
EXTOLLING DANGER
This morning, the clever scribblers at the OC Register report on a program at Los Alamitos High School that warns students about the dangers of drunk driving.
The name of the article?

—Extols? That can’t be right. I checked my dictionary. It means to “praise enthusiastically.”
Thought so.
POP TO IT

[T]he city…has pursued ambitious plans before, only be to disappointed. One developer proposed a replica of the London Bridge across a man-made river...and another suggested a cultural center dedicated to the late King Hussein of Jordan.
I know. Why don’t they build a garden? Or a grove?
I guess I’m no libertarian, ‘cause I can’t help but view casinos as addiction generators/enablers. I mean, except for décor, what’s the real difference between a casino and an opium den?
The casino plan concerns the Gabrielino “Indian” tribe. But there’ s a problem:

Sounds dicey.
But GG wants its magic revenue source, and they’re determined to find it, even if they have to open an opium den.
"We're never going to see a significant boost in revenues unless we get something with a lot of pop to it," said the City Manager.
EVEN BANDITS ARE GETTING GREEN

SORT OF
The OC Register reports that, a week before his big retirement party, popular and inspirational Tustin High teacher, John Sorenson, died unexpectedly.
Said one former student, “"He was sort of like a mentor….”
EXCELLENT

How did the evacuation go?
"I would consider it an excellent evacuation," said Tustin police Sgt. Pat Welch.
DEAD POSSUM MAYOR
On Wednesday, we learned that the Mayor of Newport Beach owns a house in the city that’s pissing off the neighbors:

One neighbor calls the Mayor’s place "the little junk house."
HONORED AND MOTIVATED
A new president has been named for Cypress College:

Kasler issued a statement:
"I feel both honored and motivated…,” he stated.
CHIQUITA?

3 comments:
I've been to Chiquita Ridge. I've tasted that banana. When I was a child, there were so many bananas. Now, only the one.
I too tasted 'Chiquita's ridge' . . .
Ha!!! "... a dead possum lingered for several weeks." How dare the poor deceased *linger* in the neighborhood before he ascended to possum heaven? That's almost as good as "extolling" the dangers of drunk driving.
Our language is in deep trouble.
Thanks for the chortles, Chunk.
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