FOR SOME REASON—plummeting real estate values?—the OC Register is reporting, yet again, that “Two OC cities make 'safest' list.” It asks: “Can you name them?”
Well, sure. According to the FBI, Mission Viejo is the safest city in the country.
Irvine gets the 14 spot and Lake Forest gets the 10. That's three cities, not two. The OC Reg never could count.
I teach in Irvine, and I can tell you it’s pretty darned safe in this silly town.
That’s cuz we play it safe.
For instance, a year or so ago, when a menacing sack of sand was found in one of the rooms in IVC’s A100 building, and it refused to respond to officer queries, they took no chances.
College officials called out the bomb squad. Yup, even one of those robots showed up and did some poking.
The sack of sand turned out to be a sack of sand.
I coulda told ‘em.
But, hey, if that's what it takes to make the 14 spot, I ain't carpin'.
See also
• The bomb scare
• Ill-advised bottle removal in Mission Viejo
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Campus police here thought they were about to do a drug bust on a faculty office - marijuana - but it was really a prim and proper faculty member clearing the energy in her office with New Mexico sage.
I remember the sack o' sand incident! Didn't it turn out to be some administrator's makeshift dumbell? And what was the price tag for calling calling out the robot? Irvine sure is a safe town. IVC will be even safer once they get that security camera system installed. And with the students throwin' books, desks and other crap at the perps, Irvine should make the #1 spot real soon.
The yellow cake looks silghtly obscene, - or not . . .
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