“How was your trip to the mountains?”
“Oh, pretty good, except for some of the people….”
Silence.
“Yeah. But Limber Lou had fun, right? Snow and everything?”
“Sure. He had great fun. He watched every episode of Pirates of the Caribbean.”
“Are those good? Never seen those.”
“Without Johnny Depp, there’s nothing there. Nothing.”
“Guess so.”
“Johnny Depp is the sexiest man in the world.”
“Is he?”
“That’s what they say.”
Silence.
“Yeah, but is he?”
Silence.
“Does Don still have that facial hair?”
“Don Wagner? Nope. Nowadays, he's gone for that clean-shaven, fleshy-faced, middle-aged look. Looks like shit. He’s gotta do that to get elected, I guess.”
Silence.
“How about a poll?”
“A poll?”
“Yeah. Sexiest man alive.”
"On the blog?"
"Yeah, on the blog."
Silence.
“Go for it. But use your byline, OK?”
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It's a tie between Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert.
It thrills me when Don squints and harangues the crowd. Thrills, I say.
Never, 10:55! But Jon Stewart is a serious contender.
I bet the people voting for Don Wagner on this poll are all in the Black Rose Society -- receiving end.
OMG - Don's catching up to Johnny!!!!!
Johnny has pulled ahead. Whew.
Don's closing the gap!
argh! Help Johnny win! Tell your firends! Don's ahead. This must not stand.
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