salary ranges were defined was not transparent. No research information was provided to the managers explaining how the new range was determined.

• Where's Risk Management? Way too hard to find on the HR website. The process for an on-the-job injury is not clear, forms outdated, and a suspect release of information.

• HR has changed drastically over the years with new personnel and difficult to keep atrack of!

• More streamlined hiring process.

• Having served on a number of hiring committees, it seems that the process is flawed in that it seems easy to doctor the numbers in favor of one person vs. another. I played fair and square though.

• I wish they would answer their phones!!

• It seems to take an inordinate amount of time to post replacement positions for employees that have resigned/retired.

• The management classification study has been a real disappointment. It took too long and there was way too much interference and it is widely thought that those who were aggressive and pushed their agendas were successful and others were rubber stamped through without much thought.

• In the 4 years that I have been a full time employee I have only needed to go to human resources a few times but the always had the answers and were quick to respond when I did. Thank you!

• Be available to talk with. There is no open access to HR unless you make a formal appointment.

• Training should be paid. Teachers are paid on an hourly basis, and if we are to make use of training, we should be compensated for the time we devote to it. The college ultimately benefits from our being trained, thus it is in its interest to give us incentives to do so. The current pay scale does not compensate adjunct faculty with PhDs for experience. Thus there is no incentive to continue working at Saddleback. The pay scale for adjunct faculty is one of the lowest in the LA-Orange County-San fernando Valley area. If Saddleback wants to remain competitive, it should re-evaluate its pay scale. A different pay scale might encourage staff to devote more time to their classes. Saddleback should offer paid office hours for adjunct faculty. This would help students.

• Human Resources needs to take the lead in sensitivity tranining. For instance, there is not enough consideration given to the planning calendars of the colleges. Events such as Commencement and Scholarship Ceremonies are scheduled a year in advance, yet - the Chancellors Cabinet occurs on the same date of IVC's Scholarship Ceremony. (Two years in a row!) A very important Civility HR workshop is held the Friday before commencement, a business continuity meeting is initially scheduled at 4 p.m., the day before both colleges have their commencement ceremonies. We need to have Human Resource sensitivity tranining for the district personnel on what goes on at the colleges at these busy times of year. i.e., the end of each semester -especially ...At Disney, all the upper level managers, one day a year go out into the parks, and they become a costume character. Perhaps, we need to have a program where our district services personnel "shadow" the college managers to better understand our roles or at least attend College Council on a regular basis. This peer mentoring could help build bridges between the colleges and district if implemented in a constructive and positive manner. Human Resources needs to be the leader in these types of efforts. Implementation needs to be a goal for 2012-2013.

Too rigid at times.

• If HR says they maintain a strict policy seeking a nationwide search for positions that need to be filled, they need to maintain that policy at ALL times and not be selective during the process.

The whole salary classification study lacks integrity. This study has been kept compartmentalized and is everything but transparent. The information regarding the individual's salary placement has not been provided yet we are asked if we accept the finding. The overall placement of positions on the master schedule is not been provided and appeals are not being accepted until after the Board of Trustees votes on the item. What good is an appeal after the Board of Trustees votes on the issues. Why is the process not transparent.

Presidential spouse
& chemistry teacher
HR should keep a closer eye on shady hiring and nepotism at IVC instead of looking the other way when it happens. The college president's wife should not be working on the IVC campus.

• The entire recruitment process is labor intensive and takes too long. By the time you start hiring for a position, the top applicants are gone to other jobs. Also, positions on campus go empty for months with subs being used. This is not cost effective, as you spin your wheels training the sub and then again when the permanent replacement arrives.

• In working with *****, she seems very disorganized and it is of concern to me. I think she needs an additional administrative assistant to do her filing and tasks.

***** does a wonderful job!

• I would like Human Resources to provide more information on the various types of forms needed when hiring employees. This can be confusing and they don't always provide the information.

• There are problems in all areas of the "Services" they provide but at least we are becoming paperless in that office because that is a goal that supports students and staff.

• It really depends on who you work with.

• HR has been engaged in a cat-mouse game where they refuse to remove unjust documents from personnel files. These derogdocs have either been added without fair disclosure, as required by ed. code and our collective bargaining agreement, or have no relevance whatsoever and do not belong there. They are usually remnants from bad managers of the past. When these issues have been brought to the attention of the HR director, we've been ignored. The HR game is about them wanting us to put up a big fight about it. Please have this unjust practice and files cleaned up. This is mean spirited: please force HR to stick to the rules.

• The coordination and communication on the administrator/manager study was not done well. More transparency in the process would have been much better.

• I would like to have appropriate feedback when asked how a decision was made regarding the selection of a candidate even though it is on a rating basis. And that the position description reflect not only the qualifications of the individual applicant but also the agenda of the department and how that position meets the primary goal of that dept. I would think it beneficial to rate each job function with a % so that an applicant can weigh before applying to a positon what priorities match instead of finding out in an interview that emphasis is going to be placed on specific areas versus other secondary issues. Also I think it would be beneficial to consider indicating on the HR webpage the legalality of bilingual positions and the specific requirements and procedures for need of such a designation as well as what testing of such language proficiency is to be expected, based on prior hiring consideration, such as a typing test "wpm".

• Faculty and in partucular classified hiring needs to occur in a more timly fashion. It takes to long to fill a classified position.

Hiring process is cumbersome; takes too long to hire employees; scoring applicants during the interviewing by pencil and not computer-generated causes potential errors, and time restraints

• I think that the employee selection process can lag a lot. I look through the eyes of someone who has been on several committees and just trying to find the time to go through the whole process can be overwhelming.

• HR (and the Vice Chancellor and the Board of Trustees) should be more proactive in creating a workplace that values competence and professionalism. Less public sector silliness please. The initial interview process is bizarre and gives an immediate bad impression to new employees. The toleration of incompetent and mean-spirited staff frustrates and drives good employees away. Select competent managers who know how to actually manage and then stay out of their way.

• Please revamp the hiring process. The hiring committee is unnecessarily constrained, people on the committee are many times unqualified to interview candidates, and not enough weight is given to the subject expert(s) opinions/ratings. Lastly, internal candidates are disadvantaged by the current process.

• The policy and process by which faculty are hired in the district needs to be comprehensively redone. It needs to be much more focused on identifying and hiring the best people and less on bureaucratic controls intended to satisfy a very narrow interpretation of the laws relating to these hiring processes. It also needs to release some of the administrative controls on the process that are an artifact of the previous regime.



• I submit paperwork for all areas of hiring (except management). Overall, the service with the PT faculty and Short-term temporary positions is great. Any quesitons I might have is answered very quick. Most frustrating is getting confirmation of paperwork received in HR. I can't assume that they receive the paperwork. The deadline for HR forms to go to the board meeting is extremely early and there is not a way to make sure my items have been received and will go to the board meeting.

• By the way, this list of dates was very hard to get, it seems that it was only given to the college administration.

The new employee orientaion and explanations of services (esp. benefit package)was the poorest I've ever encountered.

• Questions often go unanswered and there's considerable mis-information being delivered.

• We need a faster way of recruiting new employees in order to fill vacant positions. The current system takes way too long.

• Many departments need positions filled in order to be in compliance with state or local mandates and waiting so long to fill a vacancy puts us at risk for being out of compliance

SEE ALSO: 2011 IVC Employee Satisfaction Survey - Initial Report


Lorch gets all pouty

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

My last Vancouver report

Looking northwest, from Stanley Park
     Got back from Vancouver on Monday. I've pretty much recovered from the trip.
     My family left the Province of British Columbia fifty-two years ago (1960), when I was about five and Annie was six. But my folks' good friends Hermann and Marianne, who moved to Southern California not long after we did but who moved back to B.C. ten or twenty years later (they worried about health care), kept inviting my folks to come north to visit them, first on Vancouver Island (Victoria) and then later in White Rock, just south of Vancouver. But it was always a no-go somehow.
     H&M would occasionally travel south, though, which is good, cuz these people are seriously close. My mom (Edith) first met Marianne near Münster, Germany, in 1945, when mom was a 12-year-old refugee, and the two have been the best of friends ever since. They’ve been pals as a foursome going back to the mid-fifties.
     My parents and H&M are getting old—they’re all about 80—and my dad, Manny, and Hermann are definitely in decline, healthwise, and so I figured we’d better make this thing—the northern sojourn—finally happen. Besides, friend and ex-wife Kathie and I always wanted to visit BC, which is my birthplace (eh), and so I bought the plane tickets for a non-stop to Vancouver, August 1. I got rooms at the Pan Pacific, which is way fancy, man.

The ceiling of the lobby of the Pan Pacific
     The trip went well, though, predictably, it was necessary to spend money like a drunken Canadian sailor. My little group is pretty generous, though, and so I didn’t have to shell out all the dough—on restaurants, tours, whatnot. I always insisted on paying but somebody always insisted harder, and so, there you go. It all sorta works out. 
     People seem to eat well in Vancouver, I’m glad to say. Never encountered a lousy restaurant. Plus the town is an attractive mix of various ethnicities—lots of Chinese, Sikhs—and it all sort of works. French is spoken, here and there.
Marianne, c. 1955
     Dining is a big thing when you travel. One time, we got the notion of going to a Chinese restaurant, and so we asked the concierge for advice, got a luke-warm recommendation, and then headed just down the street to the "Imperial Palace." I think that was the name. (Update: nope. "Imperial Chinese Seafood")
     The place seemed nice, despite the exterior's construction scaffolding, so we entered. Inside, it still looked promising, I guess, but the aural atmosphere at that moment was awful. We had the bad luck of arriving right when the bottom floor was being used by some organization, which held a pretty wild party—one that featured, anyway, at least one spectacularly loud screaming kid plus a noisy slide show. The din was amazing. My mom kept looking at me as though to say, “Good Lord, that can’t be right, can it?”
     For reasons that don’t matter now, we were all hoping to avoid seeking out yet another restaurant, and so we were trying to make this work. The waiter brought us upstairs to a sort of balcony zone, which comprised maybe four or five tables, including the one next to us, which was occupied by the Family From Hell (actually, from Whistler, north of Vancouver). When I took my seat, I looked over there, and the four kids were beating each other with chopsticks. The dad corrected them ineffectually (he was the sort who yelled his parental efforts for all to hear—all except his brat kids, who were irrecoverably wild and who knew better than to worry about dopey old dad). At one point, one kid yelled to the waiter, “Hey, is my chicken ready yet!” I think Kathie wanted to throttle him. We were all relieved when we detected (by reading one kid's shirt) that they were not Americans.

Silver Falls. Indian Arm of Burrard Inlet
     Immediately before me, I noticed a quiet middle-aged couple. The lady was obviously seriously peeved about that Whistler family. She kept glancing back at ‘em with dagger eyes. Her hubby had plainly been instructed to hurry up and finish and get the goddam check. He resisted. She glared a knife through his forehead and so he was briefly boggled, then recovered and relented, dithering over his colorful Canadian money as wifey seethed and hissed. As they walked out, she nearly spun around to say, “You are the most appalling family on Earth; you sicken me!” But no. She had remembered that she was Canadian.
     All of this, of course, is amusing enough, but there was one further element in the scene: the waiter seemed to find it necessary to yell at us. “You want food!? What food!?” he roared. Having inspected the menu, Mom asked for a "number 48." He glared back at her with apparent consternation. He grabbed her menu and looked up 48, saying, “My memory is not so good!” But Kathie and I detected self-deprecation in that remark. Humor maybe? We thought of the Chinese waiter on Seinfeld.
     But that unfortunate experience was the exception to otherwise universal good-to-greatness, restaurantwise. Plus they seem to like their waitresses sexy in that part of the world. (Kathie was not amused.) I guess they're not completely "correct" in the land of beers, bears, and botanical gardens.
     It’s seriously beautiful, Vancouver is. And, as it happens, we visited during an extremely rare stretch of good weather: it was clear and sunny and warm the whole time we were up there. Nobody has ever encountered anything quite like it, apparently. But, I’m told, it’s been a very wet summer otherwise. 
     Vancouver is about water, man. The downtown area is on a smallish peninsula—much like San Francisco, and so you can’t go far before running into the harbor. The city is the second densest in North America, they say, and so there are lots—lots and lots—of high-rises full of people. Most of the city is very neat, very tidy, though there’s a visible homeless contingent—residue, they say, of the ravages of the drug trade. Not sure how or why or when that happened. 
Edith, c. 1960
     About half of the population looks more or less like me, and they speak mostly like Canadians; that is, they speak slowly, earnestly, pleasantly, yet somewhat reservedly. Sometimes their yammering would make me laugh, as when we took the boat tour east on the Burrard Inlet and then up Indian Arm (a fjord), and Captain Stubing would do the tour guide thing over the intercom. “That yellow stuff is sulfur on that barge at starboard, don’t you know,” he’d intone. Well, yeah.
     Kathie kept waiting for the corny jokes, but they never came. There was no exaggeration, no hoopla, no patriotic self-promotion. Very Canadian. Not very American.
     Some of the Canadian and American border officials were kind of prickly. One time, some official gal asked my dad, “Any declarations?”, and he heard, “Any decorations?” He muttered something about “Mickey Mouse.” (Don’t ask.) Well, that got the gal interested in my dad as a terrorism suspect. (I get it: Mickey Mouse—> terrorism.) They took him away and checked him all out with a fine toothed radar-comb. Earlier, I had made the mistake of taking somebody’s pic near one of the many stations involved in homeland security, and, immediately, an official told me that there can be no photos! So I walked right up to her and showed her as I deleted that photo. I must’ve done it right (or wrong?), cuz they just spun me out the door after that. Later, at Vancouver airport, I asked a uniformed lady—playfully, I thought—if I’d get arrested if I took her picture. She looked at me levelly. She said: "It’s not illegal, but I wouldn’t appreciate it." Good grief.

Posies everywhere
     When we were in the airport before leaving for home, we entered some transitional zone that somehow was officially "the USA." There was some discrepancy of dollar amounts on my “declarations” form—I mean, who cares?—and this guy pointed to it and asked me to explain it. I just said, “Let’s go with the lower figure” and shrugged. He was not amused. “Go,” he said. 
     I’ve got a medical condition. It’s like a broken thermostat: it causes me to get overheated at the slightest provocation. For me, airports are the worst, cuz they’re always humid, hot, and you’ve always got to walk around lost for a while. (Last year, Frankfurt Airport just about killed me.) In such circumstances, I sweat profusely and start feeling lousier and lousier. That happened to me last December in Chicago and I thought I was having a goddam heart attack. Went to the doctor when I got back home, and he said I had to check out, first, my heart, then my blood sugar, then my lungs and such. I checked out OK for the first two and then I started feeling better, so I kind of dropped the ball. I got the chest X-rays taken, but never followed up. Not good.
     The problem came roaring back in Vancouver. I’d perspire to an absurd degree, slow down, get overheated, become useless. I’d lose my breath just walking down the street. I’d have to sit down for a while after just a few steps. There are plenty of humid and hot places in Vancouver, as it turns out. Especially on those harbor boats, which are all closed up with plexiglass cuz they’re designed for typically lousy B.C. weather. In good weather, it’s like a freakin' hothouse inside those boats.
     So, half way through the trip, I became the Amazing Wilted Man. That was my Superpower: utter and devastating wiltitude. Meanwhile, my dad, whose hearing is pretty lousy (he has a hearing aid, but he seems never to have it on right), was the Amazing Lost Man. He was generally two steps behind the rest of us, and I don't just mean geographically. He’d catch up, though, whenever we settled in one spot—say, for dinner or lunch. Then, with perfect lucidity, he’d hold forth about the old days, when Vancouver was B&W with only dirt roads and pompous, unpleasant English people who disliked immigrants. 
     Kathie, of course, was Super Enthusiasm Girl; and mom was The Amazing Anxious Woman, though she’d occasionally morph into Zany Party Girl for a while, melding with Kathie. When things settled down, like on one of those boat tours, she’d fix upon the physical beauty around her. She’d ooh and ah, though somewhat mechanically. She was distracted, I think, keeping track of her Lost Man.

The west shore of Stanley Park
     So we were like wacky cartoon characters in a Super Green lost world of Milquetoastian strangers, forever bouncing into things but generally getting where we needed to go. Getting back to our hotel rooms in the evening was sometimes a relief. I often watched the Olympics on the big HDTV.
     I love to drive and, in particular, I love to drive where driving is crazy, and it’s pretty crazy in downtown Vancouver. We had rented a nice little Toyota Rav-4, which permitted zippage and spinnage and swiftulosity. Such maneuverings, however, especially when combined with one-armed guerrilla camera work, are not always appreciated by elderly parents or ex-wives. Still, I had fun. (Inside the Rav-4, the powerful AC kept me fresh ‘n’ frosty.) 
     There are no left-turn lanes on the roads in Vancouver. Nope. Once in a while, somebody would need to make a left turn, and so they’d just stop, waiting for opposing traffic to clear, bringing everyone else in their lane to a complete stop. I got pretty good at avoiding those backups. Zip, zip, zip, swoosh.
Toyota Rav4
     We had a great time visiting our old neighborhood on Copley Street. The pics tell the story. Too bad Annie wasn't there to tell us how she remembered each brick, twig and ant. "Yes, I remember that crack in the sidewalk!" And we are enjoyed our time with H&M. Kathie loves those people. They're pretty cute, both of 'em.
     For some reason, at 9:00 p.m., those Vancouverians always shoot a cannon, a very loud one, out there in the harbor. Maybe to wake people up, dunno. We first encountered this phenomenon while in the bowels of our hotel, down in the parking garage. Suddenly, there was a loud and distinct thud, like an enormous boulder landing on the roof. Earthquake? "It's the cannon," said my dad. I didn't ask him to elaborate. Such are Bauer conversations.
     The next day, we encountered the explosion while outside, near our hotel. You’d see the white smoke first, on an island in the harbor; then, two or so seconds later, you'd hear the massive report. You’d think such explosions would make these Canadians crazy, but they didn't seem to notice. We saw fireworks, too, on a Friday night, on the way home from the “sunset” harbor cruise. Very nice. That town can be like a carnival.
     Well, we went to the usual places: Stanley Park, museums, harbors, shops, odd little islands, old friends. Everybody had a great time. My folks visited with H&M for two solid days. One night, Kathie got grumpy with me and I got mad at her and so things weren’t too good for a few hours. But, otherwise, it was smooth sailing. Kathie was a huge help.
     So that’s my report.
     Very one-sided, I’m sure.
     See also Copley Street: 1959 and 2012

I'm writing a screenplay: "Posies on a plane." It's about Canadians.


For a fascinating interview of Chinese-American actor James Hong (1929-   ), go to Archive of American Television.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Red Emma remembers Gore Vidal



Red Emma remembers Gore Vidal:
Gore Vidal Remembered  
     Almost everybody in Southern California has, or should have, a Gore Vidal story, because if you have been in any way active in anything here—anti-war or civil rights or environmental activism, you would have encountered—and I use the word pointedly, admiringly—Vidal, at a debate, lecture, reading, demonstration, book fair, any public celebration of the life of the mind, and of civic participation. 
     He lived here, in the Hollywood Hills, and regularly attended marches and gatherings, in fact was one of the small, reliable group of local Left stalwarts who'd add their names and deliver their bodies to a cause. 
     As an undergraduate years ago at Cal State Long Beach, and as a young, eager and impressionable student activist, I met him. I'd been invited to join a small group meeting with the candidate when he visited campus during his 1982 run for US Senate. Sincere, good-hearted liberal and progressive faculty, staff and other students were there, with their questions for the Great Man, who seemed to only put up with the responsibility of listening to his presumed constituents, the whole tiny opera of expectations a farce of course, since we were all there to listen to him, to be delighted, impressed, instructed, amused and, yes, empowered to imagine, absurdly, that an American man of letters, of history, a radical gay public intellectual and literary artist might stand a chance of being elected to one of nation's highest offices as a Democrat....
To read the rest (published on Portside) click here.

To revisit Red's previous post about Vidal's last visit to Orange County, click here

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Andrew Tonkovich

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

  This ran in the Sunday December 24, 2023 edition of the Los Angeles Times and the Orange County Register : July 14, 1955 - November 20, 2...