Thursday, December 14, 2006

Anywhere he wants to

A MONTH OR TWO AGO, someone told me that IVC head of maintenance WAYNE WARD had decided to install "waterless" urinals in the B100 men's restroom. My friend said that there was some kind of screw-up, and so the taller of the two urinals was out of commission and covered in plastic most hideous.

A couple of weeks ago, a colleague noted, in disgust, that the B100 restroom smells of urine. "Yeah, I know," I said. "It's those 'waterless' jobs. The big one is busted; the little one stinks."

Today, I noticed that both urinals are kaput. Both are covered in plastic. Looks like sh*t. Smells like urine.

AS I WAS DRIVING around campus this morning, another friend called me over and told me to check out the furthermost maintenance yard. "That Wayne thinks he can f*ckin' park anywhere he wants to, I guess," said the friend.

Well, I did find Wayne's Camaro. It was parked where it shouldn't oughta be. Way to go, Wayne.


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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Looks like sh*t. Smells like urine."
Haha!

Anonymous said...

Best line used on the blog in years. LMAO!!!

Anonymous said...

Does the president have his own
parking too??

Anonymous said...

Wayne has always tried to do everything his own way. He will be gone soon because he is a one man gang. I personally no someone who is ready to bring him boxes so that he can began to box his JUNK! in his office. Goob Bye WAYNE

Anonymous said...

HEY wayne why don't you take your waterless urinals with you and piss off!

Anonymous said...

wayneniac, SUZANNE said hi!!!

Anonymous said...

So did the union!

Anonymous said...

So did Curtis. His cousin.

Anonymous said...

I tell you - those aren't urinals - it's part of the art installation in the gallery! Very Christo-esque, very surreal - student work.

Anonymous said...

WAYNE why don't you the waterless urinals and take that lazy plummer with you!

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