Saturday, June 27, 2009

Folly is manifest

manifest: clear or obvious to the eye or mind

I am embarrassed and troubled to admit that most people mystify me. For instance, I seem to be surrounded by people who view the having of religious “faith” as some sort of virtue.

But, on its face, faith looks like a vice.

My Merriam-Webster dictionary offers several definitions of faith, including this one: “firm belief in something for which there is no proof.” That’s the sense of the word that interests me. Many people seem to think that it is good and meritorious to have faith in God and God’s big project: to believe in this stuff despite the absence of proof or even strong evidence that any of this stuff is real.

Now, most of the time, we are inclined to ridicule people who believe in this way. A dozen years ago, those Heaven’s Gate people believed that the time had come to leave Earth, since it was about to be “recycled.” They left Earth by killing themselves, taking drugs and putting plastic bags over their heads. As near as I can tell, they are now just plain dead and the Earth is just plain unrecycled.

Why did the Heaven’s Gateians hold those beliefs? Not sure, but the zany convictions of HG leader Marshall Applewhite had something to do with his alleged near-death experience after a heart attack.

“That’s silly,” we say. “You’re bound to be a bit addled while recovering from a heart attack!”


But when more ordinary people explain their religious beliefs—e.g., belief in Christ as our Lord and savior—they don’t seem to have anything better to offer. They’ll refer to feeling transported while singing hymns at church or experiencing some kind of transcendent moment whilst looking into the night sky. (I can relate to that one.) Stuff like that.
“Well, why then (I ask the Christian) should you feel any more confident in your beliefs than that Applewhite guy? How are you different from him?”

“Shut up. Applewhite was a nut. HG was a cult.”

“Yeah, but that’s just about membership size, right? There are lots of people like you and there are few people like Apple Boy.”

These conversations never seem to get me anywhere.

Yesterday’s Schott’s Vocab (Weekend Competition) is soliciting definitions of the word “faith.”

But wait. Words mean what speakers mean by them—a meaning that survives (for as long as it survives) because it is useful to us. And if there weren’t general agreement about word meanings, language wouldn’t work.

So what’s this business about asking people for “their” definitions? That’s like asking a guy how he uses his chair or his comb. I don’t ask such questions.

It would make more sense to me to ask whether the meaning of a word is such that we ought to have some important belief that uses that word. Thus, for instance, given that “faith” is believing without evidence, we can ask: should one ever have beliefs based on faith?

Maybe some who answer the “what’s your definition?” question really mean to answer the latter question. Dunno.


Here are some entries to Schott’s solicitation:
The suspension of reason and rationality for a dream.

Faith is knowing something should be true, being certain it is, and having no insight into one’s collisions with reality.

Faith: Security in numbers.

Faith is the tenacity with which a belief or myth is adhered to, regardless of any proof for its veracity.

Faith is a socially acceptable insanity in the same way that alcohol is a socially acceptable drug.

Since Schott’s readers are ipso facto New York Times readers, you’ve gotta expect entries that are witty or that are show-offy or that are snidely opinionated (I skipped over some of the worst offenders in this regard).

So most of these definitions are just what we’d expect, I suppose.

The stuff about a “collision with reality” is funny, I guess. (To me, that phrase is always funny.) Most of the rest strike me as little more than variations on the dictionary definition, plus some 'tude.


For me, two of these stand out a little bit. “Faith,” says one wag, is “security in numbers.” I suppose the point is that most people manage to avoid being embarrassed by their failure to apply minimum standards of rationality to their religious beliefs because such beliefs are so “normal” and time-honored and thus they must be true--or at least it wouldn't be too embarrassing if they turned out to be false.

My own view is that human beings are capable of almost anything (i.e., any atrocity or idiocy), as long as it can be said that “we’ve always done things like this.” Even now, tradition and normalcy are much more powerful than reason. It's pretty disheartening.

The last definition is somewhat interesting: “Faith is a socially acceptable insanity in the same way that alcohol is a socially acceptable drug.” This definition strikes me as more earnest than clever.

I guess it’s pretty obvious what the definer means by calling faith “insanity.” Faith is some sort of extreme rational error or failing. I get it.

But it’s one that is somehow acceptable. Yes, I get that too.


Like drinking alcohol? Here, I get lost. I suppose the obvious points to make about alcohol are that (1) you shouldn’t drink too much of it too often and that (2) it is silly to prohibit other drugs but not alcohol.

But our definer seems to be thinking (am I wrong?) that drinking alcohol per se is some sort of madness, one that is tolerated.

–A teetotaler, I guess. I’ve known people who seem unwilling to recognize that one can enjoy alcohol without abusing it. Is that who we’re dealing with here? Wadda nut.

I’m sympathetic to this “definition,” but I suppose I’d prefer to use another example: “Faith is a socially acceptable insanity in the same way that the notion that we have a right to bear arms is socially acceptable [insanity].”

The problem here is that one is trying to make a somewhat controversial point by relying on another controversial point.

Probably, the core of the point is just that, if one steps back to take a clear and objective look at “us,” one cannot avoid noticing that this “faith” thing that we do, like a few other things that we do, is plain hogwash. It's indefensible.

Aha! Like many insights, this one turns out just to be a variation of the Emperor’s new clothes allegory.

If I were to write a book (don’t worry, I won’t) that captures Roy’s wisdom, it would include a handful of propositions, one of which would be: most folly is manifest.

(But how can that be, Master?!)

Yes, yes, exactly. Now run along and think about that, Grasshopper (and stay out of that damned closet!).

I'm old enough to remember the monstrous, aging Kathryn Kuhlman, faith healing lunatic.

AND FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON:

Friday, June 26, 2009

Let's move on, please



Michael Jackson, an enormously talented and influential pop star of mixed and increasingly dubious accomplishment, has died a premature and miserable death, as anybody with half a brain thought he likely would. And so now he’s gone.

No doubt this is a terrible time for his family and friends.

The rest of us: surely we can see that his death deserves little attention. It isn’t particularly meaningful or important, now is it?

Snap out of it!
We cannot say that we are being fooled. It is not entirely inaccurate to say that we are being "informed." … The efficient mass production of pseudo-events—in all kinds of packages, in black-and-white, in technicolor, in words, and in a thousand other forms—is the work of the whole machinery of our society. It is the daily product of men of good will. … The people must be informed!
—Daniel Boorstin, 1961

Around the World, Shock and Grief Over Jackson (New York Times)
Fans lighted candles at an spontaneous gathering in Hong Kong, while in the Philippines, a dance tribute was planned for a prison in Cebu, where Byron Garcia, a security consultant, had 1,500 inmates join in a synchronized dance to the “Thriller” video.

“My heart is heavy because my idol died,” he said.

Local Higher Ed News

UCI budget cut rises again--to 70 million (OC Reg)
UC Irvine said today that it may have to cut as much as $70 million to help the state balance its budget, a figure that might lead to fewer classes, deeper lay-offs and a consolidation of some programs. ¶ The news comes less than a month after UCI said that it would have to reduce spending by $40 million to help the state. That figure rose to $55 million, then to $70 million….

Cal State Fullerton’s “Mother Theresa” dies at age 84 (OC Reg)
“Diseases don’t recognize borders or look for citizenship papers,” medical anthropologist Corinne Shear Wood once told students at Cal State Fullerton. Neither did Wood, whose quest to help the disadvantaged took her around the world, on journeys where she did everything from fighting leprosy in Pakistan to exploring traditional Maori medicine in New Zealand….

Teens flock to Saddleback College jazz camp (OC Reg)
Teenage musicians from throughout the county traveled to Saddleback College this week for a chance to learn from professional jazz players. ¶ The pros, most of them adjunct faculty members, are teaching 41 students everything from basic music theory to advanced improvisation….

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Teach-In

FREE IRAN MOVEMENT TO HOLD TEACH-IN AT UCI'S ALDRICH PARK (OC Weekly)
The Iranian government now says Neda Agha-Soltan—the 26-year-old martyr in the struggle for freedom in that tense country—may have been killed by a gunman who mistook her for the sister of an Iranian "terrorist," the Islamic Republic News Agency reports today.

Rather than blaming the marksman, Iran suggested "those groups who want to create division in the nation" are responsible for Neda's death, even hinting at something of a conspiracy by saying government foes planned the woman's killing "to accuse the Islamic republic of ruthlessly dealing with the opposition."

That's not likely to appease members of GreeNeda, a new "movement of unity" that has sprung up just about anywhere in the world where there are Persians living, including Orange County. Composed of participants in several local freedom rallies already, they will hold an all-day "teach-in" Saturday, from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., in Aldrich Park at the center of the UC Irvine campus….

Colleges Tied the Yellow Ribbon (Inside Higher Ed)
About 700 colleges signed up for the new Post-9/11 GI Bill’s Yellow Ribbon Program, which allows colleges to enter into dollar-for-dollar matching agreements with the federal government to pay veterans' educational costs above those covered by the base GI Bill benefit (which varies by state and is tied to undergraduate, resident public university tuition rates). While the Department of Veterans Affairs has not yet released its final list of participating colleges, Keith Wilson, director of the VA’s education service, expects the 700 figure to stay pretty stable. “It’ll grow a little bit. I know we’ve still got some [cases] where we’re seeking clarification from the school, and a couple we need additional information from; the forms weren’t filled out completely. But it’s not going to change dramatically.”….

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Meanwhile, at the network for Stupid People...


A few hours ago, Sam Stein, reporting for Huffington Post, noted that Fox News was covering the big Sanford meltdown story all right—only, in Fox's super-special version of reality, Governor Sanford is a Democrat:

Fox News Identifies Sanford As A Democrat

According to Stein,
The network known for its conservative leaning ran footage of Mark Sanford admitting to an extramarital affair on Wednesday with a Chyron [an electronically generated caption] identifying the South Carolina Republican – near tears – as a D, for Democrat.

(Fox eventually "corrected" their "mistake.")

And, no, this isn’t the first time that the network for
Stupid People employed this clever gambit. You'll recall that, when Mark Foley admitted to alcohol problems (after some seriously inappropriate behavior with congressional pages), Fox did the same dang thing.

I guess the people at Fox understand their audience well, i.e., they understand that those silly rednecks and Bible thumpers are just
incredibly f*cking stupid.

Saturn

(Click on photos)

Britain’s guardian.co.uk has a terrific science page. Recently, the site featured NASA photos of Saturn:

Visions of Saturn
The Royal Observatory, Greenwich, is staging an exhibition of some of the most spectacular images of Saturn and its moons captured by Nasa's Cassini-Huygens craft


Surface of Saturn's moon Enceladus

If You're Not Outraged, You're not Paying Attention or What Rebel Girl has Done on Her Summer Vacation (so far)

Granted, there is a lot of waste in any institution but the recent closure of Silverado Elementary reveals a level of waste that goes beyond, say, the normal end-of- school year cleanout.

The pictures tell the story better than Rebel Girl can.



To be told that the school district doesn't have enough money to keep your child's school open - and then to open the dumpster and see the equivalent of a small library discarded makes one wonder about management policies, oversight and, frankly, competence.




The books in the dumpsters added, say, insult to injury.

There is, one parent quipped, just one short step between throwing away usable books and burning them. Ouch.







Rebel Girl is often pleased to point out irony. The difference in usage, for instance, between the words oversight and oversight. One means accountablity and the other means error. But we here in the canyons have had enough irony, nearly losing our whole canyon and then our school. So, no, irony is not helpful today, not on a day spent rescuing books from god help us, a school! It's not so comforting or even helpful, not when it can't seem to find a place to mean anything. Sigh. Back to sorting. At least these lovely volumes will find new homes. They're destined for an after-school tutoring program in Santa Ana.




Now where is that copy of Fahrenheit 451?

(To check out the whole sad story, visit Save Silverado Elementary School and scroll around.)

MEANWHILE:


Saddleback schools' $20 million in cuts include buses, sports (Yesterday's OC Reg)

They need books, apparently.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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