Friday, September 8, 2006

Boobs in space & making the big time

Do you like boobs a lot?
Gotta like boobs a lot
If you like boobs a lot tag-a-long

The Fugs, 1965

I tend to think of institutions of higher learning as places where young people are brought up to speed regarding humanity's hard-won attainments in understanding and expression. Sure, community colleges must be something else, too; they've got to help train the workforce. But there's still that noble college idea that's not about just making a buck and giving people "what they want."

Evidently, administrators at our colleges do not share my perspective.

Consider the magazines that the district and colleges leave out for students to read. Dissent has featured some of these in recent months. (See SOCCCD's magazine for women and Upchuckery.) They're pretty awful. Lots of pretty pictures. Lots of slick ads. Nothing challenging.

At IVC, the latest freebee is something called Saturday Night Magazine, a glossy and flashy mag targetting the young college crowd, which makes sense. Its articles are about--what else? They're about TV stars, music, film...

--and making big bucks.

The publisher, one Michael H. Ritter, tells us that he is "excited about...the new section [of SNM] called Destination Success."

Success? Just what is, or what should be, success? Let's really think about this...

SNM doesn't ponder. Success, of course, is making a huge pile of money. This month's "Destination Success" is described in this way:
Tired of seeing people your own age and younger hit the big time? Then you might not want to turn to this brand new section.
Naturally, I turned immediately to this brand new section. It was on page 45. Here is what I found:


The article celebrates the success of one Joe Francis, the youthful "owner and operator" of Girls Gone Wild. You know what that is. It's about T&A. (See Baby, give me a kiss.)

In case you can't make it out, the article starts with a remark by Mr. Francis:
For the first time, we're taking naked girls and making them weightless. Boobs in space. It's a great sight, worth the nine bucks all in itself."
Now, I'm all in favor of boobs, weightless or otherwise. Still, I'm not convinced that our colleges should be joining in on the youthful obsession with Boobery. Don't we represent another sort of yearning?

Silly me.

For years, on Thursdays, the back wall of IVC's administration building would fill with the latest Irvine World News and OC Weekly. Nowadays, the Weekly is gone.

I guess I understand that. Those nasty ads are a bit much. But who decided to banish nasty ads in favor of "boobs in space"?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey - Joe Francis was recently profiled in the LA Times WEST magazine - here's the opening of the article which appeared on August 6:

title: "Baby, Give Me a Kiss"

The man behind the 'Girls Gone Wild' soft-porn empire lets Claire Hoffman into his world, for better or worse

By Claire Hoffman, Times Staff Writer


Joe Francis, the founder of the "Girls Gone Wild" empire, is humiliating me. He has my face pressed against the hood of a car, my arms twisted hard behind my back. He's pushing himself against me, shouting: "This is what they did to me in Panama City!"

It's after 3 a.m. and we're in a parking lot on the outskirts of Chicago. Electronic music is buzzing from the nightclub across the street, mixing easily with the laughter of the guys who are watching this, this me-pinned-and-helpless thing.

Francis isn't laughing...

To read the rest, go to:
http://www.latimes.com/features/magazine/west/la-tm-gonewild32aug06,0,2664370.story


Gosh, I am glad that the powers that be at IVC are protecting our students from the likes of the OC Weekly and instead giving them such great role models as Joe Francis.

Anonymous said...

chill out, professor! reading about "boobs in space" while in class is certainly counterproductive. but when we're not in class it's harmless fantasy. if you expect us to carry a treatise about absolutism versus relativism with us all the time you've forgotten what it's like to be a student and young.

Rebel Girl said...

Yup, that's what I was saying all right: "Carry a treatise about absolutism versus relativism with us all the time."

Not.

Trust me, I don't carry any such thing with ME. And I don't recommend it.

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