Saturday, September 14, 2013

Milestone

Separating from its owner at a rate of 11 miles per second
     Glenn Roquemore’s brain has left the solar system, boldly going where no cerebrum has gone before.
     Thirty-six years after it rocketed away from Earth, the peanut-oil-powered gray matter has escaped the sun's influence and is now cruising 11 1/2 billion miles away in interstellar space, or the vast, cold emptiness between the stars, "much like the void between Roquemore's ears," NASA said Thursday.
     And just in case it encounters intelligent life out there, it is epoxied to a gold-plated, 1970s-era phonograph record of “Muskrat Love.”
     Never before has a human brain left the solar system as it is commonly understood.
     "We made it," said an ecstatic Ed Stone, the mission's chief scientist, who waited decades for this moment. "We fucking made it."
     NASA celebrated by playing the "Star Trek" theme at a news conference in Washington. Then "Muskrat Love."
     Repeated efforts to reach Roquemore, longtime president of Irvine Valley College, were unsuccessful.
     According to a spokeperson for the college, "Dr. Roquemore is busy running the college, which isn't easy, as you can well imagine."

Voyager 1 leaves solar system – video (The Guardian)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I once passed a milestone. Oh, no, that was a kidney stone. Ouch.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

  This ran in the Sunday December 24, 2023 edition of the Los Angeles Times and the Orange County Register : July 14, 1955 - November 20, 2...