Friday, January 16, 2009

Weird miracles

JURY ROOM MIRACLE. Weird news today. First, late this morning, to everyone’s astonishment, Mike Carona was acquitted of all but one count against him.

Said Carona, “What you are watching is an absolute miracle. If you don't believe in God, now you should.” (See Reactions in the OC Reg.)

It’s a miracle that he was acquitted? If he were innocent and then acquitted, that wouldn’t be a miracle, now would it? It would just be appropriate.

Face it, it’s only a "miracle" when he’s as guilty as sin and anybody with half a brain can see it. Then, astonishingly, a jury looks at all the facts and says "hey, um, he's innocent."

There’s your miracle.

Shouldn't Mike be thanking the devil?

According to the Reg, the jury decided as follows:
Count One: Conspiracy
Jury verdict: Not guilty

Count Two: Mail Fraud Depriving the Public of the Right of Honest Services of a Public Official
Jury verdict: Not guilty

Count Three: Mail Fraud Depriving the Public of the Right of Honest Services of a Public Official
Jury verdict: Not guilty

Count Four: Mail Fraud Depriving the Public of the Right of Honest Services of a Public Official
Jury verdict: Not guilty

Count Five: Witness Tampering
Jury verdict: Not guilty

Count Six: Witness Tampering
Jury verdict: Guilty

Huh? He’s not guilty of all these felonies, but he IS guilty of messing with a witness to keep the court from finding out how guilty he is of the felonies?

One of the jurors, an African American, even forgave the Mikester for his frequent use of the word “nigger.”

That’s sweet.

I believe in miracles

FACULTY CONTRACT UPDATE:

Then, just before 5:00 p.m. today, SOCCCD faculty union President Lee Haggerty sent out the following email to membership:

Because of the rapidly deteriorating economic conditions of the state and the rapidly deteriorating political situation in the south orange county area, the Faculty Association leadership has been notified that the Board of Trustees has decided to pull the faculty contract from its agenda for consideration at the January 20, 2009 Board meeting. The Association leadership has been assured that the contract will be brought back for consideration at a Board meeting in the very near future.

Because the Board will not consider the contact [sic] at this upcoming meeting, faculty members are asked to not attend this January 20th meeting to speak in support of the contract and the Boosters pre-meeting is also being canceled.

The Association will keep you updated and share all additional and new information with you as it becomes available.

We are very concerned about this development, as we are sure you are, and we have committed ourselves to resolving this issue and protect your wages, benefits and work conditions.

Thank you again for your continued support of the Faculty Association and the negotiations team.

What's this about the “rapidly deteriorating political situation in the south orange county area”? Does he mean specifically the area occupied by the seven trustees?

Gosh, that Lee sure can be hazy.

A New Rose

Ah!
I get a feelin’ inside of me
It's kinda strange like a stormy sea
I don’t know why, I don’t know why
I guess these things have gotta be

Chorus:
I gotta new rose, I got her good
Guess I knew that I always would
I can’t stop to mess around
I gotta brand new rose in town

See the sun, see the sun it shines
Don’t get too close or it’ll burn your eyes
Don’t you run away that way
You can come back another day

(Chorus)

I never thought this could happen to me
This is strange, why should it be?
I don't deserve somebody this great
I'd better go or it'll be too late....

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe that's what the cloud angel was trying to say to us: aquit Carona!!!

Anonymous said...

Ah!!!!!

Anonymous said...

It's called Justice Chunk. As in Craig.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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