Thursday, July 1, 2010

Eradicating gooey residue


     Whoa! The district isn’t wasting any time! Just now, I happened to go to the district website and I noticed that any and all references to Raghu Mathur are quickly disappearing.
     For instance, if you go to the Chancellor’s page, you’ll find a bio, not of Mathur, but of (acting chancellor) Dixie Bullock! (See mug shot.)
     But the darned guy only “left” sixteen hours ago!
     I looked up Mathur’s name in the district directory, and guess what? He’s listed, but with a weird note: “leave till 6/30/11.”
     Garsh. Pretty ruthless.
     But I like it.
     If you're smart, you'll hang on to any Raghulia and Mathurian memorabilia that you have. Some day, it'll fetch a good price. I mean, think what's happened with Spiro Agnew watches!
     But he's gone. Amazing!
     What will life be like for the Gooster?

No more parades, waving to people who don't know who the **** you are!

No more free luxury wheels!

No more mentoring of student trustees!

No more (curiously unenthusiastic yet routine) "standing O's"

No more complimentary hair gel—and $25K-a pop legal representation to help you negotiate your "retirement"!

No more blowing off committee recommendations and honest processes so you can hire a guy just 'cause he's got connections with the Governor!


No more awarding trustees "recognitions of excellence" for recognizing your alleged excellence!

No more closed-door "Listen, you weren't the best candidate, but I chose you anyway, so you owe me" conversations with odd new hires!




No more accusing critics of "racism" and alleging "threats" against you whenever some kid notices that you're as naked as a jaybird!

And finally, no more secret reconnaissance flights!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love Photoshop sometimes...(not when used to make skinny models even skinnier, but like this, it's awesome fun!) ES

Anonymous said...

Was that Tracy Daly's leg?

Benjamin said...

Dude, don't you know your icons? That's a scene from The Graduate. It's Ann Bancroft's fine leg.

Anonymous said...

Lol @ photos!

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