
A couple of weeks ago, a colleague noted, in disgust, that the B100 restroom smells of urine. "Yeah, I know," I said. "It's those 'waterless' jobs. The big one is busted; the little one stinks."
Today, I noticed that both urinals are kaput. Both are covered in plastic. Looks like sh*t. Smells like urine.
AS I WAS DRIVING around campus this morning, another friend called me over and told me to check out the furthermost maintenance yard. "That Wayne thinks he can f*ckin' park anywhere he wants to, I guess," said the friend.
Well, I did find Wayne's Camaro. It was parked where it shouldn't oughta be. Way to go, Wayne.

10 comments:
"Looks like sh*t. Smells like urine."
Haha!
Best line used on the blog in years. LMAO!!!
Does the president have his own
parking too??
Wayne has always tried to do everything his own way. He will be gone soon because he is a one man gang. I personally no someone who is ready to bring him boxes so that he can began to box his JUNK! in his office. Goob Bye WAYNE
HEY wayne why don't you take your waterless urinals with you and piss off!
wayneniac, SUZANNE said hi!!!
So did the union!
So did Curtis. His cousin.
I tell you - those aren't urinals - it's part of the art installation in the gallery! Very Christo-esque, very surreal - student work.
WAYNE why don't you the waterless urinals and take that lazy plummer with you!
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