Sunday, November 29, 2009

Who is the sexiest man in the world?

“How was your trip to the mountains?”
“Oh, pretty good, except for some of the people….”
Silence.
“Yeah. But Limber Lou had fun, right? Snow and everything?”
“Sure. He had great fun. He watched every episode of Pirates of the Caribbean.”
“Are those good? Never seen those.”
“Without Johnny Depp, there’s nothing there. Nothing.”
“Guess so.”
“Johnny Depp is the sexiest man in the world.”
“Is he?”
“That’s what they say.”
Silence.
“Yeah, but is he?”
Silence.
“Does Don still have that facial hair?”
“Don Wagner? Nope. Nowadays, he's gone for that clean-shaven, fleshy-faced, middle-aged look. Looks like shit. He’s gotta do that to get elected, I guess.”
Silence.
“How about a poll?”
“A poll?”
“Yeah. Sexiest man alive.”
"On the blog?"
"Yeah, on the blog."
Silence.
“Go for it. But use your byline, OK?”

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's a tie between Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert.

Anonymous said...

It thrills me when Don squints and harangues the crowd. Thrills, I say.

Anonymous said...

Never, 10:55! But Jon Stewart is a serious contender.

Anonymous said...

I bet the people voting for Don Wagner on this poll are all in the Black Rose Society -- receiving end.

Anonymous said...

OMG - Don's catching up to Johnny!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Johnny has pulled ahead. Whew.

Anonymous said...

Don's closing the gap!

Anonymous said...

argh! Help Johnny win! Tell your firends! Don's ahead. This must not stand.

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