Wednesday, March 2, 2011

A furry troll

Furry troll
     SHIRTLESS CHAPMANIAN REPUBLICANS. Just wanted to mention that our pal Vern is having fun today with Chapman U. I even joined in the fun.

     THE IVC "MASTER PLAN." I keep meaning to report on that big “master planning” all-college meeting at IVC the other day, but I’ve been way too busy, what with a job and all (plus a four-and-a-half hour DMV experience yesterday). I could only attend the first half hour of the meeting, and things only started jumpin’ after I left.
     I’m told that, at the meeting, administration announced that there will be some kind of Humanities and Languages Building after all! Haven’t nailed down the details yet. Something about a two story version of a remodeled A400—and then the construction of something new, a couple of years later. I'll try to nail down the specifics.
     So I guess some of that caterwauling (not just DtB's) that “humanists” have been doing in the last few weeks has produced results. Good.
     Evidently, gkkworks (the architectural/planning/construction firm) was overwhelmed by the fact that people actually emailed ideas to ‘em; so they weren’t prepared to, like, write back or nothin’. Their little gizmo with the rat wheel flat broke down. That explains their blowin' off our inputtery. That's the story, anyway.

     THE "INDIAN" CONNECTION. I’ve been doing a little research, and it turns out that gkkworks is guided by a fella named Praful Kulkarni. According to his bio,
Kulkarni started GKK Corporation in 1991, backed by two investors whom he bought out within five years. Besides expanding throughout California, he wanted to establish operations in India—both to secure work in that country as well as tap into less expensive labor for its projects in the U.S.
     He's from India, eh? Outsourcing to the homeland, are we?
     Well, one of my top secret imbedded sources (Deep Coat) recently told me that there’s some kinda district or professional rule according to which these companies are supposed to be “rotated” so that they don’t get worrisomely cozy with our district/colleges. And that rotation thing doesn’t seem to apply to gkkworks: they were involved in ATEP planning/construction and, of course, they’re now involved in planning the next phase of construction at the two colleges.
     So why, I asked, is gkkworks an exception to this rule? What gives?
     Deep Coat stared at me in silence.
     I said: “Um, could it be that the former Chancellor, Raghu P. Mathur was pleased to find that the Big Cheese at gkkworks hails from India?” I asked.
     Deep Coat didn’t move a muscle. He continued to stare.
     But his eyes danced.
     Well, that’s good enough for me!

     AN UGLY, FURRY TROLL. Recently, some (all?) of us received a slightly outré invitation from the "Project Director" of the “Teacher Preparation Pipeline Grant,” whatever that is. According to the email,
The Office of Career Technical Education and Workforce Development at Irvine Valley College is excited to offer you the opportunity to present the best of your teaching tips and tools--those things that you wish you had known when you first started teaching--at one of our Teacher Preparation Pipeline (TPP) workshops this spring at IVC. The college will be conducting a series of workshops to support new, adjunct and full-time instructors in their professional development endeavors surrounding teaching and learning.
     Well, OK, whatever.
     Oddly, next, somebody named Robert emailed the whole freakin' universe with the following grammatically subcollegiate response:
Thank you for the invitation I am not interested.
     OK.
     But then we were all spammed with this further response from the notorious Patrick Fennel of Saddleback College:
Is this for real? Count me out of your Cult Re-education Program—Patrick J. Fennell, Ph.D
     I don’t often hear from Patrick, but when I do, it’s always something like this.
     Cult Re-education Program? A bit of an over-reaction, doncha think?
     Patrick is a theatrical fellow. Years ago, I was at a restaurant somewhere down in South County with a friend. Suddenly, two booths over, an ugly, furry little troll stood up. It pointed at me (like Donald Sutherland in Invasion of the Body Snatchers) and bellowed:
     “He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword!”
     The poor fellow trembled like a leaf. It was as though he were challenging Beelzebub Hisself!
     My companion looked at me and asked, “Who the hell is that?”
     “Ignore him,” I said. “It’s just Patrick J. Fennell.”

     NANCY’S ON THE CASE! Be sure to check out Tere’s most recent SOCCCD “Update.” It includes the immortal lines, “‘I can see him breathing and sweating,’ [Padberg] said.” The “him” is none other than Homer, “a wireless high fidelity human patient simulator.”

Patrick J. Fennell spotted on campus with two pals:

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I didn't know Patrick had friends. Gosh.

homegirl said...

This has to go down in history as one of your best blog entries.

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