Saturday, February 9, 2008

"I Guaran-damn-tee it"

Here’s the latest on Irvine Valley College’s “Hometown Hero,” Mike Carona—transcripts of wiretaps:

• OC REG: Feds file wiretap transcript they say shows Carona plotting testimony:
"Whatever we did, as long as our stories are straight, I'm OK, as long as I know there's no trail anywhere," Haidl told Carona, according to the transcript.

Carona replied, "No trail anywhere," the transcript said.

When Haidl needs further assurance, Carona added, "Period. Period. In fact, not even close to being a trail."
•LA TIMES: Transcripts of secret Carona tapes released:
"On my end, nothing's traceable. It's hidden," Haidl tells Carona, explaining that money he had given Carona had come from a private safe.

"Well, on my end of it, completely untraceable, completely untraceable," Carona responds.

"So we're going to be . . . facing these guys at some point, I believe," Haidl says, referring to federal authorities.

"Oh, I guarantee it," Carona responds. "Guaran-damn-tee it."

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I printed out the entire transcript to read.

Carona has got quite a mouth on him.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Carona can be our commencement speaker!

He's got a real way with words! So all-American! So family values! Very educational! Inspiring!

torabora said...

Carona has got exactly the kind of qualities we need to be our college's Foundation Director.

I look forward to the day he gets out of prison.

Anonymous said...

Aren't the Probolsky Brothers who serves so faithfully on our Foudnation wrapped around this guy? Isn't Adam some kind of super-duper secret sheriff with a badge and big gun and everything? Do you think he comes to Foundation meetings armed? Do you think Carona gave him a license to carry a concealed weapon?

Anonymous said...

Chunk, don't you have more pics of Carona schmoozing with our board members and Raghu?

Please post them! Pretty please!

Don't you have all the nice things they said about Sheriff Mike somewhere?

Please rub their noses in their own stinky corrupt shit, wontcha?

torabora said...

Could we get a picture of the boat that Corona got from Haidl?

What kind of boat does $5k get?

Did any of the Board Four get a boat ride?

It would be sweet if Rahgu was at the helm. Underway!Shift ships colors!Secure the sea and anchor detail.Set condition x-ray.The smoking lamp is lit.XO, you got the con.Gee...the memories are flooding back.Those were fun, but hard, days.

Anonymous said...

Thugs and goons, amoral opportunistic thieves.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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