Saturday, January 29, 2011

A conservative think tank: the "distinguished" Claremont Institute

Tom Fuentes
     As you know, trustee—and one-time chief OC Republican—Tom Fuentes has worked for and is a “senior fellow” of the "conservative" grunt tank Claremont Institutewhich is not to be confused with the Claremont Colleges.  
     He’s also on CI’s Board of Directors.
     Today, I did a little exploring of CI. One of its programs awards fellowships to "civil-minded professionals":
Lincoln Fellows Program
   Lincoln Fellowships are awarded to ambitious, civic-minded professionals working in the area of national public policy and who seek the return of limited constitutional government. ¶ During the week-long program, Lincoln Fellows meet with the Claremont Institute's Senior Fellows and other distinguished visiting scholars to study American politics and political thought.” (Lincoln Fellows)
     Gosh. They must be wonderful scholars, these Lincoln Fellows. Imagine what they learn from the likes of Tom Fuentes!
     Naturally, CI is proud of its Lincoln Fellows and it provides a little bio for each. Here’s the one for Lincoln Fellow Christine O’Donnell (class of ’02):
Christine O'Donnell is President and founder of a national youth organization, The Savior's Alliance for Lifting the Truth. Ms. O'Donnell is a graduate of Fairleigh Dickinson University, where she majored in English and communications. She has made numerous television appearances, been interviewed and profiled in national newspapers and magazines, and works as a media and public relations consultant.
     Wow. She's a "consultant," just like Tom.
     You remember Christine. For many of us, her very best “television appearances” were these:





     Another Lincoln Fellow—too recent to have a CI bio—is expert smearmeister Andrew Breitbart.
     You remember him. When Ted Kennedy died, people said the usual somber and appreciative things. But not “Lincoln Fellow” Andrew:
Washington mourned the passing of the last of the Kennedy brothers Wednesday…. Andrew Breitbart, a Washington Times columnist who oversees Breitbart.com and BigHollywood.com, tapped into the anti-Kennedy vein in the hours after the senator’s death was announced, posting a series of Twitter messages in which he called Kennedy a “villain,” a “duplicitous bastard” and a “prick.” (Politico)

Washington Times columnist Andrew Breitbart labeled Kennedy "a special pile of human excrement," along with epithets that cannot be printed in a family newspaper. (PennLive.com)
     But, being a CI Lincoln Fellow, Breitbart went on to bigger things:
Anatomy of a smear campaign CNN's Randi Kaye looks at the timeline of the apparent smear campaign waged against USDA's Shirley Sherrod [by Andrew Breitbart]

     Gosh. Do you suppose that Tom took Andrew under his wing and showed 'em how politics is really done?
     I guess it could have been one of the other CI "scholars."

Friday, January 28, 2011

They Put the Pissy in Epistolary — OC Register Letter of the Week (Red Emma)

by Red Emma, actually.

Today seems as good a day as any to inaugurate a new occasional contribution from Red, occasional reader of the Register. Okay, I almost never read it, much less on any particular occasion. I read it waiting to get my car smogged. I read it in the dermatologist's office. Today, at lunch with my dining companion of 26 years, I opened the thing to the Letters and was captivated by the header "Prayer changes things." Again, not so much captivated as, well, gripped with a combination of anticipatory dread and the affirmation of every assumption I hold about the readers of and writers to the editor of the county's most dreadful and affirming newspaper. Okay, I'm almost there. Sorry. Here's the thing: Is the writer of this letter, one Leonard Musgrave of Orange, actually putting us on? Is he out-Registering the Register and pulling Red's limb? Is his rhetorical strategy one of cleverly ironic putting on one-upmanship? Or is he (you should forgive the phrase) for real? And why has he been watching MSNBC at all? Prayer changes things, indeed. And let's Get the US out of the United Nations and Keep Christ in Christmas. The voice suggests at first the usual 50's-era white OC Republican Protestant American idiom and tropery until that last sentence, which Red heard as funny and ironic and mean — but then again I hear everything as funny and ironic and mean! I leave it to you, dear Dissentarians. See below, unedited. Me, I am praying for another season of HBO's excellent The No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency.

Prayer changes things
I have been praying for eight years for MSNBC to get rid of Keith Olberman, and it finally happened. If you pray long and hard enough, anything is possible. I will continue to pray now so MSNBC gets rid of Chris Matthews, Rachel Maddow, Ed Shultz, Lawrence O'Donnell, Dylan Ratigan and any other MSNBC host who uses disgusting rhetoric to marginalize the other side. While Fox has its set of characters, they are not as vile and nasty as those listed above. I must go now and pray.

Amen! 

A crack in our world!


     Yesterday, we noted a crack in our world--namely, a hideous crack in the fake-brick veneer of a very visible corner of the A300 Building at Irvine Valley College. Did it mean that the building would soon collapse, sending destructive debris across the lawn, into A200, and beyond!?
     Um, no. The damage is pretty superficial. It's nothin'.
     And yet!
     Rebel Girl remembered an absurd movie she once saw about a crack in the world. Here's the trailer.
     Plainly, the film is silly, inconsequential.
     AND YET!
A crack in the veneer. Not much, sure, but it remains portentous and, for all that we know, highly symbolic! Click on the graphic to see the crack in all its glory.

Scott Lay's dire proclamation

The Lay Man
College cuts will depend on taxpayers (Daily Bulletin)

     As if Gov. Jerry Brown's proposal to slash $400 million from community colleges' budget was not bad enough, it looks like it could get worse.
     "If its an all-cuts budget with no revenues, we estimate it will be $900 million cut from colleges," said Scott Lay, a president and chief executive officer of the Community College League of California.
     Lay made the dire proclamation on Thursday during a meeting with Chaffey College's faculty and staff.
     Brown's spending plan, which assumes voters approve a $12 billion extension of existing temporary taxes in a June election, would eliminate funding for 67,856 full-time students across California. Chaffey College would lose $3.7 million, or 1,716 students.
     If the tax revenues are taken off the table, community colleges would need to cut an additional $500 million in each of the next five years, according to the league.
. . .
     To make sure the worst case scenario does not become a reality, Lay suggested faculty and staff lobby the public about the potential consequences to enrollment numbers and classes.
     "If you ask voters 'Do you want to raise taxes?' they will say no," he said. "If you ask voters 'Do you want to continue pay the same taxes to avoid cuts in K-12 schools, higher education, health and human services?' they will say 'Of course.' Otherwise, $12 billion in cuts will double to $24 billion in cuts in order to balance the budget. It's pretty stark."
     Lay also urged the audience to look for ways to "work smart" in order to graduate more students or help them transfer to four-year institutions….

• Change.org Petition Calls for Kaplan U. to Be Shut Down (Inside Higher Ed). See also Chronicle of Higher Education

Thursday, January 27, 2011

A tattered flag, delayed Genslerian destruction, and pleasant, weird-assed sculptures

I took these pictures today at Irvine Valley College. This, of course, is our tattered American flag, flying above the California bear on a pole next to the Administration Building. (Click on the graphics to enlarge them.)
A closeup. Have you read Clark Nova's piece about our beleagured flag? Focusing on the flag's miserable condition, Clark argues that the college is in violation of U.S. flag code. Apparently, we need to scare up some vets or Boy Scouts to burn the poor thing and put it out of its misery.
Steevo contacted me today, insisting that I view a "big crack" on the corner of the A300 Building. That's the building that, ten or so years ago, was (as we say around here) "turned inside out" by Dean Howard "Hilton" Gensler. Maybe the strain of that dystopian transformation has belatedly caused these unsightly spasms of decrepitude. Gosh.
I closeup. It's all very Genslerian, I feel: the fakitude of the "brick and mortar" revealed, showing the shitty plywood within. Elsewhere on campus, they've replaced the fake brick with "fake stucco." Or so says the Reb.

Rebel Girl was inspired by the A300 "crack" to dig up this big crack.
Mostly, though, it was a pleasant day at the college. (Great weather!) The place generally looks good. I'm even getting to like all those weird-assed sculptures that punctuate the lawns, like that spacey red gizmo at right, which, unless I am very much mistaken, is entitled, "Irvine's warmth." (Click on graphic.)

CHE's profile of this year's freshmen

A Profile of This Year's Freshmen (Chronicle of Higher Education)
Click on graphic or link
• Ronald Reagan as Dad, a Sunny Stranger (New York Times)
• Record Level of Stress Found in College Freshmen (New York Times)
When our adjuncts had an office, this was it.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Hope is a tattered flag—Or: IVC billows with hope



by Clark Nova
January 26, 2011


¶¶ The Red, White and Blue on IVC’s A100 flagstaff is faded, tattered and worn—and has been for quite some time. It looks like sh*t.
¶¶ The U.S. flag code demands that the American flag be treated with dignity and respect—respect, one might suppose, for the founding principles (aside from white supremacy and genocide), and not just out of respect for war veterans, deserving though they may be.
¶¶ The phrase “flag code” actually refers to not one, but three, separate components of US Code: Title 4, Chapter 1, which pertains to the nature of the flag itself; Title 18, Chapter 33, Section 700 which refers to criminal penalties for flag desecration; and Title 36, Chapter 3, which describes proper patriotic customs and observances.
¶¶ The flag code pointedly states that the national banner should never be “displayed, used, or stored in such a manner as to permit it to be easily torn, soiled, or damaged in any way.” —Such as on your front lawn for a year, or on a neglected flag pole indefinitely.

¶¶ The flag code permits display on or near the main administration building of a public institution. The IVC flag is in fact displayed each and every day—and night too—come rain, sleet, hail, high wind, fog or dew.
¶¶ Hmmm. That might explain its sorry condition.
¶¶ The flag code states that the flag should be flown “only from sunrise to sunset.” On the other hand, it also states that the flag may be displayed “twenty-four hours a day” so as “to create a patriotic effect”—if, and only if, it is “properly illuminated during the hours of darkness.”
¶¶ IVC’s flag is designed to be illuminated, but the lamp ceased functioning many months (or years?) ago. Or maybe the college is saving electricity.
¶¶ Surprisingly, the flag code states that it is permissible to leave the flag out in the rain, but it must be “an all-weather flag.” The IVC flag appears to be made of cotton, or some such similarly degradable material.
¶¶ Our sad flag doesn’t seem to be the all-weather kind.

¶¶ Recently, a flea-bitten flag, flown by a Florida real estate agent, was stolen by an outraged Army vet. Allegedly, the agent flew his flag in a ragged state because it “accurately depicted the nation's current situation.”
¶¶ Perhaps IVC’s flag is also being flown in a disreputable condition to protest conditions nationwide. (Bush Administration war crimes? Violent Tea Party rhetoric? Lax Arizona gun laws?)
¶¶ Or perhaps not. Perhaps in the scramble to construct new classrooms, fire and hire deans, redo summer schedules, and whatnot, Old Glory has taken a back seat.
¶¶ Or maybe we can’t afford a new Old Glory.
¶¶ The Flag Code states that “The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning.”
¶¶ Yep, burning. The ceremony is typically carried out by an Army veteran color guard, or by a local Boy Scout Troop.
¶¶ This reporter votes for Boy Scouts.
(Above: according to the flag code, the flag should never be used as apparel, bedding, or drapery. It’s easy to see why.)

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