Wednesday, May 30, 2012

What fresh Hell is this? Some clown to replace Habermehl

Raghu the Creepy Clown
Cast of Clowns, Including Former Santa Ana Unified Head Al Mijares/SOCCCD Chancellor Raghu Mathur, Apply for OC Department of Ed. Head Role (OC Weekly/NavelGazing)

     Our pal Gustavo "no IVC commencement speech for you!" Arellano reports this morning that former SOCCCD Chancellor Raghu P. Mathur is one clown among several applying for the chair of OC Clown College—er, OC Department of Education:
Earlier this month, Superintendent of Schools at Orange County Department of Education Bill Habermehl resigned after a decade of doing shit other than promoting the Republican view of history by brainwashing kiddies. His departure from the elected position means the Orange County Board of Education must now appoint someone to fill the role, which means a cast of clowns will inevitably put forth their resume, cover letter, and letters of recommendation.

But never in a million years did I expect two disgraced former education officials in Orange County—Al Mijares, former superintendent of the Santa Ana Unified School District (SAUSD), and Raghu Mathur, former chancellor of the South Orange County Community College District (SOCCCD)—to apply for the job. And they have a cast of morons writing letters of recommendation for them, according to documents obtained by the Weekly.
Mijares: the Clowniest
     Well, at least Steve Rocco hasn’t applied. I think.
     Gustavo quotes Raghu’s cover letter, which proclaims that the Gooster “strongly believe[s] that every student is a beautiful and important human being and he/she deserves the opportunity and needed encouragement and support to succeed in his/her education and chosen career, vision and goals.”
     That’s Raghu all right. Blecchh.
     According to Gustavo, the GOP establishment is lining up behind a clown even clownier than Raghu—namely, Mr. Mijares, who, writes Gustavo, once allegedly “organized Bible-study meetings [for students] during school hours….”
     Why him? Cuz he's Mexican.
     (Uh-oh. We all know how much Raghu hates to "be discriminated.")
     Gustavo ends with a recommendation that “parents now more than ever should pull their kids from OC public schools.”

TOD BURNETT:
Naturally, the ever-obsequious Tod Burnett Wrote Raghu a letter of rec.

DAVE LANG:

--And, of course, so did Dave "Benedict Arnold" Lang
RAGHU:
To illustrate his prowess as a writer and thinker, Raghu submitted the above
SEE ALSO:
  "I feel discriminated" (Raghu is always ready with that charge)
• “I feel shocked and saddened” (Raghu is a seriously sore loser)
• Be friendly to Mr. Goo (He came to these shores, he tells us, with eight dollars in his pocket; plus people who don't like him are racists.)
• Mathur censured for lying (Raghu, always the liar, the conniver)
• Mathur is disciplined for violating federal law (He distributes a student's transcripts in an attempt to discredit one of his perceived enemies)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, that's awful.

Anonymous said...

Another feather in our cap!

Anonymous said...

Orange County at its most familiar. Corruption, cronyism, support of incompetence.

Anonymous said...

It is so discouraging. These are the BEST candidates that could be found?

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