Here's our new view from our office (A239) at Irvine Valley College:
|Pleasant, isn' it?|
It's like we're in a prison.
|This is a typically Roquemorean solution to a problem--in this case, our recent vulnerability to robbery.|
The earlier solution? Screw the windows shut--I kid you not--so we can't open 'em anymore.
People really carped about that.
|Check out the jerry-built "handle" we're supposed to use "in case of an emergency."|
--Like a fire, I suppose.
|They've thoughtfully added graphics on the handle,|
in case we don't know what "up" means.