Wednesday, September 1, 2021

Mixology for the Mixed Up!

by Red Emma 

🎵 It’s Delightful, 
  🎵 It’s Delicious,
🎵 It’s Dewormer! 

     Hey, anti-vaxxers, COVID deniers or vaccine hesitants! Here are three new takes on old mixological favorites, creative ways to self-medicate without government interference or medical oversight. Whether drinking alone or definitely not socially distanced, by yourself or in a big mega-MAGA group of other freedom-loving non-mask wearing imbibers (of Fox News and conspiracy theories, New Age nonsense or just plain All-American live free or die, die, die ideology), these horse dewormer-infused new instant classics with a very special veterinary medicine ingredient will provide relief via an intoxicating non-medical alternative treatment while also affirming your worldview. Feel good while you feel bad, worse and, finally feel nothing at all!

Cheers!

 

Experimint Julep 💣 💀

2 tablets Ivermectin (2 x 0.15 mg.) 

24 mint leaves 
4 teaspoons powdered sugar 
12 ounces bourbon 
crushed ice 
mint leaf to garnish 


Seizurac 🎱 🚑

4 tablets Ivermectin (4 x 0.15 mg.) 
1/4 teaspoon anise-flavored liqueur 
1/2 teaspoon water 
2 dashed Peychaud bitters 
ice cubes 
1/4 cup rye whiskey 
1 lemon twist to garnish 


Mississippi Bourbon (Sucker) Punch 🐎 🏇 😜

10 tablets Ivermectin (10 x 0.15 mg.) 
2 (750 milliliter) bottles dry muscadine wine, chilled 
1 (12-oz.) bottle grenadine, chilled 
1 1/2 cups chilled bourbon 
1 cup chilled cranberry juice 
8 cups ice cubes 
1 (12-oz.) can lemon-lime soft drink, chilled 
1 cup chilled club soda 
Orange slices, red and green muscadine halves to garnish



12 comments:

Bob said...

Difficult for some folks to listen to doctors, scientists, sensible politicians: sad really.

But look at how many others are put at risk: sad, dangerous.

May we look back at this time in years to come and hope larger numbers of people will learn from this illness and the failure of some to heed sound advice: sad, dangerous, and unsettling.

Anonymous said...

Most serious problem that this country is facing now — many educated fools taking over the medical profession. The last survey on whether students should get vaccinated or not is ridiculous! So you’re asking the faculty? Your blogs are exposing your district to all kinds of lawsuit!

Roy Bauer said...

So, 12:02, you don't offer an argument, just the descriptor "fools" for medical leaders. Get an education, dude.

Anonymous said...

Quite apt, Roy.

Wild accusations without evidence is the sign that additional education is needed for that writer. We are ignorant when we "ignore" evidence. Please read more widely.

Anonymous said...

8:38 pm, vaccination is something that should be mandated by the health department, not you FOOLS — that’s my argument!

Anonymous said...

More Cole Porter please!

Anonymous said...

That would be great if your district mandates a monthly DRUG TEST for all faculty! Drug dependents…

Anonymous said...

2:15 pm you got it right! Feel free to ignore the news, but read the comments below this video— https://www.foxnews.com/politics/cdc-tightened-masking-guidelines-after-threats-from-teachers-union

Anonymous said...

6:51 pm Thank you for sharing, but it’s not easy to cancel the union membership especially if you’re a part-timer. I want to cancel mine but I’m afraid of being retaliated against as these union leaders work with the district behind the scene. As someone mentioned, it’s a quid pro quo.

One comment on this video that clearly resonates with someone’s post on the other blog…
jgv24 9 hours ago
“So the ‘science’ they were following was the teacher’s union and not really scientists. The union represents science teachers so that must have been close enough for the CDC. I worked in public education for 25 years and am proud that I never joined nor sent a single penny to any union. My first year as a teacher I saw the union aggressively defend teachers who committed egregious offenses and I saw them that education was not anything they actually cared anything about.”

*I noticed that comments are not usually visible on smartphones but can be viewed on your desktop.

This is so TRUE!

Anonymous said...

Back in the 90s we took back control from a corrupt union at SOCCCD--we were not vigilant enough to see what was happening. But we organized, reached out to the state union and corrected the problem. Good unions are the only things we have between full and Part time faculty and poor or weak administrators that come along from time to time.

Anonymous said...

I’ve been with the district for over two decades. Still same corrupt union run by a few. Part-timers are left out and represented by only one part-timer at the negotiation table. .. Part-timers are not vigilant enough… they should form their own union!

Anonymous said...

Thank you 8:14… here’s more:
https://youtu.be/One2NcWAEEw

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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