Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Faculty, students want to ban prayer at college events


I HAVEN'T HAD TIME to write up my notes to Monday’s SOCCCD board meeting, but I do have time for one or two quick items.

OBJECTIONS TO RELIGIOUS INVOCATIONS. Bob Cosgrove read a “resolution to ban religious invocations at college events,” passed by the Saddleback College Academic Senate (October 11). It has received the endorsement of the Irvine Valley College Academic Senate, the Faculty Association (i.e., the faculty union), and, I believe, the Associated Students of Saddleback College.

The nub of the problem with prayer, says the resolution, is that individuals have a right “to determine whether, how, when, and whom to worship” and that that right is “violated by the inclusion of a religious invocation in college events.”

As you know, legally, prayers before meetings are not permitted in the K-12 public schools, owing, I believe, to minors' impressionability. Public colleges, however, are a different matter.

The resolution “does not oppose the inclusion of a moment of silence….”

The resolution has been forwarded to the state Academic Senate. I’ve been told that the state senate is disposed to address this matter. If it takes action (probably in the form of yet another resolution), it will likely side with the Saddleback College Academic Senate resolution, more or less.

As I explained Monday night, John Williams suggested that the “invocation” question be put to the voters. Evidently, an “advisory vote” can be placed on the ballot. Williams explained that, in all but 1 of the last 14 years, invocations have been given at the start of meetings. Williams is an ardent non sequiturian. And so, having said that, he asked, “do we reflect the voters?”

The “advisory vote” idea seemed to fall stillborn from Williams' lips.


STADIUMS FOR THE COLLEGES? For some reason, Monday night, some trustees felt it necessary to advocate building new stadiums for the two colleges. While “we have basic aid” dollars, said Bill Jay, we “should pursue this.” John Williams agreed about the stadiums. So did Nancy Padberg. But why did they bring this up last night?

As I recall, in the past, Trustees Tom Fuentes and Don Wagner have expressed skepticism about building new stadiums. Maybe it was just Tom. Could be.

Dream a Little Dream



REGULAR sleep patterns are finally restored and Rebel Girl has begun to dream again. Ahhh.

Dream #1: Get on the Bus!

Last night, Rebel Girl dreamt that the English department's recent proposal for Basic Skills money was funded—but with some changes. The committee decided that our meeting the needs of developmental writing students would be best met by the purchase of a tour bus. —And purchase a tour bus the committee did! It wasn't your ordinary tour bus, no: it was a replica of the Partridge Family bus. Driven by the enthusiastic English prof, K.M.—the bus also sported bunk beds and a full service kitchenette. No need to wait for the students to come to us. We will go to them!

Dream #2: Pancakes!
In this dream, Rebel Girl prepares for a colleague to visit her classroom. The colleague arrives as scheduled but instead of the usual composition classroom activity, Rebel Girl and her students are making pancakes. Rebel Girl cradles a large metal bowl filled with pancake batter and a helpful student is handing out spatulas as her colleague enters. Due to classroom shortages, Rebel Girl teaches this particular section of composition in a science lab (You know, you can teach writing anywhere!) and, that morning, she has decided to take advantage of the Bunsen burners to make pancakes.

The visiting colleague looks on with alarm.

Dream #3: When Androids Dream of Thesis Statements
As chair, Rebel Girl is supposed to visit the classrooms of part-time faculty and evaluate their performance. She doesn't do this nearly enough due to a number of factors including her own schedule and the measly 24 hours that are granted her each day. But, it seems that in her dreams, she has now begun to evaluate part-time faculty, which, even if she says so herself, is a fine use of dreamtime.

In this dream, Rebel Girl visits the classroom of a fairly new hire. The classroom is bright, the instructor energetic and challenging, the students engaged. All is well until mid-way through the session, Rebel Girl notices that the instructor is not a human, but instead a robot—or to be precise, an android. This moment occurs when the instructor bends over to pick up a board marker that has fallen to the floor; her long slit skirt falls open and Rebel Girl glimpses the gleaming hardware that is her leg. Suddenly all the other details she has noticed confirm the instructor's identity: the strangely glittering eyes, the oddly smooth pale skin, the steady, but slow pivots of her head, the synthetic quality of her dark helmet of hair.

Still, the android is a good teacher.

What is Rebel Girl to do? She wonders how she will explain to her colleagues in the department that she has hired a robot. She wonders what the contract has to say about this.

She wakes up.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Board meeting: weird photo rejects


Mathur seems determined to go with the "Camelot" project (above).


I'M ONE OF THESE GUYS who buys a $1,200 camera and then never reads the instructions. So stuff goes wrong. Like, what's with the teeth on that one "Young American" in the back? Those are some choppers, man. ☝


☝ These guys are with ADM Works, a company with 28 employees that does advanced digital manufacturing. I sure liked the slide show of the big plastic monsters (green water-based goop is used) and mammoth propeller blades that they make. Way cool.

They said that they have a hard time hiring people with the right training, and so this project would take care of that for 'em. They'd start with maybe 20 students, using maybe 5 acres of ATEP. Students would get "hands on" experience, and ADM would get employees that know how to use CAD systems and such.

Maybe ADM Works will get a few scraps outa ATEP after Camelot rips into the place, taking what it wants. That looks like the scenario, at this point. KING GOO is definitely tilting that way.


☝ This is a creepy shot of some of those chirpy "Young Americans." Especially one, on the right.
☞ Here's Milt, the guy who founded the "Young Americans." Back in '62. A stiff wind would blow him clean away.

This guy to the left was with the "Young Americans" also. I don't know if you can tell, but he was plenty weird.

At one point he said something daffy. I wrote it down: "American[ism?] among people through youth and music." It's like a motto or something. That's at least pretty close to what he said.

I think that he was also the one who explained the genesis of the "Young Americans." He took us back to 1962, "just the beginning of the scourge of drugs." All these druggies and hippies you kept hearing about weren't anything like the good clean kids warbling in Milt's school choir! Something had to be done to correct so false an impression! Milt wanted to show America what American kids "are really like." Singing and dancing. Chirping.

So he got his troup together and, soon enough, they got a gig on the "Bing Crosby TV Show." Then it was "off to the races." They've been zipping around the globe for over forty years. Andreea told me that, at one point, these "Young Americans" were actually famous back in Romania!

Well, Mr. Young American was there to tell us: "we need a home."

One of these YA guys showed part of a movie that was very Kathie Lee Gifford. You know, some kid would start dancing, and then some mom would be overwhelmed by the goodness of it. She'd start crying.

Pretty schmaltzy, if you ask me.


Here's Cal yackin' it up with Andreea, the "VC with the extra E." She seems to be the brains of this outfit. Sure ain't Raghu.

But Raghu was looking awfully confident last night. That can't be good.

We are SO screwed.

The gee whiz era


● Check out DISSENT'S quick notes on last night's board meeting (below).

● Then read this story in this morning’s Inside Higher Ed: Jerry Springer U. My fave quote: “I think this is another example that we are stuck in the gee whiz era of the Internet….”

● Are students narcissistic? You bet! Check out this morning’s LA Times: Gen Y's ego trip takes a nasty turn:
…All the effort to boost children's self-esteem may have backfired and produced a generation of college students who are more narcissistic than their Gen X predecessors, according to a new study led by a San Diego State University psychologist.

And the Internet, with all its MySpace and YouTube braggadocio, is letting that self-regard blossom even more, said the analysis, titled "Egos Inflating Over Time."

In the study being released today, researchers warn that a rising ego rush could cause personal and social problems for the Millennial Generation, also called Gen Y. People with an inflated sense of self tend to have less interest in emotionally intimate bonds and can lash out when rejected or insulted….

Monday, February 26, 2007

Scenes from a board meeting


☞ Tonight's meeting of the SOUTH ORANGE COUNTY COMMUNITY COLLEGE DISTRICT Board of Trustees was the usual thing.

● Don Wagner came out swinging against the Accrediting Teams and their "absurd" perspective.

● Raghu Mathur and his little pal Dave Lang came within an inch of violating the Brown Act. They didn't seem to care.

● Groups, including the "Young Americans," spent two hours selling their vision for ATEP—only to discover that the Chancellor had already agendized (or thought he had, anyway) a recommendation that he commence negotiating with the other guys (Camelot, those producers of Nada). Even Tom looked askance.

● The Board Majority (Lang, Wagner, Fuentes, Williams) continued their SNIPERY with Nancy Padberg. Marcia and Bill seemed bewildered.

● The Chancellor & Board's new "streamlining" innovations were swell. The meeting went an hour long.

—Like I said, the usual.

I'm too tired to explain it all. Maybe tomorrow. But here are some pics.

First a prayer, then the Pledge. The Saddleback Academic Senate objected to the prayer. Williams wants to leave the matter to the public—at the next election.

Tom was in a good mood. But he seemed gaunt, like he'd stayed in a sauna too long.

A lady named "Cat," I think, explained about being a Young American. She's Australian.

Bob and Wendy did a good job representing the faculty senates.

The Young Americans were young, and mostly American. (They seemed to be pathologically chirpy, too.)

I'm beginning to think that these two are in love, what with all their winking and smiling. Not that there's anything wrong with that. In fact, its kinda refreshing.

Wendy called the board on a serious agenda SNAFU. She saved 'em from illegality, she did. I suggested to her that she send 'em a bill.

These two always seem to be laughing at a dirty joke or worse. They're like a couple of punks sitting at the back of the room. Hate that.

I took this as I was driving to the meeting, near Lake Forest. Yes, sometimes, the sun is a blob.

Once There was a Process

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OR SO PEOPLE SAY. Maybe it's just a title for a bad country and western song.


Still, we at DISSENT believe that there was once a process on this campus that helped determine how space was allocated. You'd think that maybe the Facilities Committee has something to do with this. Maybe not. The name may be misleading. Perhaps their primary concern is elsewhere, say NASCAR or Mediterranean cuisine.

At any rate, small rewards for those with information leading to the discovery of a process – or at least, the history of a process. Surely, there was once a process for the equitable distribution of space that took into consideration the needs of programs, trends in growth and enrollment and instructional integrity. Maybe not.

Maybe we just begged, or bribed, or went through the back door, wherever that is.

Anyway, please feel free to give your information via the comment system (anonymous if you wish) or simply keep doing what some of you do: slide pieces of paper under our office door. We don't mind. It's nice to know that you are there.

Chunk photographs the future


—Namely, niece Sarah (4 years old) and nephew Adam (2 and a half) — Sunday evening, Trabuco Canyon.



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