Sunday, April 25, 2010

He's making a list and checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty and nice

SATAN BOY IS COMING TO FROWN. I skimmed through the agenda for Monday's meeting of the SOCCCD board of trustees. I found a few things that might interest DtB readers.

$25K FOR G.O.P.'s GREER. We've reported the curious fact that Chancellor Raghu Mathur got some seriously pricey representation when he negotiated the terms of his exit from the district. Pricey—and unethical. I'm talking about defense attorney to the corrupt and incompetent OC GOP politicians (Street, Williams, et al.), Phil Greer.

He was paid $25,000 of taxpayer money for his work.

Gosh. That's seems like an awful lot.

The payment is reflected in item 5.10, "payment of bills." Check it out:


POERTNER RETIRING. Among "Academic Personnel actions" (6.7) are some resignations:


That's right. Gary Poertner is set to retire. Rumors have been flying that Gary has been, or will be, asked to serve as interim Chancellor should things go badly with the current Chancellor search. Maybe. In any case, it does appear that he's planning for retirement.

UNION PROPOSAL. 6.9 is the faculty union's proposal re the contract. Tomorrow night, the public will have an opportunity to comment on the FA's proposed changes (see exhibit A below):



CRONY BOY SEEKS NEPOTISCULAR SIN. Trustee Tom Fuentes is nothing if not contemptuous of public education and its employees. Naturally, therefore, much of what he does and says amounts to tossing red meat to his clueless Neanderthalic constituency, who readily believe charges of instructular corruption of youth, 15-hour work weeks, and devil worship.

Recently, Fuentes requested a report on "nepotism." Item 7.1 is that report. Here is its summary:


If you'd like to peruse the report's lists of alleged heinous SOCCCD nepotizers, go to pages 237-243 of the agenda, which can be downloaded at the district website. (At the home page, look for the blue box at right. See "click here for current agenda.")

Well, I will mention one interesting name that I came across. Evidently, IVC Prez Glenn Roquemore's father-in-law works for IVC as a "certified test proctor." I did not know that.

RICH RETIREES. Another report requested by Trustee Fuentes is a list of SOCCCD retirees who receive at least $100,000 annually. (Pensions for public employees has become a major Republican sore point in recent months.) Here it is:



Almost all of these people were administrators. There are some faculty names here too. At least two of them were in the gang of secretive and ruthless creeps who controlled the faculty union in the mid-to-late 90s and who brought us a dozen years of "conservative board majority" dominance.

Gosh thanks.

Raghu Mathur was an important member of that group. Steve Frogue was his pal. That's how he got the IVC Presidency gig, despite having zero experience as a full-time administrator and a history of unprofessional and unethical conduct.

Among this gang's achievements: making sure that senior faculty were well taken care of at retirement. How about new hires? --No so much.

BASIC AID DWINDLING. Item 7.5 is the "Basic Aid Report." Until recently, the district received about $50 million a year in Basic Aid money. Here's the projection for the future:

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Strike: to be continued

Capistrano teachers’ strike may continue into next week ( LA Times)
Talks failed to resolve issues. Negotiations are to resume Saturday, but the teachers union chief is not optimistic.

Strike update: Talks resume Saturday (OC Reg)
Day 2 of settlement talks between the Capistrano Unified School District and its striking teachers ended Friday afternoon without a resolution, although the two sides were expected to reconvene Saturday afternoon. ¶ District and union bargaining teams met for about four hours Friday, ending just after 6 p.m., but had nothing to report, a union spokesman said. ¶ A loud but peaceful crowd protests in support of teachers as seen from Capistrano Unified headquarters in San Juan Capistrano. Capo attendance drops to 30% in Day 2 of the teacher's strike. ¶ If an agreement can’t be hashed out this weekend, the district’s teachers union says teachers will return to the picket lines Monday

*Photos "borrowed" from Gila

Capo strike closely watched across state

“I am the most outgoing person on this campus”

What’s this about “homecoming” at Irvine Valley College?

Isn’t that a high school thing?

It is. I avoided all such activities in high school--nearly forty years ago now--preferring to hang with the nonconformists. (Of course, I was never invited to join the conformists. They did not notice me.)

We listened to Jethro Tull. We did not flourish. We only survived.

I seem to recall contemning those kids, real joiners, who went in for dances, clubs, and student government. Especially student government. We knew enough to hate freakin' student government. We probably couldn't say why. I don't recall.

I'm trying to remember. I sensed that, somehow, some kids—the smart and “active” ones—recognized a fork in the road ahead and saw immediately that one path was for “winners”—those who accept how the elite rides upon the backs of, or simply proceeds oblivious to the needs of, the “losers.” What disturbed me, I think, was my sense that, for the winners, there never was any question about which road to take; further, these winners moved quickly and quietly along their way, escaping guilt, like a Victorian lady who, upon accidentally observing the horrors or misery on which her privileged life rests, hurries along and soon thinks about proper things.


High school. That was a very long time ago. Long story short, these days, it is easy for me to like young people, almost all of them, despite and even because of their folly.

Still, I do seem to encounter students who remind me of that long-ago type and that long-ago feeling. These students are a special breed, I guess. They always seem to know just what to do. They are confident. They have no doubts. They are always busy, busy, busy. A blur.

What's the matter with 'em?

* * * * *

I went to IVC’s webpage and found a page entitled 2010 Homecoming Court Nominees.

It lists, first, the “Homecoming King Nominees,” their photographs, and their statements—designed, evidently, to persuade students to vote for them.

Mr. AU, we’re told, “plans on majoring in business management….” Clearly, AU does not “plan on” majoring in English. Like all of the nominees, he describes a life of activities and memberships that no one person could possibly manage unless he were insane. His statement closes with this odd remark: “One of his favorite activities…is spending all day at Disneyland and loves Tigger!”

Mr. EL’s statement tends to lapse into vacuousness. “If you guys vote for me,” he chirps, “I will smile.” The latter sentence ends, not with a period, but with a smiley face emoticon. Upon depositing a remarkably stark ESLism, he lists his many offices and activities—again, there are too many—and then ends with “Thank you! God Bless You all :)”

Mr. PM, pictured squatting in the grass wearing a black Stetson, tells us: “I am the most outgoing person on this campus.” He oversees “35 clubs.” (How is that possible?) “One day,” he writes, “I aspire to become a police officer.”

He ends with a non sequitur: “My hobbies include surfing, dirt biking, and horse riding. Pretty much anything that deals with the outdoors. So vote for me as your next homecoming king!!”

Do you suppose he really means “so”? If so, what could he possibly be thinking?

Mr. RC asserts that he loves “any and all outdoor activities,” including, oddly, “computers.” He busies himself with “connections and networking” and works at the Student Recreation Lounge, which evidently pulses with activity and new faces. He would be honored, he says, to be “the face of IVC for the 2010 Homecoming King.”

The face for the King?


The “Homecoming Queen Nominees” are an attractive bunch.

Miss AG explains that she has attended IVC “for quite some time now.” Despite many obstacles, “she has always known that Irvine Valley College was her home, and that she could turn to her friends and professors here when needed.” Like the others, she seems to be insanely busy, what with two jobs, theatre productions, the vice presidency of one club and the presidency of another.

Miss JH asserts: “I am bright, friendly and outgoing.” Her passion is criminal justice, which developed “over the many years of watching Law and Order SVU.” She works at a restaurant, participates in student government, and volunteers at a shelter. Whew!

Miss KH boldly explains what homecoming queen means to her: it reflects “Irvine Valley College’s tradition of excellence in providing outstanding faculty, staff, departments, organizations and events for student success.” (Whoa!) She seems to run IVC’s cheer team/club. She’s in the Honors Program. She volunteers at the Child Development Center. She works for charities. She helps take care of her great grandmother.

Finally, Miss JJ explains that she expects eventually to earn a doctorate in “Corporate Law.” She “shows dedication and passion,” she says. She is in many programs and is a member of several clubs. She volunteers at a rescue mission. She’s working on a novel. She appears to be doing ten or twenty things. How? Why?

She ends by saying that she “has a soap collection of little bars of soap shaped like animals and famous landmarks. She likes penguins, singing in the shower and walks on the beach (haha).”

Five of these eight kids appear to be “ethnic,” as they say, representing four or five cultures. But all eight of them seem to be essentially the same impossible and inexplicable kid, whirring aggressively, confidently, unimpeded by thought or worry.

Good grief.


In the shuffling madness
Of the locomotive breath,
Runs the all-time loser,
Headlong to his death.
He feels the piston scraping --
Steam breaking on his brow --
Old Charlie stole the handle and
The train won't stop going --
No way to slow down.
He sees his children jumping off
At the stations -- one by one.
His woman and his best friend --
In bed and having fun.
He's crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees --
Old Charlie stole the handle and
The train won't stop going --
No way to slow down.
He hears the silence howling --
Catches angels as they fall.
And the all-time winner
Has got him by the balls.
He picks up Gideon's Bible --
Open at page one --
God stole the handle and
The train won't stop going --
No way to slow down. -- 1971


Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa

I am a dull and simple lad
Can not tell water from champagne
And I have never met the Queen
And I wish I could have all that he has got
I wish I could be like David Watts

Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa

And when I lie on my pillow at night
I dream I could fight like David Watts
Lead the school team to victory
And take my exams and pass the lot

(Wish I could be)
Wish I could be like David Watts
(Wish I could be)
Wish I could be like David Watts
(Wish I could be)
Conduct my life like David Watts
(Wish I could be)
I wish I could be like David Watts

Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa

He is the head boy at the school
He is the captain of the team
He is so gay and fancy free
And I wish all his money belonged to me
I wish I could be like David Watts

Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa

And all the girls in the neighborhood
Try to go out with David Watts
They try their best but can't succeed
For he is of pure and noble breed

Wish I could be like
Wish I could be like
Wish I could be like

Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa (1967)

Friday, April 23, 2010

Day 2

Strike Day 2: Capo attendance drops to 30% (OC Reg)

Capistrano Unified schools are refining their operations and adjusting their lesson plans for students on Day 2 of a teacher strike that has crippled many programs and pushed attendance rates below even Thursday’s levels.

Orange County teachers strike continues into second day [Updated] (LA Times)

More teachers joined the strike Friday morning compared with the first day, according to district spokeswoman Julie Hatchel. ¶ About 200 classroom teachers — 11% of the teachers — crossed picket lines to get to their classrooms, down from 12% Thursday. Nearly 600 substitute teachers were hired to supervise classrooms. ¶ Attendance in the 51,000-pupil district was down substantially on Friday. High school attendance was 10%, down from 23% on Thursday; middle school attendance was 27%, down from 39%; and elementary school attendance was 45%, down from 48%.

Tea Party: Don’t Know Much About History

The Tea Party Challenge (Inside Higher Ed)
When considering the political scene of the moment, it is difficult not to see how historical allegory plays an important role in the public spectacle known as the Tea Party movement. From the name itself, an acronym (Taxed Enough Already) that fuses current concerns to a patriotic historical moment, to the oral and written references by some of its members to Stalin and Hitler, the Tea Party appears to be steeped (sorry) in history. However, one has only to listen to a minute of ranting to know that what we really are talking about is either a deliberate misuse or a sad misunderstanding of history.

Misuse implies two things: first, that the Partiers themselves know that they are attempting to mislead, and second, that the rest of us share an understanding of what accurate history looks like. Would that this were true. Unfortunately, there is little indication that the new revolutionaries possess more than a rudimentary knowledge of American or world history, and there is even less reason to think that the wider public is any different. Such ignorance allows terms like communism, socialism, and fascism to be used interchangeably by riled-up protesters while much of the public, and, not incidentally, the media, nods with a fuzzy understanding of the negative connotations those words are supposed to convey (of course some on the left are just as guilty of too-liberally applying the “fascist” label to any policy of which they do not approve). It also allows the Tea Partiers to believe that their situation – being taxed with representation – somehow warrants use of "Don’t Tread On Me" flags and links their dissatisfaction with a popularly elected president to that of colonists chafing under monarchical rule….(Continued)

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Earth Day Celebration at Irvine Valley College


Evidently, I missed the third act, which (readers report) was excellent. Had a class to teach. But I liked the first two, which are represented here. Anybody know the bands' names?


Just sayin’

I just noticed a recent article in the OC Reg: Hispanic Chamber holds annual dinner

Ron Gonzales reports, among other things, the latest accomplishments of our own Rebel Girl:
Lisa Alvarez, a professor of English at Irvine Valley College, contributed a short story to the recently released "Sudden Fiction Latino: Short-Short Stories from the United States and Latin America." ¶ The editors of the anthology settled on a 1,500-word limit for the 60 stories in the book, and combed through a variety of sources to find the works. Contributors include Junot Díaz, Sandra Cisneros, Gabriel García Márquez and Isabel Allende.

Alvarez said her work, "Cielito Lindo," deals with the tentative reconciliation between a daughter and a father.

In addition to writing and teaching, Alvarez hosts an Orange County literary arts blog at http://themarkonthewall.blogspot.com/
So, um, the Reg has no problem celebrating the career and achievements of the Reb. Just sayin'.

UPDATE ON STRIKE:

5:40 UPDATE: Attendance plunges during Capo strike
Student attendance plunged well below 50 percent across the Capistrano Unified School District on Thursday as hundreds of teachers picketed outside schools, but there still weren’t enough substitute teachers to go around and at least one high school was reportedly vandalized by unsupervised students.
. . .
Initial attendance figures released Thursday afternoon indicate about 52 percent of elementary students were absent, plus about 59 percent of middle school students and about 76 percent of high school students. The district cautioned, however, that the figures were preliminary and subject to change….

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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