Late this morning, Godzilla emerged from the ocean and lumbered inland to Saddleback Community College in Mission Viejo.
According to witnesses, the enormous reptile seemed to take a special interest in the Student Services Center at the college, which he briefly scorched with "hundred foot long" plumes of flaming breath.
After a few minutes, say witnesses, Godzilla seemed to lose interest. He then proceeded northward on Interstate 5.
At about 12:45, he reached Irvine Valley College, where he paused at the site of the future Performing Arts Center.
According to Highway Patrolmen on the scene, the creature then "mildly scorched" a Hummer that was traveling southward on Jeffrey Road.
Godzilla was last spotted entering the ocean just south of Corona Del Mar.
The SOUTH ORANGE COUNTY COMMUNITY COLLEGE DISTRICT — "[The] blog he developed was something that made the district better." - Tim Jemal, SOCCCD BoT President, 7/24/23
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