"You still write for the Orange County Register?" the older Latina asks as she monitors the young volunteers helping voters at Franklin Elementary School in SanTana.
"No, I never wrote for the Register," I say. "I write for the Weekly."
"You still write for the Orange County Weekly?" she asks.
"You should write about the Orange County Register."
"They don't deliver my newspaper anymore, until I called them and said I was canceling my subscription--and then they started delivering again."
"You should still cancel your subscription--the Register sucks."
"How much is a subscription for Orange County Weekly?
"I like subscribing." (Gustavo Arellano)
|From The Whys of a Philosophical Scrivener, Martin Gardner|