Saturday, December 5, 2009

Orlando Bound! ("a palpable sense of drama and grandeur")


"Sparkling pools and lazy river"
Only $2,445 a pop. Taxpayers will be delighted.

WHO WILL BE PRESIDENT OF THE BOARD? In December, the SOCCCD board of trustees holds its annual "organizational meeting." This year, the meeting is on the 7th--Pearl Harbor Day! Click here for the agenda (pdf).

The trustees will, among other tasks, elect the President of the Board. As you know, current President Don Wagner is running for a seat in the State Assembly (70th AD). One might suppose, therefore, that he has better things to do than to preside over this board for yet another year. But maybe he loves bossing people around, keeping his eye on Mathur, sitting immediately under the golden "Ronald Reagan" sign, etc. Who wouldn't?

Trustee Tom Fuentes has never served as board President. Do you suppose he wants the job? Do you suppose he's up to the job? If he becomes President, will he hold entire meetings in prayer mode? Will he put on Christmas and Easter Pageants? Will the full measure of his piety finally come out of the closet? Come to Monday's meeting and see! (I won't be there. I've sworn off it.)

ORLANDO! Trustees are requesting money for conferences. One pricey conference is in a spectacular hotel in Washington, DC. And, as usual, a certain trustee (or perhaps multiple persons) has requested big money to attend the "National Conference on Trusteeship"—five fabulous days in lovely ORLANDO, Florida. Natch, the conference will be held at a fancy schmancy hotel. Check it out: golf, pools, serving wenches and everything.

Gosh, I wonder if JOHN WILLIAMS plans to go? He's into family values. He's terribly staunch about that. And I do believe he has relations in that part of the country. Well then!

Do you realize that he has been on the SOCCCD board for seventeen years? Do you suppose he still needs to brush up on this "trusteeship" thing? Guess so! Plus, he can work on his golf swing! (See Orlando Boy.)


●  2010 Community College National Legislative Summit

●  2010 National Conference on Trusteeship

●  CCLC Legislative Conference

●  Sheraton Grand Sacramento


"The soaring cathedral ceiling of our downtown Washington, DC hotel lobby conveys a palpable sense of drama and grandeur. It's a gesture that indicates the level of luxury and elegance—as well as service and amenities—you can expect as our guest."
$2,011 a pop.


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

The fiscally conservative Republican board members certainly wouldn't want the aggrieved taxpayers to pay for this, I'm sure.

Anonymous said...

Can I go?

Anonymous said...

Me too!! I wanna go!
ES

Anonymous said...

BvT: Did you get the chance to see Jack White (and Jimmy Page and The Edge) in "It Might Get Loud"? It is fabulous, and is right up your alley.

Roy Bauer said...

Yep, I saw it, and it was great. The eccentric Mr. "White" was especially interesting. BTW, I think I prefer the "Blackpool Nights" version of "Hotel Yorba," but, somehow, the superior production values of this version won me over.

Anonymous said...

Sexiest duo alive! (back then, at least)

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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