Sunday, May 17, 2009

This is Why

(Mr. EUGENE DEBS is a very talented but also very frustrating young fellow. I don't know where he is or what he's doing, although I gather he's in some kind of hell. Nothing new there. He sent us the following:)

The slow motion death of the American newspaper industry is already 
well documented; I keep expecting to one day wake up to a 72-point
 banner headline reading simply "BRAINNNS!" (with an insightful 
Lifestyle-section guide to preparation and garnishing by Martha 
Stewart).

But some people keep expecting more of the wheezing
 pre-decedent; for example, Brad DeLong is always 
asking "Why oh why can't we have a better press corps?", which is, I
 suppose, not a bad question and deserves an answer.

And here it is:
 because the readership wouldn't notice.



Exhibit A: The Register recently published a story 
on the Lt. Dan Choi mess, for which it solicited a comment from 
the Center for Military Readiness, a non-stop single-issue
 homo-free military PR shop (motto: "Virgin Cosmopolitans, Prayerful
 Celibacy, and the Lash"). Its president, Elaine Donnelly, obliged with a
 sentence of copy so inane the reporter had to resort to something I've 
only rarely seen in print:



"If you're too old, too young, if you have a medical
 condition, there are many reasons people are ineligible to be in the 
armed forces," she said in explaining her position that gays should be
 excluded from serving.

Yes, that's right: the reporter (Cameron Bird) appended what is 
essentially an in-sentence caption to identify for readers the 
intended meaning of the preceding gibberish. Conscientious, and 
amusing too; so far, so good.

Let's take a look at the next day's Letters 
Section:



Press release or news?
 The article about gay guardsman Dan Choi being expelled from the 
National Guard for violating the "Don't ask don't tell policy"
 demonstrates why newspapers are a failing industry ["Soldier battling
 on two fronts," May 11]. Disguised as news, the article might as well
 be a press release from some gay advocacy group. Considering the
 number of gays favorably quoted in the article, perhaps it was. Choi 
is treated as the heroic victim, numerous supporters are favorably 
quoted, and no supporters of the military's policy are allowed to 
speak. The reader is left wondering if there is any reason for the
 policy, or anyone willing to defend it. Thus, a nominal news article
is used for subliminal issue advocacy.

So a reporter is charitable and in return is accused of not only
 bias but mind control(!).

You tell me: if you had to write for this kind of audience, wouldn't
 you secretly be trying to wreck your industry from the 
inside, too?



Saturday, May 16, 2009

Let them eat cake at the Balboa Bay Club


Santa Ana College students mobilize to save summer school
... Budget cuts ... [at Santa Ana College] have been severe, eliminating an extra session in January and forcing more than 100 summer courses to be cut, leaving some students panicked that they won't have the classes needed to be able to transfer to a four-year school this fall or next spring.

Now, in a move both creative and desperate, students are raising money to help pay for summer classes by selling food and by pleading with politicians – and even instructors – to contribute.

For every $4,500 that students raise for the Summer Session Rescue Fund, one class for 30 students will be saved, school administrators say. The school's nonprofit arm, the Santa Ana College Foundation, has pledged to pay for any shortfall between student fundraising and a full class offering.

The weak economy has added to the enrollment at community colleges such as the 26,000-student campus in Santa Ana. Statewide, the system is over-enrolled by about 100,000 students, according to the Community College League of California.

As the economy tanked and the budget strife in Sacramento worsened, summer classes were slashed and waiting lists for core classes grew.

"Students aren't able to get the courses they need, and for some that means they're going to turn away and won't come back; for others that means it's going to slow down their progress," said Erik Skinner, vice chancellor for fiscal policy with the California Community Colleges system.…


Times are tough. Still, the rich gather at the BBC to whine that they are paying too much in taxes.


'Random frenzy' damages Santa Ana landmark

Blind students touch art at UCI

A fabulous party for our Julie

Last night, in Ladera Ranch

(Click on the photos to enlarge them.)

Much laughter


These gals (I think Jan, at right, was the ringleader) sang a tribute song for Julie to the tune of Marvin Gaye's "Heard it Through the Grapevine." It starts with

Oooooh, I bet you're worried what you'll do
When it's time for program review
And the writing gal you abused before
Flips off her deans and shrieks, "I'll take no more"
It comes as a surprise, it seems so soon
But we found out that in June, ooooh

We heard it through the grapevine
Julie Willard's leaving Irvine--oh, yeah
We heard it through the grapevine
And she'll just tell Keith to pour more wine...

It was all very sophisticated, of course.


Louis was in a good mood, except at this moment.

They were really hungry, OK?


The Senate slathered Julie with a resolution. Numerous "whereas"s were endured by the Julester. I laughed at one of 'em. She smacked me like she does.




Someone observed that Keith and I are virtual twins.


More sophistication.




Friday, May 15, 2009

Hope, cheating, controversy


1. REASON FOR HOPE? A couple of weeks ago, someone directed me to a blog post on a local educational blog concerning the Capistrano Unified School District (CUSD)—you know, the one tainted in recent years by nutty construction projects (the “Taj Mahal”), trustee Brown Act violations, the keeping of enemies lists, the machinations of right-wing education reformers, and even a trustee "plumbers unit" that makes the bumbling Watergate unit look sharp. They’re wacky, boy.

According to the post, SOCCCD Chancellor Raghu P. Mathur was spotted at the Capistrano Unified School District Headquarters—the “Taj Mahal.”

As you know, the CUSD is in need of a Superintendent. They canned the last one amid a cloud of black smoke.

The blogger emailed Mathur asking him why he had visited. Mathur responded by asserting that he had been motivated by curiosity to enter the "Mahal." He denied being a candidate for any position at the CUSD.

Did you know that, when you come to the end of Culver Drive, there's a little park and a lake? Unfortunately, you've gotta cross into private (Irvine Co.?) property to get there. The gate says "no trespassing." Or so said the nice Sheriff who somehow arrived just as I was leaving. "No arrest this time," he said. "Gosh, thanks."

Oh sure.

Nevertheless, our blogger was intrigued. He noted that Mathur’s contract is up in 2011, that Mathur has ties to Education Alliance (members of that right-wing organization dominate the CUSD board; our own Don Wagner seems to be on the EA board), and that Mathur is contemned by faculty.

The blogger even provided one of DtB’s videos of Mathur. 'Nuff said, I guess.

Meanwhile, here in the district, rumors persist that Mathur is sniffing around the CUSD for a gig.

In my experienced, such rumors are usually false. Still, I am looking for ways to give our readers hope as we enter summer oblivion. The headline: CUSD MIGHT TAKE THIS TURKEY OFF OUR HANDS!


I went to lunch with a friend today in Old Town Tustin. Took a pic of the restaurant (Rutabegorz)--the building with the columns. Compare my shot with a pic from 1914.

2. SADDLEBACK STAFF SOFTBALL TEAM DOESN’T PLAY FAIR! I ran into some friends in the administration building the other day. I immediately picked up on the unacademic quality of their discussion.

It was a “sports enthusiast” discussion, something sufficiently foreign to me that I can spot it from miles away, like one might notice a giant soiled jockstrap in the sky. Evidently, the group (or some among the group) had just played the big IVC-Saddleback College softball showdown—one involving faculty and staff, et al. One player was carping about the unsportsmanlike conduct of the Saddleback team. —You know, she was passionately dissing that team in that noisy and exaggerated way that people have when they talk sports. ‘Strator D was antagonizing her position, saying, “C’mon, it was just one action in one inning!” I think he was trying to calm the waters.

Or maybe it was all just post-game bullshit. Isn't that, like, a tradition? Could be.

Probably, the conversation (I didn’t stick around) was all in good fun, nothing serious.

Nevertheless, my headline is: SADDLEBACK TEAM CHEATS. Or maybe: NOTORIOUS SOFTBALL RIVALRY LEADS TO LITIGATION. What do you think? I wanna end the semester with a bang, even if I’ve gotta make stuff up.

Cheaters!

Trees and street lamp, Portola Springs, this afternoon

3. ART AND POLITICS AT IVC. Check out IVC’s grounds. The campus now sports provocative and eye-catching art, even art that blasts former Republican presidents!

Tom and Don! COME ON DOWN! Get steamed! Invoke the Lord!

[Note, 5/18: the President-blasting art to which I referred above is Jason Butler's "Up, up, up to where even George W. Bush has got Soul....", pictured below. The title alludes to a very old Neil Young song about Richard Nixon that observes that even the execrable warmongering Nixon has feelings, etc. To say, as I did, that Butler's piece "blasts" Bush isn't quite accurate, I suppose. This entire post was, in my mind, offered with tongue-in-cheek, and so I allowed myself some excess.]


First Pic: a home in Old Town Tustin (taken this afternoon).

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Roberta McCain assesses Mr. Limbaugh

Part 2

"Crossroads Oracle," Matthew Furmanski
(CLICK to enlarge)

Here in the canyon, I've been in communication hell, what with our two phone lines down, including the DSL. Sheesh. So here's my scaled-down (low-res) part 2 of "the last day of class," brought to you by a neighbor's hideous dial-up. (NetZero seems well-named.)

Party for Bari and Julie—many attended

At the party, smiles and laughter

Beth and Melanie, clowning


Joe Seeman's "Elements in Motion"

Last-minute advice from the Reb

Lisa AD, et al., at the reception for BOSI.

Driving home, saw these cattle above El Toro Road

Rebel Girl's Poetry Corner: "it's time to go"

Almost.

Soon.

Any day now.

See you there.

And now a poem by Louis Simpson:

Graduation

My ex-wife comes over
and invites me to sit

with them. I say okay.
There are a lot of speeches,

all saying much the same,
about the new generation,

the future belongs to them.
They're lining up for it,

walking onto the stage.
There she is, our Meredith.

The sound of two hands clapping
is mine. If there's one thing I know

it's when something is over and
done with, and it's time to go.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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