The real fun starts about 4 minutes in.
More grimness. I really don’t know what it meant. Maybe these people were at each other’s throats during the closed session. Maybe nothin’. Dunno.
Our trustees love to do “resolutions,” and there were lots of ‘em last night. A middle-aged lady got a Rez for picking up a bag with $3,000 in it (at Saddleback) and turning it in. It was money raised in some charity. I guess these trustees are the kind who'd take the money and run, so they were stunned that anybody'd return it. They didn't seem to know what to make of her.
Well, the woman got all teary-eyed and introduced her kids. Looking at them, she wimpered something like, “This is how I feel about you kids when you do the right thing.” More tears. Wailing.
During “public comments,” Karla Westphal offered her usual objections to trustee prayers. She then held up prepared statements from two faculty who could not attend the meeting, and Board Prez Don Wagner said something like, “If they wanna speak, they can show up.” Karla explained that at least one of these instructors teaches on Monday nights. Wagner sniffed and then let her read for a bit, but when she got to the second letter, he just shut her down and sent her packing. Karla stalked off. I think she was steamed.
When will Don learn that his petty and hot-headed ways are counter-productive? Never, it seems.
Well, let's face it. That he acts like such a punk kid is his charm.
Trustee reports were unremarkable. I don’t recall a thing that Bill Jay said. Padberg literally said nothing. Fuentes yammered like he does about his boy Mathur’s leadership on some task force. There was a “breakfast” at IVC on April 17, and lots of Republican pols showed up for that. A food fight broke out, evidently.
Kumquats!
There was a report concerning “opportunity for growth.” If we wanted to, said Gary P, we could grow 15%, but that would mean offering more courses, and it would be costly and deplete our Basic Aid bucks. We don’t receive any money from the state for growth, since, unlike everybody else, we’re on Basic Aid. Gary noted that the board, in its infinite wisdom, has decided not to pursue public bonds. That’s good, he seemed to say, ‘cause, owing to Basic Aid, we actually spend more per student than other districts do.
I studied Fuentes’ face for tics or twitches. I studied the horizon for storm clouds.
Gary said that the colleges want direction from the board concerning how to deal with this tension between building and maintaining good facilities (on the one hand) and offering more courses (on the other).
The trustees started discussing the ongoing threats to our Basic Aid funding, which, up to now, has made us filthy freakin' rich. “Maybe we should circle the wagons,” said Fuentes, chewing on a hayseed.
I’m not real sharp on fiscal issues, but I gather that the state might get out its six-shooters and plug our Basic Aid with led. Then they might pull a switcheroo on us and throw our local property tax money on a stagecoach for Sacramento. So our little SOCCCD posse was figuring out ways to thwart these varmints and head 'em off at the pass.
I fell into a coma. Then Fuentes started yammering about how, maybe, we could have a summit of OC community college districts, and they could divvy-up online instruction. That is, Coast could do math, NOCCCD could do, say, underwater basket-weaving, and SOCCCD could do, like, writing and chemistry. “There’s no need for duplication,” declared Mr. Fuentes.He was staunch.
Lang chimed in largely in agreement with Fuentes’ points about varmints and such. He noted that we’re about to spend shitloads of money on ATEP, and we gotta worry about that. And if we expand courses, what if we hit hard times? Can we sustain the level we’ve expanded to?
It was right about then that Bill Jay woke up and started reminiscing about the old days, when, if a student in our area bolted for OCC, we’d have to send money up there for ‘im! I do believe that Nancy Padberg then rolled her eyes as though she were hearing the infernal bleatings of a dying mule.
…to be continued.
5 comments:
Can you, please, funnel a little of your basic aid gravy 100 miles down the road? Please?
--100 miles . . .
A guy studying lint.... "I fell into a coma." "... varmints and such...."
"He was staunch."
DAMN, you're funny, Chunk. Thanks for the guffaws.
wish we had you reporting on NOCCCD bored meetings.
Why are folks at IVC always so concerned about OCC? A constant topic at various meetings at OCC is "Glenn Roquemore called the State chancellors and complained about OCC recruiting in their district, or the president of OCC saying, Well, Glenn called me again..and says we are recruiting in thier district.
There is a sign in the OCC president's office that says "How does it benefit students?" We've always figured that students should have the right to choose. My thought is students especially within driving distance in congested Orange County should choose what is best for them and all of the eight community colleges in the county should do their best to reach out and offer their programs. If they are at Costa Mesa High and they feel IVC is right for them...Great, and likewise if they are at University and OCC has the program that they believe is what they want great.
With so many other challenges facing us it seems parochial to be teeth nashing about what the school up or down the freeway is doing, when you could be focusing on how to best serve the students who choose to come to your college.
May I humbly suggest, 2:36, that Glenn Roquemore is not identical with, and does not represent, the writers of this blog nor the faculty of the SOCCCD in general--? Or at least that's my impression, as an interested outsider. (And I think I'm putting the point mildly.)
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