Thursday, September 24, 2009

The September meeting of the SOCCCD board of trustees—LIVE from the Ronnie Reagan room!


6:22

[Video now available here.] Hey, it's 6:22, and the September meeting of the SOCCCD board of trustees is about to begin. Yup, I see Raghu: he's confabbin' with the student trustee. Her name is Bi'Anca. She's chirpy! (See Tracy's Board Meeting Highlights.)

Don's scratchin' his head. Tom is wandering around like a geezer at an old folks home. Now he's playin' with one of the twelve or so flags up there. One of the ten (yup, I counted 'em) U.S. flags isn't straight enough for 'im. Tug. He's fixed it!

John Williams looks as pleased as punch. Don't know why. God, he's stupid.

Gotta go! They've commenced legislatin'!

6:27

So, Mr. Clerk, what actions were taken in the closed session?

“We’ve accomplished nothing,” reported Tom.

"And he means that," muttered Don. Laughter.

6:32


Fuentes is yammering about the Part-Time prof of the year..... Big applause.

They love these awards and resolutions... This is gonna take a while. Later!
...
Did I mention that, during his invocation, Don told the Lord that ours is the "freest nation on the planet"? Our soldiers, he told the Godster, are “doing Your work in spreading liberty and freedom.” Really. He actually said that.

Bill Jay got all excited about Don's run for Assembly. He's supporting Don! Don got all teary-eyed. (Well, no.)

Tom Fuentes gave his report. At one point, he noted that "Bill Hewitt even gave me a hug!" Wow.

Once again, Williams had no report. That's a great strategy, John: when in doubt, shuddup. Marcia went on and on about some waterfall. I don't know what she was saying. Good hair though.

Chancellor Raghu P. Mathur seemed to love a 9-11 speech that Bob Cosgrove had given. He even went to lunch with Bob. Gosh. What's going on?

7:19

Nancy Padberg pulled item 5.16 from the consent calendar. It's a request for the Orlando, FL conference. (No doubt, the request was made by Orlando Boy--John Williams.) Nancy explained that she raises this objection every year concerning this conference. It is very expensive, and she plans to vote "no."

That generated no discussion at all. In the end, only Nancy voted against the Orlando request.

What's the matter with these people?



7:22

Item 6.4 concerned some board policies, including those governing smoking. Don got all bent out of shape about restricting adults and their smoking. (He was having one of his Libertarian spasms.) We should restrict adults no more than is required by the law, he declared.

Dave Lang expressed his desire that our colleges be no-smoke zones. Tom said something about making exceptions for cigars. Har har.

Man, they sure went through items fast! The basic aid thing went through without comment (IVC was upped to $1.7 million, I think, when we weren't lookin').

Reports from governance groups, etc., were unremarkable.

Lisa Davis Allen reported for the first time as the IVC Academic Senate Prez. That went well.

Bob C recognized Wendy G for her years of service. Bob was pleased that, owing to our squirreling away so much basic aid moola, we can do some super-cool hiring. A real opportunity, he said.

Haggerty of faculty union: blah, blah, blah...

Sheesh, the meeting was over by 7:40! I'm outa here!

Greed is not good


Check out Matt Coker’s preview of the UCI “walkout” today: UC Irvine Faculty, Students, Staff to Teach In, Turn On, Walk Out Today.

Ah, yes, then there’s Manohla Dargis’ review of Michael Moore’s new movie, Capitalism: a Love Story (Greed Is Good? He Begs to Differ):

As it happens, the most galvanizing words in the movie come not from the current president but from [Franklin D.] Roosevelt, who in 1944 called for a “second bill of rights,” asserting that “true individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence.” The image of this visibly frail president, who died the next year, appealing to our collective conscience — and mapping out an American future that remains elusive — is moving beyond words. And chilling: “People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made.” It’s a brilliant moment of cinema both for the man delivering the speech and for Mr. Moore, who smartly realized that he’d found one other voice that needed to be as loud as his own.
Don’t forget: board meeting tonight.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Odd exits, jeering louts, sunny days

Religious protesters sometimes bring out the worst in students (Photo by 13 Stoploss)

Here are a couple of curious stories about one-time SOCCCD denizens.

KATHIE HODGE:


The Fullerton College Hornet reports today that “Dr. Sam Schauerman was approved at last night’s NOCCCD Board of Trustees meeting to become the interim president of Fullerton College….” (Former administrator makes return to FC.)

He’ll be taking over the job from current President Kathleen Hodge—who, you’ll recall, was the Chancellor of the SOCCCD during a stormy period eight or nine years ago.

According to the Hornet, “Hodge will be relieved from her duties as president and will start her new career of Vice Chancellor of Instruction of the NOCCCD to work on the development of a new Education and Facilities Master Plan after the six years she served as FC president.”

Gosh, they make it sound like a death sentence.

JESS CRAIG:

Meanwhile, over at Orange Coast College, Jess Craig, the VP of Student Services—he used to do that at IVC—was placed on paid administrative leave by the Coast Community College District board. That happened last week. (Jess Craig put on leave.)

What’s that all about? Didn’t Craig recently announce his plans to retire at the end of the year? Yup.

It gets worse. According to yesterday’s Coast Report,
In addition to the administrative leave, sources said the district has launched an investigation into complaints about Craig apparently voiced by students. Those complaints were sent to the district board but the exact reason for the investigation hasn’t been released.
There’ve been lots of strange exits going on over there in the past year or so. Have any of them been explained? Don't think so.

UNPOPULAR RELIGIOUS PROTESTS:



FULLERTON COLLEGE:

Earnest right-wing religious protesters are making the rounds these days. According to today's Fullerton College Hornet, “Members of the non-profit group, Survivors of the Abortion Holocaust, appeared once again on … campus on Monday.” (Removed group repeats its ranting)

They brought their big posters—you know, the ones with graphic photos. And, as their moniker implies, they make a big point of comparing abortions in this country to the Holocaust.

Naturally, this pisses some people off.

SADDLEBACK COLLEGE:

A right-wing, sign-wielding regular has been showing up at our colleges (in the SOCCCD) again (Students clash with religious demonstrator). According to the Saddleback College Lariat, in-your-face demonstrator Paul Mitchell is back with his obnoxious sign (“girly-men” are going to hell, sex is bad) and bombastic rants, instigating unfortunate scenes:
A crowd surrounded Mitchell as he stood on the quad. Several students began heckling Mitchell as he spoke, interrupting his speech on how alcohol and sexual relations were sinful. At one point a student, Jeff Deppe, 20, undecided, jumped up beside Mitchell and held up his binder, which featured a large photograph of marijuana on the cover. … The crowd continued to jeer Mitchell and cheer Deppe as Deppe shouted, “smoke weed!”
I love the detail: “undecided.”

But something tells me that Deppe and his friends are, well, louts.

IVC:

A similar scene unfolded today at IVC. At about noon, I walked near the vast grassy zone in front of the Student Services Building and spotted Mitchell, his big nasty sign, and a crowd of jeering students.

It didn’t feel right. I walked over and witnessed a semi-ugly scene of students jeering and taunting the guy. Pretty soon, students were jumping up next to him for photographs. I gave 'em a death stare.

I talked to an administrator hoping to get a cop out there to keep things cool. I don’t know what happened next.

I've gotta say, the slightly mob-like quality of the student crowd was much uglier than Mitchell’s buffoonish routine. (I know: some of these kids just want to counter Mitchell's rhetoric, and perhaps they don't realize how dicey these confrontations can be.)

Hey, even Mitchell has a right to tell us what really matters to him. These kids don’t seem to understand that.

That’s not good. That's not good at all.

All photos by 13 Stoploss/Jason, Sept. '08. For more, see Paul at IVC and Paul at PCC



I'll take liberty, please.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Orders from on high


Must be great bein’ the king.
Gary Robbins reports that Chapman U’s ubiquitous (and annoying) President James Doti has “asked his faculty to make their classes tougher after alumni said in a survey that they wished that some of their course work had been more challenging.” (Chapman president: Make courses tougher.)

This happened at a faculty retreat last month. Or so said the student newspaper.

Chapman routinely surveys its alumni (reports Gary). Graduates rate how challenging their courses have been, and the score has slid from 3.98 (out of 5) in 2001 to 3.9 in 2007.

Doti notes that Chapman is more selective than it used to be, student-wise, and these new and improved students want tougher classes.

The President was asked what faculty might do:
Doti said faculty could do such things as “assign more papers and expect better work in those papers.” In areas like economics, a teacher might “go from general questions about how the Federal Reserve works to asking how the fed would react in a specific setting if certain things happened. The students would have to do a lot more digging for information.”
No word on how Chapman’s faculty feel about all this.

I don’t know about Chapman, but, in general, standards have been sliding in higher ed for a long time. Recently, I noted recent reports on grade inflation and the curious factoid that, at many colleges (including those of the SOCCCD), Bs are more commonly awarded than C’s.

At our colleges, by far the most common grade awarded is an A.

Saddleback College’s PE division seems to give away A’s like M&Ms. I think a student in a Saddleback PE class has to show up to classes with a six-pack of Bud and then go sleep in the grass to get a C. If they just show up with the six-pack, that’s a B.

I’m just guessin’.

I’m all in favor of faculty recognizing the Great A Giveaway issue and then developing solutions. But it would piss me off if, suddenly, the college president (or, say, some old guy from the alumni association with a stack of survey forms) showed up and said, “Faculty, you need to get tougher. Go do that.”

There’s a right way and a wrong way to do these things. Orders from on high are almost always a bad idea.

I remember the spring of 2003, here at IVC. We learned that, according to the college’s Vice President of Instruction (a very wealthy fellow these days, it seems), faculty were to cease discussing the war in Iraq.

Just like that.

Later, we asked the VPI for clarification of the administration’s policy concerning discussion of the war. The VPI paused. He then advised us not to pursue clarification, for we might not like what we’d get.

He couldn't have given a worse answer.

Rebel Girl's Poetry Corner: "call it our life"

Here's a poem for the change in season and for other things too. The Santa Anas came back today, rising quickly this morning as if someone had simply found the switch and turned the wind on, hot and high. Leaves are falling from the trees that have held them all year, branches too. Summer's over. The Fire Watch folks are out in force in the canyons, with their orange vests and radios, binoculars slung about their necks. After all, the arsonist of October 2007 is still at large.

Here's a poem by Philip Levine, who lives and works in Fresno. Rebel Girl addressed an envelope to him the other day. He should be receiving it right about now.


Our Valley

We don't see the ocean, not ever, but in July and August
when the worst heat seems to rise from the hard clay
of this valley, you could be walking through a fig orchard
when suddenly the wind cools and for a moment
you get a whiff of salt, and in that moment you can almost
believe something is waiting beyond the Pacheco Pass,
something massive, irrational, and so powerful even
the mountains that rise east of here have no word for it.


You probably think I'm nuts saying the mountains
have no word for ocean, but if you live here
you begin to believe they know everything.
They maintain that huge silence we think of as divine,
a silence that grows in autumn when snow falls
slowly between the pines and the wind dies
to less than a whisper and you can barely catch
your breath because you're thrilled and terrified.


You have to remember this isn't your land.
It belongs to no one, like the sea you once lived beside
and thought was yours. Remember the small boats
that bobbed out as the waves rode in, and the men
who carved a living from it only to find themselves
carved down to nothing. Now you say this is home,
so go ahead, worship the mountains as they dissolve in dust,
wait on the wind, catch a scent of salt, call it our life.


We're going to hell in a handbasket

Tom DeLay is the world’s biggest a**hole


Homosexuality is inflicted on people!

Monday, September 21, 2009

Orlando Boy strikes again

I briefly perused the agenda for Thursday’s meeting of the SOCCCD board of trustees.

Item 5.16 caught my eye. It is “trustees’ requests for attending conferences.”

What with the economy tanking, you'd think these people would minimize conference plane travel in order to reduce costs. It does appear that most trustees have done exactly that.

But there is one request. It concerns the following conference:
Association of Governing Boards, ORLANDO, FLORIDA (3/19-3/23)
Naturally, the “Chancellor recommends that the BOT approve/ratify the Trustees’ requests….”

No information is provided concerning which trustee or trustees requested funds for the Orlando conference. The estimated cost: $2,000 per person.

Trustee John Williams, who has family in Florida, has attended several district-paid-for conferences in Florida--usually in Orlando.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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