Sunday, September 30, 2007

The problem with kids today is that they're too succinct

From this morning’s New York Times: College Daily’s Vulgarity Is Now Free-Speech Issue
On the campus of Colorado State University, opinion is divided over whether a terse editorial that ran in the student newspaper on Sept. 21 was an exercise of free speech or immature judgment.

The four-word message began with “Taser this” and added a four-letter expletive directed at President Bush, in a type size larger than most newspaper headlines. The message was “the view of The Collegian editorial board," the daily newspaper stated....

Greg Luft, chairman of Colorado State’s journalism department, said every college newspaper in the country exhibits “occasional exuberance” on its pages....
—Yeah, and occasional succinctitude, too.

(Sorry. We bowdlerized the original headline with that goddam asterisk. Try an' guess what the original word said. )

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Les Folies SOCCCD (Will Good triumph over Goo?)

What’s up this week at the South Orange County Community College District?

THE RISING NON-INSTRUCTIONAL EXPENDITURES FOLLIES. Both colleges (i.e., Saddleback College and Irvine Valley College) are forwarding their faculty hiring priority lists to the board of trustees for approval. As you know, attempts to address our “50%” problem (by law, at least 50% of our district’s spending must be on instruction, and we are dangerously close to the 50% line) might include hiring many more faculty, but there’s no use talking about that just yet.

Owing to recent and frantic scrutiny of our financial records, the district has found that it is not out of compliance with the “50% law” for 2006-07 after all. I’m told that we’re at something like 50.03%. Since we’ve been descending from 53% down to 50% in the last five or so years, and since the district and its colleges are essentially spending money now pretty much as they did during 06-07, we’ve got a big problem re the 50% law STILL.

The law (Ed Code §84362) gives to faculty the right to data regarding college/district spending, and so a formal request for those data has been made. District officials have responded and have expressed the intention to comply. The district crowd is pretty peevish about this.

It's hard to say when faculty will get the data.

DRACULA:

At one point, the district decided that our efforts to address the 50% problem would be led by DRAC—the District Resources Allocation Committee. But, now, the Chancellor has created a new committee for this purpose.

It has been dubbed DRACULA—informally, I assume. It’s nice to see that people still have a sense of humor in the good ol' SOCCCD.

I’m told that, very recently, DRACULA met for the first time. I’m hoping to be able to report DRACULA’s progress to you, but the group’s members are pretty tight-lipped.

Many faculty suspect that the 50% problem does not derive from spending patterns at the colleges. Rather, it derives from spending patterns at the DISTRICT. If that’s true, the Chancellor is exactly the kind of guy who can be expected to take steps to prevent anyone from knowing about it.

So, in a way, this is a game, and it’s fun. The faculty and the public want to know the facts, and the district (or the Chancellor) don’t want us to know the facts. Who will prevail? Will good triumph over goo?

We need to know why we spiraled downward from 53% to 50% in a brief period. If we don’t understand this event, we’re gonna be up Shit Creek, cuz the 50% thing is a serious law, not the usual state BS.

THE ACCREDITATION FOLLIES:

Monday night, the SOCCCD board voted 4/3 to include its nasty and inflammatory “response” verbiage in the already existing drafts of the Accreditation Midterm Reports.

You know about Accreditation, right? The ACCJC (of WASC) comes around every six years to determine how well each college is doing relative to established standards. Our two colleges are “accredited” (2004), but the Accreds keep saying that we need to work on some problems, such as administrative instability, trustee micromanagement, and a “plague” of despair—largely inspired by the Board Majority’s ruthless and abusive lackey, Chancellor Raghu P. Mathur.

But the trustees who dominate our board contemn the Accreditation process and the Accreds. Plus they’ve figured out that the ACCJC is essentially spineless. Naturally, therefore, they’ve been less than cooperative in the colleges’ efforts to satisfy the ACCJC that we’re working to overcome our problems.

At the August board meeting, the writers of the most recent Accreditation reports suddenly discovered that the district (Mathur and Co.) had written a “response”—to the Accreds and to faculty. At that eleventh hour, the Board decided to have the “response” verbiage incorporated into the reports. But the faculty who had labored on the Accred reports for four or five months had been careful to write honestly and carefully. The response verbiage, however, was neither honest nor careful. It was shit.

SLO-MO TRAIN WRECK:

At the August meeting, IVC’s Academic Senate President warned that she might not be able to sign off on the report if she were forced to include the district’s nasty and substandard verbiage. (See August meeting video [jump to 7.1].)

No matter. The Board Majority (Lang/Wagner/Fuentes/Williams) approved incorporation of the “response” into each college’s report.

In subsequent weeks, college Accred writers sought a form of “incorporation” that they could live with. Simply appending the “district response” or submitting it separately might be palatable. But Mathur acted to prevent that approach. He pushed for a form of “incorporation” that made signing off on the report an endorsement of the district’s unfortunate language.

At Monday’s meeting, the Mathurian editions were revealed. Again, faculty stated their objections. But on a vote of 4/3, the board approved these stinkoid versions. (See Sept meeting video [jump to 7.2].)

AND SO, starting late Monday night, it appeared that the two colleges would be forced to send Accreditation reports that are not signed by their chief authors or the faculty senate presidents.

Amazing.

"What does it mean? Will the heavens fall?" Such questions bounced all over the goddam walls.

BUT THEN: by midweek, the word had spread that, on the day after the board meeting, board president Dandy Dave "the quisling" Lang had a change of heart! Or perhaps he awoke to the terrible realization that signature-less reports would make him look like an *sshole.

So he set about to undo the mess that he and his nasty friends had created.

Meanwhile, the Saddleback College and the Irvine Valley College faculty senates met. Senators voted to direct their presidents not to sign the reports. The die was cast. Or not?

(At Thursday's IVC senate meeting, when the vote was cast, Mathur's inside man immediately got up and left to make his usual phone call. I don't know why we don't just come right out and say, "OK, Bowdler Boy. You can go call Raghu now. Give the fellow our love.")

Stay tuned. Things could get pretty. Or they could get ugly.

My money's on ugly. —CW

†P.S.:
Speaking of accreditation and Raghu's cronies, remember this?
“[The] Accreditation Self-Study Chair [Ray Chandos] made substantive changes to [the report] or saw that a distinctly different report was submitted to you, external to the work of the committees as a whole and without opportunity for our review. The Self-Study Chair permitted non-committee members to alter the contents of our report without going through the committees for their responses or revision…[W]e have no way of determining what changes were made to the [report], when they were made, who made them, or what evidence base was used to support any such changes.”
—From the preface of the Supplemental Report for standards five and ten of the IVC accreditation self-study. July 31, 1998. (Signed by committee chairs and members.)

Updates on Jamal

For regular updates on Jamal Malone's condition, go to Updates. The site also indicates ways to assist the Malone family.

Jamal is a Saddleback College student who sustained serious injuries last week and is in a coma. (See earlier posts.) He appears to be receiving excellent care at Mission Hospital.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Rebel Girl's Poetry Corner: Because a fire was in my head

It's been a week where Rebel Girl has woken time and time again with a fire in her head. She's writing - not on the blog - but in that other place that still exists, that hazel wood. So - listen to Christy Moore sing, watch the dancer, read the Yeats:


"The Song of Wandering Aengus"

I went out to the hazel wood,
Because a fire was in my head,
And cut and peeled a hazel wand,
And hooked a berry to a thread;
And when white moths were on the wing,
And moth-like stars were flickering out,
I dropped the berry in a stream
And caught a little silver trout.


When I had laid it on the floor
I went to blow the fire aflame,
But something rustled on the floor,
And some one called me by my name:
It had become a glimmering girl
With apple blossom in her hair
Who called me by my name and ran
And faded through the brightening air.


Though I am old with wandering
Through hollow lands and hilly lands,
I will find out where she has gone,
And kiss her lips and take her hands;
And walk among long dappled grass,
And pluck till time and times are done
The silver apples of the moon,
The golden apples of the sun.






More on Jamal Malone

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FROM the OC Register: People asking why athlete was beaten: Saddleback College football coach says bad blood didn't seem to exist among players in the assault of Jamal Malone
The game was well on its way to a rout when Jamal Malone and Chad Duran walked onto the field, two first-year college football players trying to stand out amid the Saddleback Gauchos packed roster.

With the team leading Mt. San Jacinto by 38 points—on its way to a 52 to 0 victory—head coach Mark McElroy wanted to give all his players a chance to compete, no small feat on a roster than began the season with more than 140 people.

The Sept. 1 game was the last time Malone, 20, and Duran, 18, competed on the same field. Less than a month later an early morning melee has left Malone in critical condition, and Duran—along with three other individuals—facing assault charges.

Malone remained in critical condition Thursday as family, friends and community members try unravel the events surrounding the attack.

Police said the fight took place during an early Sunday morning party at the Promenade Apartments on Marguerite Parkway. Malone was fighting four other people, police said, when he was punched, fell and hit his head on the concrete. Malone lives at the apartments, but family members say the party was not at his home.

Police arrested Duran, Wallace Rodrigues, and Nigel Kawai, all 18, and an unidentified minor who are facing charges of assault with a deadly weapon and conspiracy to commit great bodily harm. Orange County Sheriff’s spokesman Jim Amormino said that despite rumors to the contrary no baseball bats were used during the fight, pointing out that fists can be considered deadly weapons.

Much of the attention surrounding the incident has centered on the victim and the alleged attackers’ involvement in the football program. Rodrigues, was also briefly involved in the program, McElroy said, although he left before any games were played.

Saddleback officials today attempted to dispel rumors that the fight had anything to do with football, pointing out that Duran had left the team more than two weeks ago.

“I never saw any problems between those two ever,” McElroy said.

With an estimated attrition rate of 25 percent, Duran and Rodrigues’ departures were not unexpected, Athletic Director Tony Lipold said.

“It’s real competitive and they show up expecting to be the star they were in high school,” Lipold said. “It doesn’t always pan out.”….

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Saddleback student fights for life

In this morning’s OC Register: Saddleback student fights for life: Four arrested on suspicion of assault on football player:
Three days after receiving the early-morning phone call that every parent fears, Brett Malone is still in a state of disbelief over the beating that left his son Jamal fighting for his life, allegedly at the hands of two fellow Saddleback College students and two others.


Malone, 20, was in a coma and in critical condition at Mission Hospital on Wednesday night, his father said.



...Four people, including a minor, were arrested in connection with a Sunday fight at the Promenade Apartments on Marguerite Parkway, authorities said.


Police say the altercation took place after the four crashed an early-morning party in the area. Jamal Malone's apartment is at the Promenade, but family members don't believe the party was there. 


A fight broke out, possibly stemming from a previous dispute. During the melee Jamal Malone was punched, and he fell and hit his head on the pavement, said Orange County Sheriff's Department spokesman Jim Amormino.


Police arrested Nigel Kawai, Wallace Rodrigues and Chad Duran, all 18, and an unidentified minor. All posted bond and were released Monday, according to the Sheriff’s Department's online blotter. They could not be reached for comment. 


The suspects face charges of assault with a deadly weapon and conspiracy to commit great bodily harm, authorities said. If convicted, they face up to five years each in prison, Amormino said.


Jamal Malone, a sophomore at Saddleback, is a defensive back for the Gauchos. He had played at home Sept. 1 against Mt. San Jacinto College in a game his team won, 52-0. Malone had two tackles and broke up one pass. 


Duran played in that game as well, school sports officials said, but he has since left the team.


“It’s a very unfortunate situation,” said college athletic director Tony Lipold. “It’s really not a football issue; it’s a student issue.


“We’re worried about this kid coming out of it. We’re just praying for him,” he said. “This is a life-changing situation for all these kids. We’re just trying to give (Malone’s family) the support that we can in the most positive way we can.”


Mark McElroy, Saddleback head football coach, has spent a lot of time at the hospital with the family and said Jamal Malone is “a really fine young man.” 


He’s “a really solid team player willing to help the team in any way that he can,” McElroy said. “And he has a smile that will light up the room. He’s a strong young man with a strong spirit.”


The 2005 Tesoro High School graduate is in his first year of playing college football. He will be recognized during a moment of silence at Friday’s game....

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

The September meeting of the board of trustees—blow by blow

Trustee Nancy Padberg gave the invocation. It seemed to refer to the board, what with its references to “pettiness” and its hope that people would aim for “kindness” for once.

The only member of the public who chose to address the board was Steve Knoblock of San Clemente, who had come to urge the board to prepare the campuses for Virginia Tech-style violence.

How so? —By training students to throw books and chairs at “perpetrators.”

I’m not making this up. Honestly. (Go to Video. Jump to public comments.)

After Knoblock spoke, I expected laughter or snickering, but no. Instead, Trustee Tom Fuentes recognized the fellow and explained that he is a San Clemente city council member and a “community leader of considerable esteem.”

GOP's Knoblock: have "projectiles" at the ready
San Clemente must be one fucked up town.

During board reports, Trustee Bill Jay reminisced about the “Four Freshmen,” the latest incarnation of which recently warbled at Saddleback, I guess.

That’s a vocal group, right?

Don Wagner reported that he had gone to some event featuring that horse’s ass Dennis Prager. Prager’s address, said Don, was “rousing.”

ASKING FOR FORGIVENESS:

Board President Dave Lang noted that it is Yom Kippur. Accordingly, he asked for forgiveness, but, for my money, he wasn’t nearly sorry enough. He then explained that he had attended the recent 9-11 ceremony and had been “moved” by Sheriff “Gates’” speech.

Trustee Tom Fuentes wasted no time in correcting Lang: genuinely annoyed, he asserted that the sheriff’s name is Carona, not Gates.

Trustee Bill Jay stirred from slumber long enough to request that staff prepare a report that compares the amounts of reassigned time granted to instructors in community colleges across the state. Good idea. Didn't we already do all this last spring? I must be losing my mind.

ATEP:

David Hunt (of gkkworks) presented the “short-range plan” for ATEP, the district’s high-tech campus in Tustin. Our continued use of those 68 acres depends on the city’s confidence that we are making progress in its development. The “long-range plan” is the as-yet-undefined partnership now being negotiated with such entities as Camelot. The “short-range plan” is what we’ll be doing with the property in the interim, which, I gather, will be a period of years.

The short plan’s chief element appears to be demolition of buildings, the projected cost of which is about $7 million. The projected cost of the entire plan, not including some as-yet-to-be-determined elements (e.g., maintenance), is $9,231,610.

Hunt opined that this plan should be enough to satisfy the City of Tustin.

STUDY ABROAD:

You’ll recall that, in the past, Trustee Wagner has expressed dissatisfaction with efforts by Dean O’Connor, et al., to find cheaper “study abroad” programs to Spain than those that have been offered in recent years. Evidently, O’Connor has finally come through, though, I’m told, on the cheapy plan, students will have to bring their own liquor and contraceptives.


The board discussed Saddleback College’s $3,951,965 grant from the National Science Foundation for the center for “rapid prototyping” and whatnot. Wagner pursued questions the assumption of which seemed to be that the colleges—or Saddleback College in particular—are not doing enough to support ATEP, which has its own rapid prototyping program (actually, IVC's).

Wagner seemed annoyed by the answers he was getting. With an edge in his voice—come to think of it, there's always an edge in his voice—he said, “You’re not getting me.” He didn't want to hear about how Saddleback would move its program to ATEP when it ran out of room down south. He wanted more. President McCullough then said something like “we’ll look into that.” Wagner’s reaction (he had no time to respond verbally) was an expression that seemed to say, “Fuck you, college boy.”

Next, the board was treated to a presentation on “enrollment management," which described the colleges' successes in increasing enrollment/FTES. Vice Chancellor Andreea Serban explained that the district seemed to hit its enrollment peak during 2002-03 but then went into decline, only to trend upward again, though not up to the levels of five years ago. Evidently, this is a “common pattern.”

Serban (and later Mathur) noted that our gains in enrollment/FTES in recent years rest upon gains in Distance Ed (online courses). Without DE, we’d actually be trending downward.

Luddites beware.

Lang, briefly lapsing into intelligence, asked Andreea how our colleges compare with others in the county with regard to enrollments.

There was a terrible silence.

Turns out that, while we’ve experienced a modest 3% increase, some districts are reporting a 23% increase. Such figures, said Andreea, are dubious. No doubt they are inflated by college marketers, she opined. On the other hand, she added, when the dust settles, it will remain true that other districts are doing better than we are.

Andreea tried hard to put lipstick on that pig—she said something about how steady our progress has been compared to these other districts—but, in the end, all that could be heard in the hall was a lonely “oink.”

Lang then asked the inevitable follow-up question: why are other districts growing faster than ours?

Andreea offered two points: something about “programmatic offerings” at these other districts (I’ve got to get her to explain that to me) and the relative “aggressiveness” with which other districts pursue marketing. It is well known, of course, that some local districts poach in areas outside their own. We, however, seem to eschew such tactics.

I seem to recall that Trustee Fuentes has expressed strong reservations about joining in poachery.

Student Trustee Reynard then piped up. He suggested that students choose a college and course “because of the instructor.” He seemed to be saying that our district’s instructors could be better than they are. “There’s room for improvement in every profession,” he added. Some sort of mechanism of “constructive criticism” of instructors would help “the enrollment rate,” he said.

Reynard has been spending time with Tom Fuentes. He's very photogenic.

Trustee Marcia Milchiker suggested that the district should pursue a more “student friendly” calendar. As you know, a year or so ago, IVC pressed for exactly such a change, but (as I recall) Saddleback College was cool to the idea.

In the course of her remarks, Marcia, who is known for her way with words, noted that students “walk with their feet,” whereupon Mr. Wagner looked into space, donned a quizzical expression, and mouthed those same words. I nearly burst out with laughter.

Trustee Tom Fuentes asked Serban whether our efforts to gather data attend to the “realities” of different parts of the county. He seemed to be alluding to sensitive demographic factoids concerning ethnicity, income, and the like. Serban said, no, we haven’t attended to such facts.

Chancellor Mathur jumped in to assert the need to pursue 2-3 new programs per year (per college, I think). In general, we need to be “more pro-active,” he said. We need to consider sending more counselors to the high schools. That’s what other districts do.

THE ACCREDITATION MIDTERM REPORTS:

After a brief break, the board finally got to item 7.2: the Accreditation Focused Midterm Reports. Chancellor Mathur explained that the versions of the reports then before the trustees included the district’s “response,” which, you'll recall, had been discussed at the last board meeting. He was careful to note that the action before them concerned specifically inclusion of that response, not approval of the reports.

At the last board meeting, the Board Majority seemed to say that they wanted the Response verbiage to be “incorporated” into the already-existing drafts (that had been written by the colleges), but that direction is open to interpretation. In subsequent weeks, the college writers were pressured specifically to weave the Response verbiage (to which they objected, owing to its inflammatory character and lack of documentation) into their own reports—in contrast to simply adding the Response verbiage, making clear that it was the district’s, not the colleges’.

Essentially, the Chancellor was pressuring the college writers to add this unwelcome and incompetent verbiage with the idea that they would sign off on the resulting report as their own product. This, naturally, they were strongly disinclined to do.


Last night, IVC Academic Senate President Wendy Gabriella spoke. She did not repeat her points of August. She did say, however, that the “lack of process” involved in this latest incorporation episode has created much disagreement on the board and that it illustrates the very lack of process and collegial consultation that the Accreditors had noted in their criticisms of the district/colleges.

The reports are supposed to explain the “substantial progress” being made by the colleges. But, clearly, this episode is evidence of a lack of progress in the above regard. (I do believe she was hinting that she could not in good conscience sign the report.)

Wendy noted that, last week, the Chancellor had given IVC 24 hours to make the demanded changes to the report, thus preventing key persons from participating in an important event in which IVC was hosting other colleges.

Williams bloviated. He said that the board doesn’t respond to faculty issues, so why should the faculty respond to board issues.

Wagner said he echoed Williams’ sentiments. He explained that the board made a point of not interfering with the colleges’ efforts in writing the reports (until the recent “response” episode) exactly because it feared being accused of micromanagement.

He explained that the “response” document had been sent to all of the trustees two months ago, and so trustees could not now claim to have been left out of the process whereby that document was produced (as expressing the view of the board). If trustees fail to avail themselves of opportunities to participate in the process, then too bad. “This document was fully vetted,” he said.

(He was referring, among other things, to the complaint, expressed by Board Minority members (Padberg, Jay, Milchiker) at the August meeting, that some trustees were kept out of the loop in this regard and in other regards (by the Chancellor and by the Board Majority).)

Trustee Nancy Padberg asserted that “obviously, there is a severe divide on this board.” This episode, she said, is ironic and “symptomatic” of the problems that this board has. She bemoaned Mr. Wagner’s “personal attacks” and “swipes” against members of the board minority.

Marcia Milchiker defended herself against Wagner’s claim that she (and others) had simply dropped the ball. She said that it had never been made clear to her that the “response” document was to be included in the Accreditation report as the trustees’ view. She spoke of the appropriateness of seeking consensus within groups and between groups over time. But no such effort at attaining agreement had occurred among the trustees and between the board and other constituency groups re the “response.”

She noted that the board never scheduled a meeting or workshop devoted to arriving at a “response.” No effort was ever made to clarify how the trustees’ response was being produced. She explained that, when she was board president, she wrote Accreditation language on behalf of the board but she always made sure to get each trustee's consent before going forward.

But that never happened here.

Marcia explained that she would not object if the Board Majority simply appended the response document as theirs (not the minority’s). Nothing is preventing them from doing that.

The response verbiage, she said, attacks faculty and even attacks the accreditors. We are, she said, “shooting ourselves in the foot.”

MATHUR'S CURIOUS ACTION:

Marcia insisted on making one further point. Starting at the end of February, she said, Chancellor Mathur evidently took action to discontinue the automatic forwarding of college emails to the trustees. This, she said, left trustees in the dark concerning important college meetings. The Chancellor actually took this step without informing the college presidents.

Good grief.

When, very recently, she discovered this, she became “furious.” The Chancellor, she said, was “trying to keep trustees in the dark.”

Trustee Lang responded by noting that the subject of the accreditation report had been agendized for several meetings and that trustees had “ample opportunities” for input. He defended the “response” verbiage as “appropriate.” He asserted that trustees had both the opportunity and the “responsibility” to suggest ideas regarding the “response” draft that had been circulated.

At this point, Lang made an interesting admission. Evidently, he was unaware that the college accreditation report writers continued to object strongly to the “incorporation” process. As far as he knew, everything was fine.

I looked at Mathur. He sat there, silent.

Wagner then got hot the way he does. He ridiculed the notion that the Board Majority was attempting to sneak things past the other trustees. He produced a memo establishing when and how trustees were informed of the alleged process whereby the trustees were developing their response. The memo referred to “incorporation” of the response into the midterm reports.

At one point, Wagner asked Mathur if Trustee Milchiker had ever offered any input to him concerning the response draft.

“None,” barked Mathur.

Wagner got pretty wound up, eventually declaring that “you [Marcia] chose to stay in the dark yourself!”

Williams called for the question. That failed owing to trustee confusion.

Padberg responded to the memo to which Wagner had referred. She noted that she and the other trustees had no way of knowing that “incorporate” meant weaving the response verbiage into the colleges’ reports as had now been done.

At one point, Mathur asserted that they were “making too much of a deal out of all of this.” That evoked open laughter from Padberg and Jay.

Mathur then got very serious. “Some trustees,” he said, “—and it breaks my heart to say this—some trustees are not reading the board agenda and materials!”

Mathur then used one of his favorite phrases. Marcia, he said, is “inviting micromanagement” by getting those college emails.

Gosh.

Saddleback College Academic Senate President Carmen Dominguez clarified that the faculty do not object to inclusion of the district “response” into the report. Rather, they objected to “the way it was done.” Carmen explained the continual and routine efforts made by the faculty authors of the reports to gain input and run things by all groups in the college. These authors' writings really do have the support of the entire college. They really do represent consensus.

If, she added, the board votes 4 to 3 in support of the new drafts, then the board is the one constituency group that is fractured.

She then explained that she agreed with Wagner that the district response should be included as an attached element. The faculty had no objection to that.

Well, that was about it. You’ll get a chance to see the discussion of Item 7.2 yourself when Tracy Daly makes it available online. I do recommend that you view it. (Go to Video.)

One more thing: I got the sense that Wagner and Lang conceived the nature of “incorporation” of the district’s response differently. If the Board Majority had embraced Wagner's "and here's the district's response" conception of incorporation, then, I think, everyone would have been on board. But no. Ruthlessness and bullying prevailed, and now we've got a big frigging mess.

These people oughta get organized.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Pyrotechnically speaking


"Hey, where are those fireworks you promised!" shouted someone to me during the break, two-thirds into tonight's meeting of the South Orange County Community College District board of trustees.

By that point, the trustees had seemed tired and maybe sick-and-tired, too. They'd provided some peevitude, but no real fireworks—though, reportedly, three or four faculty had provided plenty of fire and brimstone during the earlier 3:30 "board forum," also held at Saddleback College.

"The night's not over yet," I responded. I knew that, after the break, the board would turn to the most promising item of the night, pyrotechnically speaking.

"I think maybe that forum fracas must've taken the fight out of 'em," said a friend.


Well, apparently not. I'll give a blow-by-blow tomorrow. For now, let's just say that, when the board got to the Accreditation Midterm Reports, it revealed itself to be seriously fractured and fractious. In the end, the body voted 4 to 3 (Lang, Williams, Wagner, Fuentes vs. Milchiker, Padberg, Jay) in favor of the misshapen drafts that were the products of weaving the district's rude verbiage into the already-existing college Midterm reports.

Will the faculty who actually wrote those reports sign off on them? Don't think so.

It's quite a mess. But of course!

Accreditation as seen from within a chamber—of commerce

An article in this morning’s Inside Higher Ed"Altering Accreditation — But How?"—casts some light on the rhetoric that the SOCCCD Board Majority has spouted against our own accrediting agency (the ACCJC):
…Although the topic was far from front and center in the commission’s report, the Education Department has put changes in accreditation at the fulcrum of its campaign to force higher education institutions to be more accountable to the public. The department has turned up the heat on accrediting agencies in the department’s process for recognizing and approving accreditors, and unsuccessfully sought new federal rules aimed at forcing the agencies to collect and report significantly expanded information on how well colleges they oversee educate students, the latter effort largely stymied by Congress to date.

Anyone who has been perplexed about the Bush administration’s reasons for using accreditation as a tool to achieve its larger goals in higher education may have found some answers Friday at a session sponsored by the American Enterprise Institute, a think tank in Washington. The half-day event, “Higher Education Accreditation: Evaluating the System and Possible Alternatives,” was not exactly an even-handed review of the accreditation system: The nine participants were heavily tilted toward critics who have spoken or written of accreditation’s flaws, with a lone speaker, Judith S. Eaton of the Council on Higher Education Accreditation, who could be seen as representing the views of accreditors, though she herself is not one.

Four of the speakers were closely tied to the [Ed. Secretary] Spellings Commission, including its chairman, Charles Miller, who, freed from whatever constraints he felt while leading the federal panel, made clear a disdain for accreditation that had been muted in the panel’s final report. Miller…gave a keynote address in which he described accrediting agencies as self-regulatory bodies that are “fundamentally and inherently biased” toward the colleges they supposedly judge, operate in secret, and “lack true oversight or public accountability.” The accreditation system holds colleges to outmoded definitions of quality that discourage experimentation by traditional institutions and make it difficult for colleges with new instructional or business models to develop.

“Accredition is the primary barrier to innovation in American higher education,” Miller said. “Accreditation is the biggest barrier to real competition. Accreditation is the biggest barrier to real change.”

Arthur J. Rothkopf, another Spellings Commission alumnus who was president of Lafayette College and is now a vice president at the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, was one of several panelists who characterized the system of regional accreditation as a way for traditional colleges and universities to shield themselves from making necessary changes….
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But while she was thrust into the role as the lone defender of higher education and accreditation at the AEI’s stacked session, [Judith S.] Eaton conceded nonetheless that significant change was necessary from within.

“Higher education itself needs to be realistic,” Eaton said. “There is a low level of trust in social institutions ... and there are continuing demands for greatly enhanced accountability and transparency. Higher education is going to remain essential and it’s likely to remain expensive, and that’s going to continue to drive consumer-like behavior and scrutiny about our enterprise. Accreditors need to continue to work on accountability ... and we need it sooner rather than later.”
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Jeff Sandefer, an investor who has helped to found an independent M.B.A. program in entrepreneurship, predicted that the “monopoly of regional accreditation is sure to crumble like the Berlin Wall” as college spending and prices continue to rise and students realize that they can get a higher quality and more cost-effective education at institutions that operate outside the traditional higher education structure….
ALSO in this morning’s Inside Higher Ed:
● The American Association of University Professors has issued an open letter to university leaders urging them not to cancel controversial speakers scheduled on their campus. The letter, based on AAUP policy defending such speakers, is designed to strengthen the resolve of administrators as the 2008 election season approaches and political campaigns will likely be looking at who is and isn’t speaking on campus.

● Competing bills to deal with student complaints about textbook prices have arrived on the governor’s desk in California, the Los Angeles Times reported. Both bills would require more disclosure about changes made from one edition to another, but one bill (backed by student groups) would require more than the other (backed by publishers).

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Heads up! Monday’s board meeting

IT'S ANYONE'S GUESS what will happen at tomorrow’s meeting of the SOCCCD Board of Trustees. It could be a slugfest—or just a slug.

DEALING WITH A TREND:

As you know, in recent weeks, the district has scrambled to deal with its apparent failure to comply with the “50% law” (requiring that at least 50% of expenditures be on instruction).

Possibly, the scramblage has paid off, and, owing to newly uncovered minor accounting errors and the like, we may be at 50% for instructional expenditures (06-07). Whew!

But if such is the case, the district has been steadily moving downward toward the 50% line for about five years, and so the emergency is by no means over. That is, over the last five or so years, the proportion of spending on the non-instructional has steadily risen. What's up with that?

The word in the trenches is that unusually much has been spent in recent years at the district level. Many faculty seem convinced that expenditures on ATEP in particular—the new facility has 8 full-time employees—go a long way in explaining our shift toward non-instructional expenditures.

Some of that expenditure, of course, traces back to decisions made by Chancellor Raghu P. Mathur.

Expect Mathur to do what he always does when he’s in the hot seat: point a finger of blame away from himself and, if possible, toward his “enemies.” No doubt, therefore, he’ll wield that nasty finger of his against “reassigned time,” the (universal) practice of releasing some instructors from some proportion of their teaching duties so that they may perform other crucial tasks—tasks best performed by academics—such as chairing committees (think “courses,” “academic affairs”), chairing departments, leading the Faculty Senate (which, as you know, is by law a key player in college governance), and the like.

Essentially, opposing Reasigned Time (RT) is tantamount to opposing faculty participation in college and district governance. Why would anyone oppose such participation? —Why, because faculty are liberals and secularists and unionists! Plus, things oughta be run "top down."

Thus saith the Neanderthal.


If Mathur points a finger of blame at faculty and RT, that will be some seriously red herring. It is true, of course, that reassigned time is a non-instructional expense. But there's no way that the RT of a handful of instructors can account for our 50% troubles. And, again, RT is essential to faculty participation in governance, as it is understood by the state legislature.

BUT NOW GET THIS. The district has for years inflated the expense of RT (a casualty of late-90s Board Majority spin) by calculating the cost of a (full-time) instructor’s reassigned time as a percentage of their pay. That is, if Smith gets 20% RT, then the cost of his RT is calculated by the district as 20% of his regular salary.

Ka-ching!

But, in truth, the cost of Smith’s RT is “backfill,” i.e., the cost of hiring a part-timer to cover that 20%.

That cost is much lower. It's not rocket science.

MEANWHILE, as you know, for over a month, Chancellor Raghu Mathur and the Board Majority have pressured the colleges to incorporate obnoxious, substandard elements into the (nearly due) Accreditation Midterm Reports, and that struggle continues. Expect fireworks when the board gets to item 7.2.

ANOTHER PERFUNCTORY BOARD FORUM:

The board has decided to hold another half-assed “board forum,” which they’ve added to their Monday schedule. The thinking seems to be: “hell, since we’ve gotta be here anyway, let’s get one of these forums out of the way, too.”

Surely that was the thinking behind the board forum recently held at IVC. It was scheduled immediately before IVC’s 9-11 commemoration event, which trustees seem to feel obliged to attend. At that forum, except for the board president, trustees barely said a word. They occasionally looked at their watches. They mailed it in.

THE CLOSED SESSION:

Monday’s CLOSED SESSION will include the evaluation of numerous administrators:

A. Public Employee Appointment, Employment, Evaluation of Performance, Discipline, Dismissal, Release (GC 54957)

1. Public Employee Appointment/Employment
2. Public Employee Evaluation of Performance
a. Deputy Chancellor [POERTNER]
b. Vice Chancellor, Technology and Learning Services
c. Vice Chancellor, Human Resources [KING]
d. President, Saddleback College [MCCULLOUGH]
e. President, Irvine Valley College [ROQUEMORE]
f. Provost, Advanced Technology and Education Park [KOPECKY]
g. Vice President, Student Services, Saddleback College
h. Director, Information Technology, Program Analysis
i. Director, Research & Planning
j. Dean, Counseling Services & Special Programs, Saddleback College
k. Dean, Fine Arts, Saddleback College
l. Dean, Social & Behavioral Sciences, Saddleback College
m. Dean, Liberal Arts, and Leaning Resources, Saddleback College
n. Dean, Bus. Sci., Workforce & Economic Dev., Saddleback College
o. Dean, Advanced Tech. & Applied Sciences, Saddleback College
p. Dean, Health & Human Svcs. & Emeritus Inst., Saddleback College
q. Dean, Math, Science & Engineering, Saddleback College
r. Dean, Career Tech. Educ. & Workforce Dev., Irvine Valley College
s. Dean of Business & Social Sciences, Irvine Valley College
t. Director, CACT
u. Director, Advanced Technology Center
v. Assistant Dean, Health Sciences, Human Services & Emeritus
Institute, Saddleback College
It is entirely possible that the board will feel that they can discuss our looming “50% law” difficulty in closed session—on the grounds that the matter falls under the agenda heading, “potential litigation.” If so, they’d better be careful. As you know, the SOCCCD board, and trustee John Williams in particular, have a history of violating the Brown Act, which severely limits the range of discussions that may be relegated to "closed" session and which requires that all matters discussed in closed session be properly agendized/described.

THE OPEN SESSION:

The OPEN SESSION is supposed to convene at 6:30 p.m., but it seems likely that the closed session will run late, delaying start of the open session.

It is important for people to attend these board meetings! (Faculty, are you listening?)

The fact is, trustees are not potted plants. With one or two exceptions, trustees respond to the audience in the way that sentient beings do. Those of us who regularly attend board meetings suspect that, were, for instance, faculty to routinely maintain a strong presence at meetings, board decision-making that affects faculty would be, well, more informed.

5.0 GENERAL ACTION ITEMS

Among these will be:

5.1 Saddleback College: Study Abroad Program to Salamanca, Spain [Spring ’08]
5.2 Saddleback College: Study Abroad Program to Brazil [Fall ‘07]


I’ve heard that Trustee Fuentes detests Brazil nuts, so this could get interesting.


5.4 SOCCCD: Board Policy Revision: BP 4000.2 – Electronic Communication


— The revision was compelled by a recent successful student lawsuit against the district, which yielded a court decision that the existing policy was unconstitutional. (For review and study.)

6.0 DISCUSSION ITEMS

6.2 SOCCCD: Enrollment Management
Discussion regarding enrollment management strategies and successes at Saddleback College, Irvine Valley College, and the Advanced Technology and Education Park.



7.0 INFORMATION ITEMS

7.1 ATEP: Submittal of Short Range Plan to the City of Tustin
7.2 Saddleback College and Irvine Valley College: Accreditation Focused Midterm Reports
7.3 Saddleback College, Irvine Valley College: 2006-07 Release Time and/or Stipends: Actual expenditures for release time and stipends as identified in the 2006-07 budget.
[“Actual”? maybe not.]
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Cause and Effect

WHAT HAPPENS when the vital and wonderful duplicating center closes at 4:30 due to staffing shortages?

The walk-up copier machines are generally filled with paper by staff before they leave.

When the duplicating staff leaves early, consider what happens to that supply of paper, say by about 6:00 p.m.?

Remember that the copier machines are locked. So additional paper cannot be supplied by faculty, only by the duplicating center staff.

Know how desperate instructors become when faced with a locked copier machine empty of paper and their impending classes are dependent on what they imagined they would copy and distribute!

Know how some of them run over to A-100 only to find the copier machine there in a similar state—empty and locked.

Know how some of them become inventive and begin to copy their class handouts (if possible) via their office computers—only to discover that the amount of paper and toner in the two faculty copiers is also limited.

Know that this happens on Thursday, about 6:15 p.m., a time during the week when, except for the evening staff, the campus resembles that cliche—a ghost town.

—Albeit a ghost town with two empty, locked copiers.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Hangin' with Mojo, Democrat

TODAY, I HAD A CHANCE to spend some time with Sunny Girl's son, Mojo, a cat and Democrat, residing in Irvine.

He's a handsome bastard, he is. Kinda looks like his mom. (Click on the pics.)

Turns out, he's kind of a nature boy. Does a lot of sniffin' and explorin'. He's adventurous.

I caught 'im pondering something for a second or two. That didn't last long.

He's really into grass.

He insisted on following me to the bathroom. Hopped on the sink.

Jan says the boy has a water fixation. Laurie's more direct: "He's a waterholic," she says. Maybe it was "aguaholic." Not sure.

Nevertheless, it is obvious that he is a fine young man, a credit to his species.

On my way home, I stopped by Modjeska grade and saw some deer. I said hello to 'em. They stared. Then they kept walkin'.

Deer are like that.

Republicans.



MOJO

Sunny and Mojo

SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO, I was married, living in Old Towne, in a house built in 1903, which later became a brothel when the neighborhood declined, or so some old guy told me one day. But the brothel era was 45 years ago, and I’m talking 1990, not 1960. Things were on the upswing in Old Towne in 1990.

Kathie loved cats, and this one skittish brat would come by now and again, and Kathie’d be still and patient and wait, not me. God, that weasely cat was skittish. Tiny and skittish, and way weasely.

One day we heard an odd and disturbing sound from somewhere outside and I was told to investigate, so OK. The sound came from our neighbor’s house, friends of ours. (He wrote for the Times; she was a pretty southern belle who sang like an angel. Saw her sing at the Coach House once. Years later, she called me, I dropped the ball.)

They weren’t home. Their house was old, too. So I opened the Wizard of Oz doors to their basement and descended with my flashlight. I found two dead kittens and two live ones, yammering from hunger, I guess. So we took in these two kittens.

Naturally, the weasely little cat soon came around, cuz she was the mom, though she was barely old enough—so said the vet who was nice and looked like Clark Kent and gave us lots of advice and freebies.

So I told Kathie, “OK, we’ll take care of these brats, but we’ve already got three cats, and we sure as hell aren’t keeping these three new ones! Let’s nurse these babies for a month or two and then find homes for ‘em!” Yeah, right.

We called the weasely cat “Sunny.” Kathie and Sunny were like a team out there, taking care of these two little brats. I made a nice big cage for ‘em, but I didn’t get close, cuz they were movin’ on, and, well, I just didn’t get close.

A few months later, I managed to find a home for one of the little brats. I had a student, Ken, who lived with a woman named Laurie in Rancho Santa Margarita, and they said they’d take one, maybe. So we brought 'em over there and Ken and Laurie fell in love with both weasels, and thus it was that Violet and Mojo came to live in Rancho Santa Margarita, which, as it turns out, is a stone's throw from where I ended up living.

Naturally, we kept Sunny. D'oh!

Later, Kathie and I split and off I went to live in Trabuco Canyon, and I took Buster the Magnificent Cat with me, plus Sunny, who remained skittish and weasely in the extreme, but loveable too. Buster later died, but I don’t wanna talk about that. (A nice gay couple bought our house and painted it like, well, an old prostitute, and the Old Towne Society gave 'em a ticket or something.)

Ken went off to graduate school and had many adventures. Eventually, he and Laurie split, and she kept Violet and Mojo. She moved someplace else.

Shit happens, boy, and you can’t figure it. Last spring, Ken, the new Ph.D., got a tenure-track job teaching Philosophy for Cal State San Luis Obispo, and so I gave him a party out here in the canyon, and waddyaknow, Laurie shows up, and my best friend Jan is there, too, and he notices Laurie.

So, long story short, now Jan is dating Laurie, and Laurie takes a trip to Hawaii, so, naturally, Jan offers to take care of Mojo and Violet, but Violet is all skittish and peevish, like Sunny, and so Jan gets to know Mojo, not Violet. The two become pals.

Laurie returns from the Big Island and recognizes that, like Kathie, she has managed to collect a crew of incompatible beasts (she’s got a dog, too), and so she tells Jan, “Hey, boyfriend, do you wanna keep Mojo?” and he’s a knucklehead like me and he says, “yes.” But he likes Mojo, who is a great cat, so why not.

So, tomorrow, I’m visiting Jan for his goddam birthday, and I plan to grab that Mojo and give him a big hug. And when I give him this hug, I’m gonna say, “Hey, dude, I’m your Opa, did you know that?”

Later, I’ll be home and Sunny will run around like she does, and she’ll get on her back and roll around on the carpet, as happy as a lark. And I’ll say, “Sunny Girl, you little weasel, your big knucklehead son says, ‘hey.’”

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Red Emma’s War Diary: National Truth in Recruiting—OR Golfers Against the War

I’D BEEN GETTING a little weary of the analysis from liberals about the nation’s presumed estrangement from our brave women and men in uniform. You know, the one arguing that the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan surge on because there’s no draft and nobody who is white, privileged, middle-class, educated, urban or who golfs personally knows anybody in the military and therefore doesn’t, can’t, or won’t do anything to stop the killing and dying.

Friends and comrades, Red Emma doesn’t know anybody who plays golf, but I am still opposed to golf. And, no, Red doesn’t know anybody in the military personally either, but still marched against the invasion and occupation, and with military veterans too, though those were, admittedly Veterans for Peace, which I guess don’t count.

By the way, where are the golfers on this one? I’ll revisit my take on the elite behavior-aping, anti-environmental, funny dressing, 1950s-retro American golf constituency when I see a Golfers Against the War or just one pro golfer take a public position against, say, torture, or Guantanamo, or even pesticide run-off.

I was in an empirical mood on Monday morning, and wanted to see if meeting a couple of red-blooded U.S. servicemen would change my position—maybe somehow make me more against this fucking awful war, which Americans say in useless polls that they oppose—so I showed up at the first ever National Truth in Recruiting Day, September 17, which is a great day indeed, in fact, the same day in 1787 that the U.S. Constitution was adopted, for what that’s worth.

Not much it seems. Think: 5,000 preventive detentions and zero convictions.

When I arrived at the Army National Guard Recruiting Station in Santa Ana at 11 a.m. on Monday, there was just one guy there, wearing a white on black t-shirt reading “Iraq Veterans Against the War.” I shook his hand and, finally, just like that, Red Emma had met a real-life American soldier, in this case a four-time tour-of-duty Marine named Jason Lemieux, 24 years old from Anaheim, who is handsome, articulate, and brave, which are probably all perfectly bitchin’ when you are an active-duty infantry dude shooting at the enemy or avoiding roadside bombs but even better, I observed, when you offer an analysis of the war while standing in front of a recruiting station being interviewed by reporters.

Then, bingo-bango, just like that, I met Kevin Stendahl, also an ex-combat Marine, and stood listening to them both, right out in broad daylight, on the lawn on Warner Avenue. Who knew it could be so easy, America? In five minutes I’d doubled the number of soldiers I knew and, yes, let’s see, right, okay, I was still against the fucking war and also feeling pretty darn good about IVAW’s call for an immediate withdrawal from Iraq, full benefits and adequate healthcare for returning troops, and reparations for Iraqis.

After a few more minutes of hanging with the ex-troops, I had the opportunity to meet even more service folks because, as it happens, this kick-off event was going down at an actual recruiting center, which turned out to be just chock-full of Army people. Soon two, three, four active duty folks came out, wearing camo gear and looking all buff and being polite, shaking hands with the anti-war veteran activists and their posse and—think of this!—all across our proud nation civilians like me with college degrees and mortgages could meet actual vets who were visiting recruiters and high schools, like these two fellas, offering their unshy analysis that Bush lies, recruiters lie and, yes, that lying is wrong.

Then, as if that wasn’t enough to beat the band, I met a local anti-war activist. Thu Trang of the National Lawyer’s Guild OC Recruitment Awareness Project showed up to remind everybody that her outfit helps active duty service people and Delayed Entry Program enlistees get out of the military without shooting themselves in the foot or pretending to be gay, and that parents of public high school kids can sign an “opt-out” form, which prevents recruiters from calling their kids to promise them money for college and that they’ll never, ever get shipped to Kandahar or Diyala where at least their odds of meeting an anti-war liberal, are mercifully small. — Posting for Chunk: Red Emma


Andrew Tonkovich

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