Monday, September 20, 2010

The cat is out of the bag: good-bye ATEP; hello musical chairs --Plus Tea Party Science!

     Well, the cat is out of the bag: everywhere on campus today I ran into people buzzing about the rumored decision to pull the plug on ATEP and, therefore, to run a vigorous round of musical chairs with various administrators.
     If the story is true, somebody ought to figure out just how much money this “fiscally conservative” board threw into the ATEP money pit. I know that, last Spring, the Saddleback College Academic Senate had written a report that sought to identify the figure, and the numbers they had were big.
     Meanwhile, the election races of three trustee seats—those of Nancy Padberg, Marcia Milchiker, and Don Wagner—are starting to heat up.
     As you know, Don isn’t running and the Area 2 seat is open. Faculty-friendly T.J. Prendergast, a high school coach, is running against Kevin Muldoon, the GOP-endorsed candidate.
     Muldoon’s ballot statement lists these endorsements: Don Wagner, Tom Fuentes, John Williams, Congressman John Campbell, Assemblyman Chuck DeVore, Assemblyman Jeff Miller, Assemblyman Van Tran, and Professor John Eastman.
     It also includes the assertion that Muldoon is an “educator,” something he was compelled to remove from his candidate’s statement with the OC Registrar of Voters (the blurb that all voters get). Turns out that Muldoon, a former assistant DA, has taught Sunday school.
     That doesn't count, Bible Boy.
     I noticed that Muldoon and Milchiker both got the Lincoln Club nod, which implies that they have signed the club’s “Government Union-Free Pledge”. (Owing to “the problem of public employee unions and their corrupting influence,” I, XXX, will not accept campaign contributions from public employee unions.”)
     Oddly, Lincoln does not endorse Nancy Padberg.
     Hey, wasn’t Nancy on the GOP central committee until recently?
     Nancy is running against a Mr. Jack Frost, a "retired electronics engineer," who has not provided a candidate’s statement, and so he’s toast.
     Meanwhile, Marcia is running against “health facilities evaluator” Wile E. Coyote--er, Jill E. Case--who also failed to pay for the all-important candidate’s statement. More toast.

     How about an "ATEP renaming contest"?
     Send us your suggestions.
     I'll get us started:
Irvine Valley College North-West
Raghu P. Mathur Administrative Graveyard
Goo Park

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

VERY difficult to scroll or post on your blog these days. Format changes?

Roy Bauer said...

I changed it. Any better?

Anonymous said...

Yes! It works. I can scroll. What service!

now about this ATEP fiasco...it's not just how much money they dumped into the pit - but how much $$$$$ it will take to extract us from this boondoggle...what was the entertainment group that was going to make ATEP big? How about the culinary institute? the Homeland Security training college? The Hollywood sound stage? The international village?

All their big plans done at the expense of students we already have...

To say what a waste doesn't even begin to cover it...

Anonymous said...

Fans of the Small Faces will appreciate this suggestion: "Itchy-Goo Park."

Anonymous said...

"Post-delusional residual site"
or maybe
Irvine Valley College Siberian Center

Anonymous said...

It's nice to see that Tom is flourishing down there in that Siberian college. He's postively glowing!

Anonymous said...

ATEP - what an F---ing scandal!

Who dug this big hole we must now pay to climb out of?

Anonymous said...

Will a public accounting of the funds spent be made available? hahahahaha

Of course not, it's millions spent by fiscal conservatives, the biggest thieves on the planet.

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