Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Team Epoxy

Raghu Mathur is the kind of guy who’ll hear a stupid joke or saying and then repeat it for decades.

I first met the fellow in 1986 or 1987 during some kind of accreditation organizational meeting at IVC. I do believe that the first thing I heard him say was: “If you point your finger at people, three fingers point back at you!”

I remember him trotting out that ”pointing finger” cliché when he was illegally appointed interim President of IVC in 1997. It was especially hard to take ‘cause, by then, it had become clear to me how essential to his being finger-pointing is. He pointed at me a lot.

Then, years later, when he became Chancellor (after pointedly suing the district for failing to protect him from me when he sued me and lost in the countersuit), he pulled out that finger again, and he said those stupid words anew.

It’s not just the finger. Remember when Raghu discovered Thomas Friedman’s The World is Flat? Good Lord, he wouldn’t stop talking about that damned book. He brought it up at every occasion for several years, plus he forced every single one of his lackeys and underlings to read the damned thing. (I do believe that the HS 3rd Floor’s well-known antipathy for the New York Times derives from the Friedman episode.)

This reminds me of a family I knew when I was a kid. They discovered epoxy—admittedly cool stuff—and the event struck a chord so deep in that family’s soul that, for them, it replaced God. Something broken? Get out the epoxy! Loose tooth? Get out the epoxy! Soup too thin? Why, get out the epoxy! It’s good for everything! After a while, they lost their friends and moved to Vegas.

We appear to have passed through the “”World is Flat” phase and have now entered the “everything is a team” phase.

A friend of mine dropped by today and speculated that Raghu must’ve read a book about teams.

“What makes you say that?”

“Do you remember Raghu’s ‘District Management Council’”?

“Yeah?”

“Well, that morphed into the ‘District Leadership Council’—the DLC—and that finally became the ‘District Leadership Team’.”

“OK. So?”

“So there’s also the ‘Chancellor’s Executive Committee,’ or CEC. That, I’m told, has now been renamed the ‘Chancellor’s Executive Team.’”

Gotta go. I’m the Instructional Delivery Team (IDT) for this morning’s Introductory Student Philosophical Informational Reception Team (ISPIRT).

Go team.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mathur still mentions that finger thing. How can he not know how foolish he seems?

Anonymous said...

Pretty soon things could morph into "systems," i.e. District Leadership System, or DLS or was that LDS or maybe even LSD? I donno...

District Leadership Team (or DLT), If you ask me, I rather have a BLT right about now.

Anonymous said...

But isn't this just how business is done - sort of a shell game of slippery impressive acronyms?

Take for instance Glenn's latest desire for a DAP (Dean of Academic Programs).

Now some of us oldtimers might remember the days when IVC had a DIP (Dean of Instructional programs). The DIP was phased out about the time the Academic Chairs were sent to the lumbermill.

But one man's DIP is another man's DAP.

Of course Glenn couldn't ask for a DIP - Raghu didn't approve of DIPS - so he gave it a brand new name: DAP - and Raghu didn't notice.

Anonymous said...

ooh, Raghu has pointed that finger at me waaay too many times.

Do you think he does it to people outside the district?

Anonymous said...

Raghu teaches a graduate course in Advanced Acronym Creation and Deployment at Argosy. The final is a scantron test.

Anonymous said...

Raghu also has got a District Security Task Force (DSTF).

(Hey - whatever happened to our basic training for Homelnad Secruity Forces - does the SOCCCD still do that?)

Anonymous said...

DAP = DIP

ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

Being a member of the Goo's team is tantamount to being a punching bag.

Anonymous said...

now Glenn won't get his DAP now that Raghu knows it's a DIP

Anonymous said...

Thank you for the "epoxy" story.

I've become totally addicted to this blog--I admit it! How could one *not* be, when it enables us to start the day with hearty peals of laughter?

You're on a roll, Roy.

Anonymous said...

KUMQUATS!!!

EPOXY!!!

F'S!!!

Anonymous said...

I am resisting a strong impulse to be snarky, really, really snarky.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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