Thursday, February 5, 2009

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

The accreditation news is very good

As most of you already know, Irvine Valley College at long last received that fax of the Accrediting Commission’s “action letter.” The letter explains that the commission has renewed IVC’s accreditation—with no strings attached.

To see the brief letter, go to letter (a small pdf file).

Saddleback College, too, received similarly good news. Their Action Letter (pdf file) explains that the “Commission took action to accept [Saddleback’s Progress] report.”

The action in Saddleback’s case, however, is slightly less clean:
The Commission noted that in its response to Recommendation 3, Saddleback College stated it had "set the goal of August 22, 2008 to have a [single] SLO {Student Learning Outcome} and method of assessment documented for every active course." Since the Commission requires full compliance with all SLO-related standards by 2012, Saddleback College must accelerate its development of multiple SLOs in all courses if it expects to comply with the Commission requirement.

At 3:00 p.m. this afternoon, members of the Irvine Valley College community gathered in the Administration Building to mark the occasion with some thank-yous, punch and donuts.

It was plain to see that some of our administrators were very relieved indeed.

4:45:

Naturally, Chancellor Mathur has spammed the world with one of his typically self-serving congratulatory emails. As per usual, he kisses trustee ass whilst patting himself firmly on the back:
I would particularly like to thank Board President Don Wagner who served on the IVC Accreditation Committee and Immediate Past President of the Board Dave Lang who served on the Saddleback College Accreditation Committee for their solid leadership and time commitment in shepherding the best interests of the students, the Colleges and the District. This was indeed a collaborative process where many of us, including me, who read and reread the reports repeatedly and provided our input. [My emphasis.]

See that last sentence? Good GAWD.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Babs Beno’s Theater of the Absurd

The two colleges of our district—Saddleback College and Irvine Valley College—have been dinged repeatedly by the Accreds (the ACCJC), mostly owing to the misadventures and misconduct of our benighted and demagogic board of trustees and their toady, the ruthless and incompetent Chancellor Raghu P. Mathur, G.O.P., Ed.D.

So when the feds got on the accreds’ case for issuing repeated warnings to colleges instead of meting out “consequences” (as they say, staunchly), the pressure was on Babs Beno, the clueless ACCJC Prez, and her crew to start meaning business—or else.

Yeah, but the problem is that Babs and her crew are way south of sharp or competent, and so they’ve been layin’ questionable requirements on colleges that many districts can’t even afford to satisfy (expensive researchers must be hired, etc.). Plus, if you’re really gonna mean business with these sometimes-daffy requirements, you’ve gotta pull the ticket on a shitload of colleges, and that just won’t do, now will it?


Anyway, our two institutions gave it the old college try, and, in the end, they did a pretty good and sincere job (belatedly, in the case of sleepy Saddleback College) trying to satisfy the Accreds and their concerns: trustee micromanagement, the plague of despair, inexplicably vast holes dug into the ground, etc. Reports were written and sent north, and we waited.

The commissioners, Babs Beno presiding, finally met in January and deliberated (whatever that means—maybe they spun a big wheel). They made their decisions. The “action letters” (i.e., the letters explaining the commission's actions per college) were supposed to be mailed on the 31st of January, but, as it happens, the 31st fell on a Saturday. In the past, in such situations, upon request, the ACCJC would go ahead and fax the damn thing on Friday (a day early) so that institutions wouldn’t have to wait until Monday to discover their horrifying fate.

So, naturally, our college requested the fax, and, last Friday, the college waited for said fax. But no fax materialized, which led to the Big Nervous Phone Call. The (unofficial) word was that the Accreds then declared (on the phone) that the Action Letter would be put in the mail that morning (gosh thanks), but the college would have to wait until Monday for the fax. Sheesh!

So the college Big Kids put out an email to everybody that explained that

The College has been informed by the Accreditation Commission that the hard copy of the Accreditation Action Letter … was placed in the mail earlier today, January 30, 2009. The College has requested to be placed on the ACCJC fax list and was informed that the Action Letter will be faxed on Monday…. As soon as the fax is received, the Irvine Valley College community will be informed immediately ….

No biggy. So we’ll wait.

So Monday came around and, again, no fax. Dang! The Senate Prez, clearly peeved, put out an email early Monday afternoon explaining that

The College was supposed to receive the ACCJC Action Letter …, today, February 2, 2009 via facsimile. However, we were informed [today], that the fax from the ACCJC would be delayed until February 3. 2009.

What?! I’m startin’ to get steamed! We're gettin' the run-around!

Hours later, the Big Kids (aka Prez Roquemore and crew) sent out a more official email, which said that

The College has now been informed by the Accreditation Commission that the hard copy of the Accreditation Action Letter … was NOT placed in the mail last Friday, January 30, 2009, after all. The ACCJC now tells us that the faxes will be sent Tuesday, February 3rd. [Emphasis in the original. Note the tone of peevitude.]

Is the ACCJC a crew of clowns? Rat bastard? Maroons?! Well, that's what everybody was saying.

The letter continued:

As soon as the fax is received, President Roquemore will inform the Irvine Valley College community …. If the fax has not been received by noon tomorrow, we will try to provide hourly updates until the fax does arrive.

Hourly freakin’ updates?! Such displays of anxiousness are seriously uncool, dude. Well, whatever.

So, naturally, this morning (Tuesday), the Big Kids waited by the fax machine, but no fax materialized. So they gnashed their teeth and then sent out another email:

The college has not received a fax from the Commission this morning. As soon as the fax is received, President Roquemore will inform the Irvine Valley College community about the outcome. If the fax does not arrive by 1 p.m., President Roquemore will call the Commission and ask for an explanation.

Our next update will be at 5 p.m. today unless the letter is received earlier. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

Smart move. That hourly update thing was way desperate.

Ah, but that wasn’t the end of it. Just after 1:00 p.m., we got another email from Glenn and crew. It was understated:

President Roquemore called the Commission’s office and was informed that the letters will be mailed today and the fax would be sent tomorrow, Wednesday, February 4th. [My emphasis.]

At this point, only a total dope would expect the ACCJC to come through tomorrow. As far as I'm concerned, Babs and her crew have declared war. We need to send Raghu up there immediately to leave a burning sack o’ sh*t on Babs Beno’s doorstep!

April, 2006: Babs Beno visits the SOCCCD (she appears at 6:27)


A perfect illustration of Babs Beno's abject twitulosity. On this night, for no apparent reason, she spoke positively about the two colleges' efforts responding the ACCJC's concerns, despite the manifest recalcitrance of some trustees, who openly rejected the Accreds' worries about trustee micromanagement. "What does this mean?" we asked. "What the hell is going on?" Later, we got dinged pretty badly by the ACCJC, which required yet another progress report.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Accreditation watch


9:00 a.m.: Well, we should get those faxes this morning.

11:00 a.m.: nothing's arrived yet.

2:00 p.m.: the word is that the ACCJC will fax the letter tomorrow!

Saturday, January 31, 2009

We're "not in this to make money"

TigerAnn hunting, this morning.

1981 primitive Internet report on KRON


This morning’s New York Times offers a glimpse into the weird past (A Newspaper? On a PC? That’s Crazy Talk), when reading the morning paper on one's computer sounded like, well, weird and unlikely shit of the future.

Ha ha ha.

The scene: 1981, San Francisco. A local news broadcast.

As the Times explains, the “best part comes about one minute into the clip, when one of the Examiner’s editors explains that the paper is ‘not in this to make money.’”

In 2003, the venerable San Francisco Examiner, which had once published the works of Ambrose Bierce, Mark Twain, and Jack London, became a free tabloid.

40 employees were let go the next day.

Tee-hee-hee.

TigerAnn doesn't seem to think about the future or the past. Near as I can tell, she lives entirely in the moment.

I saw her chase a momentary moth.

She failed to catch it, but she was pleased with herself still.

She took a dust bath; she sunned herself.

Be thou like the Tige.

Mostly joyful iconoclastery:

FOCUS' "HOCUS POCUS" live, 1973

My little bro Ray and I would listen to this and
laugh like hell.
But we loved it.

Ray loved Frank Zappa and the Mothers:

Flower Punk (to the music of "Hey Joe")
Hey punk, where you goin’ with that
Flower in your hand? (repeat)
Well, I’m goin’ up to frisco to join a
Psychedelic band.

Hey punk, where you goin’ with that
Button on your shirt? (repeat)
I’m goin’ to the love-in to sit & play
My bongos in the dirt.

Hey punk, where you goin’ with that
Hair on your head? (repeat)
I’m goin’ to the dance to get some action,
Then I’m goin’ home to bed.

Hey punk, where you goin’ with those
Beads around your neck? (repeat)
I’m goin’ to the shrink so he can help me
Be a nervous wreck...
(...with a little "Wild Thing" thrown in at the end)

Yeah, but Jimi still rules:
Ray would have agreed: Jimi rules.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Accreditation watch (and good news for 13 Stoploss!)

ACCREDITATION:

Friday, 12:45 p.m.: No word yet from the ACCJC (accreditors). As you know, we’re expecting a fax of the ACCJC’s letters informing the colleges of its decision re the accreditation of Irvine Valley College and Saddleback College, officially to be released on the 31st (but available, theoretically, today).

Friday, 1:05 p.m.: I have it on good authority (very good) that college officials communicated with the ACCJC this morning, and the ACCJC indicated that it put the letters in the mail this morning at 11:00. For some reason, the ACCJC will not be faxing the letters until Monday morning.

So try to have a nice weekend!

13 STOPLOSS RULES!

Military bloggers: I see that our pal Jason of 13 Stoploss is/was a finalist in MILblogging.blog’s Third Annual Milbloggies awards. (Jason is a student here at Irvine Valley College.)

Jason’s fine blog (great writing, great photos) falls under the category “U.S. Military Veteran.” The finalists are/were:

A Battlefield Tourist
PTSD, A Soldier's Perspective
13 Stoploss
Michael Yon: Online Magazine

This is old news, it seems (three months old). Still, it's something we want to note, now that we're aware of it.

Do yourself a favor and check out Jason's blog.

UPDATE:

7:00 p.m.: the IVC community just received this email from IVC VPI Craig Justice and the two accreditation co-chairs (Gabriella and Rudmann):
Dear Colleagues,

The College has been informed by the Accreditation Commission that the hard copy of the Accreditation Action Letter regarding the 2008 Progress Report was placed in the mail earlier today, January 30, 2009. The College has requested to be placed on the ACCJC fax list and was informed that the Action Letter will be faxed on Monday, February 2, 2009. As soon as the fax is received, the Irvine Valley College community will be informed immediately of the information....

I would imagine that the Saddleback College community received a similar letter.

America tries to think


• From this morning’s Inside Higher Ed:
Blinding Them With Science
American college freshmen know fewer facts about science than do their Chinese counterparts, according to a new study, but both groups have a comparably poor ability to reason scientifically.

The original research, published in this week’s issue of Science, suggests that educators in both countries must not simply change what they teach in the classroom but how they teach it if they hope to improve their students’ ability to reason. Lei Bao, the study’s lead author and director of Ohio State University’s Physics Education Research Group, said this runs contrary to the commonly held belief that reasoning skills develop as students are “rigorously taught the facts.”

After taking the Force Concept Inventory — which tests basic knowledge of mechanics — the Chinese students had an average score of nearly 86 percent, and the American students had an average score of around 49 percent….

After taking the Brief Electricity and Magnetism Assessment — testing more theoretical and complicated concepts — the Chinese students had an average score of almost 66 percent, and the American students averaged nearly 27 percent. Bao noted that the American students performed so poorly that their average score is just better than the “chance level” of 20 percent, as if they had chosen their answers at random.

Following these two tests of physics knowledge, the participants were given the Lawson Classroom Test of Scientific Reasoning, in which they consider scientific hypotheses and propose a solution using deductive reasoning. The Chinese students had an average score of nearly 75 percent, and the American students averaged about 74 percent….

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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