

I shall provide two very recent examples.
I. The stupid kid on the roof
My day was done, and I started walking out to the parking lot. It was quiet at Irvine Valley College.
Then something caught my eye. A small crowd of students were looking up at the roof of building A400—the one that reeks of formaldehyde. There was some kid up there. He was sitting, doing nothing.

I asked: "What's that guy doing up on the roof?"
"We don't know."
"Well, did anybody ask him?"
"Um— No."
I came closer.

"Hey, kid. How come you're up on that roof."
"I dunno. I'm just up here."
I stared at him. I took a couple of snaps.

"Kid, maybe you should get down off the goddam roof now."
Long pause. "Yeah."
He got up. He walked to the north end of the building and then, somehow, he shinnied down (I wasn't watching). The same small crowd of students followed his progress.
When the kid finally returned to earth, he ran and whooped and hollered like an asshole.
The crowd cheered.

II. Love that Bob!


OK, ladies. —More Bob!




3 comments:
Twin Bobs!
be still my heart!
That's right, Chunk. Just keep giving us those Bob pics.
Good job in getting the rooftop asshole back to earth, Chunk. You should be the top cop at IVC.
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