Thursday, September 24, 2009

The September meeting of the SOCCCD board of trustees—LIVE from the Ronnie Reagan room!


6:22

[Video now available here.] Hey, it's 6:22, and the September meeting of the SOCCCD board of trustees is about to begin. Yup, I see Raghu: he's confabbin' with the student trustee. Her name is Bi'Anca. She's chirpy! (See Tracy's Board Meeting Highlights.)

Don's scratchin' his head. Tom is wandering around like a geezer at an old folks home. Now he's playin' with one of the twelve or so flags up there. One of the ten (yup, I counted 'em) U.S. flags isn't straight enough for 'im. Tug. He's fixed it!

John Williams looks as pleased as punch. Don't know why. God, he's stupid.

Gotta go! They've commenced legislatin'!

6:27

So, Mr. Clerk, what actions were taken in the closed session?

“We’ve accomplished nothing,” reported Tom.

"And he means that," muttered Don. Laughter.

6:32


Fuentes is yammering about the Part-Time prof of the year..... Big applause.

They love these awards and resolutions... This is gonna take a while. Later!
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Did I mention that, during his invocation, Don told the Lord that ours is the "freest nation on the planet"? Our soldiers, he told the Godster, are “doing Your work in spreading liberty and freedom.” Really. He actually said that.

Bill Jay got all excited about Don's run for Assembly. He's supporting Don! Don got all teary-eyed. (Well, no.)

Tom Fuentes gave his report. At one point, he noted that "Bill Hewitt even gave me a hug!" Wow.

Once again, Williams had no report. That's a great strategy, John: when in doubt, shuddup. Marcia went on and on about some waterfall. I don't know what she was saying. Good hair though.

Chancellor Raghu P. Mathur seemed to love a 9-11 speech that Bob Cosgrove had given. He even went to lunch with Bob. Gosh. What's going on?

7:19

Nancy Padberg pulled item 5.16 from the consent calendar. It's a request for the Orlando, FL conference. (No doubt, the request was made by Orlando Boy--John Williams.) Nancy explained that she raises this objection every year concerning this conference. It is very expensive, and she plans to vote "no."

That generated no discussion at all. In the end, only Nancy voted against the Orlando request.

What's the matter with these people?



7:22

Item 6.4 concerned some board policies, including those governing smoking. Don got all bent out of shape about restricting adults and their smoking. (He was having one of his Libertarian spasms.) We should restrict adults no more than is required by the law, he declared.

Dave Lang expressed his desire that our colleges be no-smoke zones. Tom said something about making exceptions for cigars. Har har.

Man, they sure went through items fast! The basic aid thing went through without comment (IVC was upped to $1.7 million, I think, when we weren't lookin').

Reports from governance groups, etc., were unremarkable.

Lisa Davis Allen reported for the first time as the IVC Academic Senate Prez. That went well.

Bob C recognized Wendy G for her years of service. Bob was pleased that, owing to our squirreling away so much basic aid moola, we can do some super-cool hiring. A real opportunity, he said.

Haggerty of faculty union: blah, blah, blah...

Sheesh, the meeting was over by 7:40! I'm outa here!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

What about the belly dancer?

Anonymous said...

Which one?

Anonymous said...

A board meeting barely an hour long? Wow. Things have changed.

Anonymous said...

Things have changed. Good work Don and Company.

Anonymous said...

DON AHD TO GET HOME IN TIME FOR HIS FAVORITE TV SHOW.

HE'S OUTTA HERE FOLKS.

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