The SOCCCD Board of Trustees meets on Monday, the 22nd. You can download the agenda here.
I only just started perusing the dang thing. I noticed the usual “Trustees’ Requests for Attending Conferences,” which is always fun. (Item 5.19)
Naturally, “the Chancellor recommends that the Board … approve/ratify the Trustees’ requests….”
Looks like the trustees are really cooling their jets in the travel department, but there is one item: two days at a “safety” conference in Long Beach at $320 per person—registration costs, I guess. As usual, the info provided (about exactly what this money pays for) is unclear and unhelpful. This pattern is a kind of endless FU-gesture to the Brown Act.
Item 5.3 is the celebrated—and sometimes controversial—“Study Abroad Program to Santander, Spain.” Back in 2005, trustee Tom Fuentes and his pals nixed the program in part because Spain “has abandoned our fighting men and women” by pulling its troops out of Iraq. The world guffawed.
Another Fuentean complaint was the cost per student. It appears that the cost per student for the 2010 trip depends on how many students sign up. It’s $163 per day (per student) for 20-24 students, $154 per day for 25-29 students, or $151 per day for 30 or more students. (Evidently, this includes airfare and medical insurance.)
Such a deal!
It will be interesting to see if Board President Don Wagner maintains his objections to this popular program now that, um, that nasty umbilical cord to Tom is cut, stomped upon, smashed against a wall, and burned.
Item 5.5 is odd. Apparently, $3,400 is needed to complete the “cosmetology” program review. Saddleback College’s cosmetology department “contracts with Lake Forest Beauty College.” The college has a new owner, it seems. “The program review,” we’re told, “is b being [sic] completed by the new ownership.”
What this boils down to is that owner Heidi Berman (or her staff) will be paid $85 an hour for 40 hours of “involvement.” OK, whatever.
Item 5.12 is the two colleges’ “Community Education” programs (non-credit, fee-based). The agenda item says that these programs are “high-quality.”
It’s always fun to look at this list of "high-quality" and community-college-mission-fulfilling educational opportunities. Some highlights:
Saddleback College:
• Are you the next American ….? (– I can’t read the last word. Idol?)
• Become a Mystery Shopper (– Intriguing, I guess.)
• Capturing the Essence (Of what?)
• Cashing in on your ideas
• Clutterology
• Feng Shui (–As I recall, “Feng Shui” is Chinese for “Bullshit.”)
• Hollywood 2.0
• How to be your own Private…. (--Private what? Investigator? Ryan?)
• Power Entertaining
• The Secret Revealed (Um, wow.)
• Dare to Drawl (I think they meant "draw," but I prefer "drawl.")
• Future Millionaires
Irvine Valley College seems to have a more sober (and less detailed) list of educational opportunities, including Dayan Quigong (evidently, this promotes the circulation of qi within the body).
UPDATE: a friend sent me this link to a site about World T'ai Chi & Qigong Day 2008 at, yes, Irvine Valley College. Check it out.
The site gushes: “Dr. Shin Lin, professor at UC Irvine, gave a brief talk about his research on taiji and qigong using the latest scientific methods and technology. Dr. Lin announced that his research will be broadcast on national television on the NBC Nightly News in the near future!!”
The SOUTH ORANGE COUNTY COMMUNITY COLLEGE DISTRICT — "[The] blog he developed was something that made the district better." - Tim Jemal, SOCCCD BoT President, 7/24/23
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I checked out that Qigong Day link. The website shows IVC, plus ads for such products as de-stressing "health balls." Very classy. Very "higher ed."
Dare to drawl? Funny!
The only thing I hate about SOME folks in higher education is just what Otis has demonstrated: "The Snob Factor".
My guess is that Otis thinks this Qigong stuff is pseudoscientific. And it is.
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