Sunday, August 16, 2009

Pseudoscience at Irvine Valley College

Good Lord, the summer’s almost over, and it’s time to think about Faculty Professional Development Week, which starts tomorrow! (See schedule (a pdf file))

THE CHANCELLOR’S OPENING SESSION:

Chancellor Raghu P. Mathur’s opening session, on Tuesday at Irvine Valley College, will feature UCI Chancellor Michael Drake. Drake will yammer about “the role of higher education in today’s national and global economy with focus on the roles STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics), diversity and green technologies play in it.”

Don’t know much about Drake. He’s long been an advocate of affirmative action (he actively opposed Prop 209), so there’s that. That won't please trustees Fuentes and Wagner, I bet.

OK, but on the negative side, one or two years ago, Drake totally mucked up the selection of the dean for UCI’s new law school. Remember when he hired, then unhired, then rehired Erwin Chemerinsky? Then he claimed, unbelievably, not to have been influenced by local Chemerinsky-hating Repubs?!

Lately, he’s taken heat for his handling of UCI’s chard of the big UC budget conflagration. The charge: he’s not being honest about the consequences of the chaotic and violent budget-reduction scramblings that he is now calmly pursuing.

For Drake, prosperity is just around the corner, I guess. I’ve gotta say: the fellow is beginning to sound like a classic bullshit-spouting Administrator from Hell.

No wonder Raghu likes ‘im. I bet they hang out together at the Elephant Bar.

Mathur, for his part, has chosen the theme: “Responsibility And Accountability In A New Age.”

Accountability? As usual, Mr. “50% Law” is oblivious to irony.

IRVINE VALLEY COLLEGE: BLOWING OFF SCIENCE AND REASON

I noticed one particularly odd item on IVC’s schedule of events, also on Tuesday:
How to Optimize Your Health
Dr. Mamak Shakib, Irvine Spine & Wellness Center

Easy to implement, natural approach to optimize your health. So the economy is not to your liking, stress is building up and you find yourself lacking energy. Learn how to take control instead of being controlled.

Since Shakib works at the Irvine Spine and Wellness Center (ISWC), I checked out their website.

Essentially, ISWC is a center for chiropractic care and related alternative medicine hornswogglery. It’s motto: “the Center of Health for You and Your Family.”

That’s right. These chiropractors are all you need to keep your whole family healthy! Chiro ain’t just about back pain!

For instance, parents are encouraged to bring their children to ISWC to cure their ear infections with chiropractic adjustments. (See Quackwatch.) The good doctors explain:

Our approach is simple. When parents bring their child for us to check, we look specifically for distortions in the upper spine. If nerve tension is detected, we gently reduce it with safe and natural chiropractic adjustments. This helps restore nervous system integrity.

Those of you familiar with chiropractic’s wacky theory of spinal “subluxations” will find none of this surprising. For these Spinal Manipulators, health is about restoring the flow of something-or-other through the spine.

It’s mystical!

Shakib does not rest content advocating chiropractic. She also attacks medicine (i.e., regular medicine), which, she says, really "mishandles" things. For instance, You’ll be relieved to learn that the good folks of ISWC reject “germ theory,” a cornerstone of modern medicine.

Germs causing disease? Forgetaboutit.

What else is Dr. Shakib about? As ISWC’s website makes clear, Dr. Shakib is into metabolic typing and EFT.

What are those things? Something scientific, I bet!

Metabolic typing:

Gosh, I did a little research, and it turns out that the guy who invented metabolic typing was successfully prosecuted for practicing medicine without a license in 1970. (Still, he is slightly more impressive than chiropractic’s notorious quack founder, Daniel David Palmer, who, when he wasn't feeling the bumps on people's heads, was convicted of the same offense.)

That doesn’t sound good.

OK, but does MT work? That’s the relevant question here. I’ll cut to the chase. According to the American Cancer Society:

There is no convincing clinical evidence that supports the claims made for metabolic therapy or any of its components. Some aspects of metabolic therapy may in fact be harmful. (See American Cancer Society.)


EFT:

Emotional Freedom Techniques (EFT) were invented by New Ager Gary Craig, an "energy healer." According to the ISWC website,

EFT is an emotional version of acupuncture except needles aren't necessary. Instead, well established energy meridian points on the body are stimulated through a series of tapping.

According to Wikipedia, EFT is

a form of alternative psychotherapy, that is based on a theory that negative emotions are caused by disturbances in the body's energy system and that tapping on acupuncture points while focusing on a specific traumatic memory balances the system, thereby neutralizing the negative emotion.

W goes on to explain that

Testing of the EFT hypothesis through the use of a placebo group produced the same positive changes in recipients as following the EFT's standard methodology. A 2007 article in the Guardian suggested that the act of tapping parts of the body in a complicated sequence acts as a distraction, and therefore can appear to alleviate the root distress.

Theoretically, EFT is a typical “New Age” therapy. It refers to mysterious processes involving unverifiable entities. For instance, as Bob Carroll notes, the notion of “subtle energies” is central to EFT theory:

Subtle energies is the … term for chi (prana, ki, orgone), those mysterious energies that are in constant need of balancing, harmonizing, unblocking, channeling, funneling, and transferring in order to maintain perfect health.

Gary [Craig]'s discovery came when he found out he could cure people by using acupuncture without the needles. He stimulates so-called energy meridian points on the body by tapping them with his fingertips. … It apparently did not occur to Gary that maybe he had tapped into the placebo effect or the power of suggestion.

Get this, science fans: “subtle energy,” like mysterious chiropractic “innate intelligence” blocked by "subluxations" in the spine, is untestable. Hence the notion is utterly pseudoscientific.

WE ARE TOO SCIENTIFIC!

The good doctors at the ISWC are very sensitive to the charge that their methods—e.g., chiropractic adjustments—aren’t scientific. On their website, they respond. How so? By asserting that "Chiropractic is Scientific." Really. See if you can find an argument here—something beyond a bald assertion. (They do note, with hilariously blatant sophistry, that ordinary medicine is also guilty of using "unverified" methods. [Oh, so I guess that shows that chiro is scientific. --Huh?!])

In the end, having offered no discernible argument for chiropractic's scientificness, Shakib (and her colleague Dr. Cocks) take the last refuge of the quack: an appeal to patient testimonials:

Ultimately, the proof is in the pudding. Ask our delighted patients whether chiropractic is scientific.

Yeah, they'd surely know about that. If S&C have an argument here, it is to the conclusion that chiropractic works, not to the conclusion that it is "scientific." Good grief!

Yeah, but, given these happy customers, S&C's methods must be efficacious, right?!

Veddy, veddy good. Please note that people who use urine therapy (such as the late former Prime Minister of India, Morarji Desai) offer similarly enthusiastic testimony for the efficacy of their "medicine."

"I tried it (gargle, spit), and it definitely took care of those dang hemorrhoids!"

Gosh, how can you argue against that kind of evidence!?

Emotional Freedom Techniques


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cartesian bastard.

13 Stoploss said...

When is this speech happening? Can I come? I would love to be there with cameras...

Roy Bauer said...

At IVC, Tuesday, 2:00--somewhere in BiZTC, I think. Ask around!

Roy Bauer said...

BST 118, 2:00 (IVC, Tuesday)

elva said...

"he’s not being honest about the consequences of the chaotic and violent budget-reduction scramblings that he is now calmly pursuing."

...this made me laugh out loud; it sure is good to see people still doing what they do so well. although i do miss the crazy look this page used to have..with text of various sizes and colors, and how you'd have to scroll to the right to read the entire page, those were good times

mad as hell said...

"I swear by it"--spookier words than almost any others. Very often means, "I will swear by it no matter what evidence against it may appear in the future." Thanks for being ever vigilant about bullshit and wishful thinking and unfalsifiable theses, Chunk/Roy.

lee89 said...

Chiropractic care in general is safe when employed skillfully and appropriately. Manipulation is regarded as relatively safe, but as with all therapeutic interventions, complications can arise, and it has known adverse effects, risks and contraindications. Absolute contraindications to spinal manipulative therapy are conditions that should not be manipulated; these contraindications include rheumatoid arthritis and conditions known to result in unstable joints. Relative contraindications are conditions where increased risk is acceptable in some situations and where low-force and soft-tissue techniques are treatments of choice; these contraindications include osteoporosis


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