Monday, October 17, 2005

Sober Truth Hotline Heating Up!

This just in:

A student reports that the mouse who made the cameo appearance in "Mouseberries" is a regular or longterm resident of that classroom. Perhaps the mouse is auditing? Picking up some GE units?

The much ballyhooed Laser Technology Optics Lab appears to be dead--or as dead as a low energy photon.

Sources say there is apparently a facility on campus that is rented out to the private sector (near or around the B Complex) for mysterious testing purposes--and said facility is staffed by someone who is someone's father (say no more).

But there is more: Tests! All in the Family! Meathead! Area 51! Art Bell! Anti-gravity! Chem Trails! Autopsies! What is buried in the old orange grove anyway?

We can't tell unless you tell us.

The truth is out there.

Go find it.

--Rebel Girl

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Laser optics lab dead?

I think that means IVC's mascot is dead too.

No. It means that the IVC mascot is a dead laser!

You'd better make the change quick, cuz the Accrediting people are coming soon, and they hate loose ends.

--Mr. "Potatoe" Head

P.S.
George W. Bush is an asshole.

Anonymous said...

Whadya mean, "say no more"?

Whose father? Next you'll be telling me that the wife of the college president works at the college and gets away with all kinds of shit. Jeez, what's the world coming to?

Anonymous said...

Love that Rebel Girl graphic!

Just like old times!!

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