Saturday, December 13, 2008

A few of our favorite graphics

From DISSENT the BLOG
Tom Fuentes always seemed like a Rat Packer to me. He's the "chairman of the board."

From DISSENT the BLOG
They kept the little one for Spencer Covert.

From DISSENT the BLOG
Don Wagner looks good in pink, doncha think?

From DISSENT the BLOG
He has a "spiritual mother," you know. Plus he has the Lord on his side.

From DISSENT the BLOG
Our Ford.

From DISSENT the BLOG publico!
Tom Fuentes as the Man in Black, Satan with a guitar.

From DISSENT the BLOG publico!
Enjoying a private moment.

From DISSENT the BLOG publico!
Unfortunately, it wasn't their last.

From DISSENT the BLOG publico!
Shabby Road.

From DISSENT the BLOG publico!
Tom leads by burrowing.

From DISSENT the BLOG publico!
He betrayed people who worked hard for years on his campaigns.

From DISSENT the BLOG publico!
Jesus glasses in South County.

From DISSENT the BLOG publico!
The PAC's unfortunate color scheme.

From DISSENT the BLOG publico!
I see them as traveling through hell, smiling.

From DISSENT the BLOG
Creepy moment during Saddleback commencement.

From DISSENT the BLOG
Next litigant: City of Tustin.

From DISSENT the BLOG
Sunny during the fire (October, 07).

From DISSENT the BLOG
The fire came close.

From Dissent the Blog slide show 1
Powerful men need distractions.

From Dissent the Blog slide show 1
Occasionally, Don tosses out red meat.

From Dissent's Key to Players & Comic Relief
Yes, that's me, in  Mammoth Lakes.

From Dissent's Key to Players & Comic Relief
Tom sees to it that Raghu is well compensated. $300K/year.

From Dissent's Key to Players & Comic Relief
This is how I see John Williams.

From Dissent's Key to Players & Comic Relief
Casper Milquetoast on the outside, arrogant narcissist on the inside.

From Dissent's Key to Players & Comic Relief
Mr. Goo imagines that he is attractive.

From Dissent's Key to Players & Comic Relief
They're a team.

From DISSENT the BLOG
The day Godzilla visited Saddleback College, nobody noticed.

From DISSENT the BLOG

From DtB file S
I've read the transcripts. Meanwhile, Dave was thinking about "more beans."

From DtB file S
Splat! Then: Goo

From DtB file O
Raghu in federal court. Important papers, lost. Very convenient.

From DtB file N
And it's true. 

Friday, December 12, 2008

Williams' last term? Hope so

THE HUMANITIES BUILDING. Here's a quick update on my recent story about Chancellor Mathur's visit with IVC's School of H&L—and the ensuing discussion of the failure to build a Humanities Bldg., despite H&L's prominence and success re offering courses at this college.

Today, I ventured into IVC's Administration Building and found the above picture on the wall. It is quite old.

Yep, folks, once upon a time, long, long ago, we all expected the construction of a Humanities Bldg. Oddly, there are no plans to build such a facility now, despite the recent (and planned) construction of facilities for schools that have been, shall we say, less impressive re enrollments and growth.

WILLIAMS' FINAL TERM IN OFFICE. Marla Jo Fisher on the OC Register’s College Life blog has an update on the trustee stipend story (Trustees delay vote on whether to raise their own pay 67%). She notes that the agenda item—a recommendation to increase trustees’ monthly stipend from $400 to $750—was pulled from last Friday’s agenda in order to “gather more information,” or so said the Chancellor.

From DISSENT the BLOG

She spoke with Trustee John Williams, who told her he tends to support the pay raise. In an email, he stated:

“I’m likely in my final term of office … and do believe trustees should receive compensation commensurate with the position. … I devote a lot of time to the office, especially this year since I’ve been the vice-president of the board, attending events locally and seminars, representing the board/district. I did run the October meeting in the absence of the president. I spent two complete days on two trips walking the floor at the capitol lobbying for community college funding protection for our college district and cc’s in general for example with other trustees and Raghu [Mathur] this past spring.”

It’s a good thing trustees don’t receive compensation commensurate with their IQ, ‘cause, in that case, John would get maybe a nickel a night.
From Mugs
Next month, the board will discuss trustee travel expenses. Williams will have some ‘splainin’ to do, since he routinely costs the district over $500 a night for conference lodging alone. He gets meal and car-rental money also.

REGISTERING TAMPONS? Yesterday, Marla updated us on Tampongate, i.e., the discontinuance of feminine hygiene product dispensers in IVC restrooms. Citing a Lariat article, she informs us that “The only way women can obtain such products now is to trek over to the student health center, where they’re available for free, after students sign some sort of register or document.”

Gosh. I had no idea that they’re registering tampons now. Do they have serial numbers on ‘em?

THE COMPANY CAR. A few weeks ago, some IVC employees mentioned to me that the popular new Police Chief, Will Glen, has been given a new car—a flashy Dodge Charger—that he uses at work and takes home with him. (See the pic below.)


Is that a problem? I asked an administrator, who seemed to think that, since the chief is essentially always on call, the college’s providing him with a car to take home might not be inappropriate.

What do you think?

Our last police chief was escorted off campus by police and the head of HR. Evidently, he had been a very bad boy. His computer was seized.

From DtB file M
What was on it? Not sure. No announcement was made, no explanation was given.

At the time, reliable sources assured me that he and a certain head of maintenance (now long gone) used the college credit card to purchase gas for their personal use. Tsk, tsk.

There are many such tales.
ATEP FUBAR. Yesterday, at IVC's Academic Senate meeting, President Glenn Roquemore updated faculty on developments at the district's ATEP facility in Tustin. The Camelot group is long gone, we were told, but two new groups seek to take their place, and a decision about that will be made soon.

Glenn was very upbeat, but I've been reading documents and letters regarding negotiations between the district and the City of Tustin, and it seems clear that, come April, the city will declare that SOCCCD's progress and planning regarding ATEP is unacceptable to them.

Expect litigation. Lots of it. Near as I can tell, the district is bracing for exactly that. It plans and expects to win.

From ATEP images

From DtB file P

Betty Page, dead at 85.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Not corrupt enough


As you know, Chancellor Raghu P. Mathur makes it a practice to occasionally meet with each of the Schools and Divisions of Saddleback and Irvine Valley colleges. He does this, one might suppose, to establish relationships and to start dialogues.

That's a bad idea. That's because Raghu is the sort of “leader” who is incapable of dealing openly and honestly with people. Working with Raghu means giving him what he wants. And, ultimately, he wants respect, flattery, obeisance. Give ‘im that, and you can do business. Otherwise, forgetaboutit.

Today, Mathur met with Irvine Valley College’s School of Humanities and Languages. It was a mildly unpleasant meeting. Faculty—there were maybe twenty—were mostly silent, reserved, unhappy to be there.
From DtB file M
The only discussion topic was an old complaint. Somehow, despite our School’s consistent high performance, plans to build a Humanities Building or just to provide dedicated classroom space seem always to disappear or to be pushed down the priority list.

Years ago, Raghu visited our School, and some faculty made the mistake of “dialoguing” with him about this issue. His face lit up. He immediately took advantage of the situation. “Ah,” he thought. “They want something!” Suddenly, it seemed, Raghu was our friend. He would advocate for us.

We never heard from him again. That was probably because we didn’t immediately sing his praises.

We didn’t understand the deal.

Today, in the course of the latest discussion of this issue, Raghu suggested—more than once—that a reason that H&L isn’t slated for a new building is that its faculty do not “participate” in the process.

I heard this as, “It’s your own damn fault you don't have enough classrooms to teach in.” Raghu was wagging his finger at us. He loves to wag that finger--especially at us, his most vocal and persistent critics.

Naturally, some of us were pissed. One instructor got up and left the room.

If Raghu’s word “participate” were to refer to sharing in the work of making IVC a better college, then no one would suggest that H&L does not “participate.”

In Raghu-world, “participate” is code. It means: lobby me. Tell me what you can do for me.

I sat there thinking that it would be lovely to work in a district where decisions about the construction of new facilities and buildings would be based on need and effectiveness and bang-for-buck. In such a district, probably, the School of H&L would have had its own building long ago.
From DtB file G
It may well be that our School would be wise to pursue a building aggressively—not with Raghu, but within the processes of the college. That means competing for attention, ultimately, and that sucks, but I guess we can live with that.

But I can’t see any of us ever working with Raghu P. Mathur. We're just not corrupt enough.

From DtB file G

The IVC "Hometown Hero" corruption trial shocks and delights

From 9-11 ceremony
Things are getting especially special at the “IVC Hometown Hero” corruption trial. According to the OC Reg (Carona trial: FBI agent tells of 'secret closet' in sheriff's office),
The government's final witness in the public corruption trial of ex-sheriff Mike Carona testified Wednesday that FBI agents removed files on concealed weapons permits and volunteer reserves that were stashed in a "secret closet" in Sheriff's Department headquarters.

FBI Agent Jon Habben said he and other investigators found the hidden room in Carona's old office on May 23, 2008 – after they were alerted by then-Acting Sheriff Jack Anderson.
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Anderson, who took over temporarily after Carona stepped down in January, led agents to a supply room closet where there was a "hidden button" to open a door, Habben said.
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"I have discovered that inside the closet is a concealed button that activates an electronic latch which opens a secret compartment door that leads to a secondary small room," Anderson wrote in a confidential memo that was obtained by the Register. "Inside this clandestine smaller room is stored two computer towers, two monitors, a keyboard, a power backup unit, and a safe."

Habben, who is the government's 34th witness, will continue testifying Thursday….

UPDATE (12/11): a friend informs me that FBI agent Jon Habben is a former IVC student. It's a small world, I guess.


Naked people invaded Chapman University today

Even Beelzebub had a mentor

Did you know that trustee Tom Fuentes had a mentor?

No, not Richard Nixon, although Tom did suggest that Irvine's "Great Park" be named after him. Tom’s mentor was Orange County supervisor Ronald Caspers, who disappeared in 1974, along with nine other people, just nine days after his reelection.

I found this old New York Times article:

June 17, 1974, Monday
Search for yacht Shooting Star, which has been missing since June 13 off coast of Baja Calif, continues on June 16. Sailboat, dinghy and various pieces of furniture from yacht are recovered off coast of Mexico. Among passengers is Orange County Supervisor Ronald W Caspers (S).

Governor Ronald Reagan appointed Thomas Riley to replace Caspers in September of 1974.

As I was researching Caspers—there’s virtually no information about him—I came across an OC Weekly article that noted that Tom “once told the Los Angeles Times that he could ‘tell you the registration of the people in a house by observing the neatness of the lawn and what cars are in the driveway.’”

Fuentes is one swell guy.
From DtB file R

We won't have Ruiz to kick around anymore

From DtB file Q
On the Reg’s College Life blog, Marilyn posts about Armando Ruiz’s successor on the Coast Community College District board of trustees (The Changing of the Coast Guard: Coast Community College District Has a New Board Member and a New Board):
There’s a new board in town, with a new kid, too…. The new “kid,” or new trustee, is Lorraine Prinsky, who won the Trustee Area 3 seat from 25-year-incumbent, Armando Ruiz, in a heated contest. Dr. Lorraine Prinsky, who is a sociology professor at California State University, Fullerton, will be ceremonially sworn in (she was officially sworn in a few days prior) to her new position as a Board of Trustees member for the Coast Community College District. Prinsky’s place at the trustee table is not a small thing, as she is replacing Armando Ruiz, who held that seat for two decades. Prinksy and the citizens who elected her promise change….

Meanwhile, Marla Jo Fisher posts that the CSU TA strike has been postponed (Teaching assistants won’t strike today after all):
Union officials called off a strike by teaching assistants that had been hastily planned for this morning, after being ordered late Monday night.
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The primary sticking issue between the union and CSU has been whether student academic employees would receive tuition waivers similar to those received at most other universities….

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

A delightful cookie soirée

The always-adventurous and gregarious Lisa and David held a fine "cookie soirée" in the A200 faculty lounge today at Irvine Valley College. The cookie count was high, and the coffee was good, albeit presented in a cardboard box.

Denizens of the college traveled from as far afield as A100 to join in the java 'n' chocolate-chippian merriment. Hell, some of the people were total strangers to me. I said "Hi" anyway.

David's mom made most of the cookies, I think. They were great, although the white ones reminded me of the Monsanto "House of the Future" at Disneyland, which I'm told they've squirreled away in the basement next to Mr. Toad.

Lisa was as pleased as punch. She's quite the community organizer, you know--and an anarchist, like Professor Chomsky.

People came in waves. Each time, Lisa chased me out there to be friendly and smile like a dope, but that was OK. Everybody was nice and a good time was had by all.

I ate one too many cookies and so I'm now descending into a diabetic coma, but I need some sleep anyway.

Be on the lookout for Lisa and David's next soirée, which will feature the return of "yellow cake" and Uncle Buster's special phosphorescent Key lime pie. Yum!

Took some pics on the way home. You can tell, I guess, that the coma started kicking in. Whatever.



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