This year's IVC commencement speaker is none other than Maxwell, the popular Geico spokespig.
Further, said the instructor, none of the candidates was a woman.
"Only one woman has been chosen to speak at commencement at this college in the last twenty years," said the dissenting instructor, who asked to be referred to as "Rebel Girl."
If that fact bothered Roquemore, he certainly didn't show it. In a press release, he is quoted as saying, "we feel that Maxwell represents the values and the vision that we want people to associate with IVC. Maxwell and IVC are a good fit."
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