Saturday, May 22, 2010

Commencement: platitudinous and sans hitch



Great weather, happy students

Wagner seemed distracted (possibly by a wedgie); the student trustee seemed really pissed

.....(Update, 5/23: I'm told that the Saddleback College commencement ceremony, held earlier in the day, went well. About eleven people participated in a silent protest of the invocation, given [by Nancy Padberg] at the start of the ceremony. Faculty and students held banners and signs. Except for Tom Fuentes, all trustees were present.)
.....Just a few notes about yesterday’s commencement at Irvine Valley College, which commenced at 4:00 p.m. and then seemed to slow time to a crawl. I do believe time stopped a couple of times.
.....As usual, the students were in high spirits. There were lots of smiles, lots of cute little kids running around loose. I do hope they all found their parents eventually.
.....The war on photographers continued: this year, the VPIs were housed in an odd tent structure, making its residents dark and removed and unphotogenic. The arrangement inspired unfortunate feelings in the audience, which sweltered whilst looking up at shaded people who, despite their elevation, generally had nothing much to say.
.....As I recall, the only no-show among trustees was Tom Fuentes, which was a positive, although the first thing that happened after everybody marched in was headbowing and a lugubrious prayer to the Lord (by Nancy Padberg).
.....Don Wagner looked distracted; the student trustee looked positively pissed-off; Marcia Milchiker smiled in all directions; and John Williams hid, motionless, behind dark sunglasses. (Click on the photos to enlarge them.)

That's the new Business Science (haha) building in the background. During the design phase, trustees insisted that the building exemplify the famed Quansetta style, so popular in the early-to-mid forties.

Students were told that money is only a means to an end; that end? More money. (Well, no)

I do believe this fellow was the part-time teacher of the year.
To the right, smiling, is the full-time teacher of the year.

.....Raghu Mathur’s speech was delivered with zero passion, which makes sense, since it is precisely the same speech he has given many times before. It combined the platitudinous with the clueless. Platicluediless.
.....The state chancellor, who arrived late, offered more platitudes. Money is just a means to an end, he said.
.....Glenn offered statistics. A few students got out their calculators.
.....The student speaker majored in business, I think, and her speech reflected that. My prediction: she’ll become the Governor of California, a Republican. I’ll be dead by then.
.....I spoke with John Edwards for a while, and that went well. I think he has a bad cold. (If I get it, I’m gonna be pissed.) At one point, some guy next to me said, “didn’t they say all this last year?” The weather was great, the blue and white balloons were festive, and things pretty much went off without a hitch.
.....The students noticed none of this. They just smiled.

It was like a musical or something, with faculty occasionally breaking into song.

Mathur offered old material, sans passion. Then he sat down

This little girl (at right) is going places

Wagner and Mathur managed to sit next to each other without incident

Waving from within the Tent of Darkness to the hoi polloi

Williams poked his head up

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

WHY did the state chancellor fly into Burbank instead of John Wayne? thus ensuring the crowd would broil for an extra half hour while all teh dignataries hid under a dingy Home Depot special circus tent guaranteed to foil proud parents' trying to take picture?????

Seemed like a nice guy but hell, he just said what all the others said. and WHY did Glen have to read the guy's entire bio????

We could have had Ask a Mexican.

Anonymous said...

Nice pics of board members. Wagner looks like he wants to kill the photographer and Williams looks down-right scared.

Anonymous said...

Williams didn't look scared - he looked asleep, which he probably was. He's been asleep at the helm of the PA/PG for years!

Anonymous said...

Great photos - yours are always the best.

Anonymous said...

How much money did Raghu, say he came to the U.S. with this year? It changes every year.

Roy Bauer said...

It's $8. At least, that was the amount he seized upon during his famous "accusations without evidence" speech of 1998: here.

Anonymous said...

It went up, $3 lol.

Anonymous said...

Does Glen have to introduce every single person? Jeez. The ceremony could be cut down by half if we can lose all the speechifying and protocol, let alone the PRAYER.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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