Sunday, November 23, 2008

"My quest for success" is why

About 45 minutes into Monday night’s board meeting, two student government leaders—Kalin and Travis—presented Saddleback College’s Associated Student Government (SCASG’s) proposed budget for 2008-9. It's about a million bucks. (To see the presentation, go here.)

As they waited to speak, Kalin and Travis looked pretty damned cute. Absurdly so. And they came with a crew of enthusiastic supporters, all of them wearing red shirts. No apathy there!

Alas, as you know, several trustees were unhappy with ASG's proposed budget. To the trustees, the budget did not seem to give much of value back to students. The board wanted to see a super-sized value meal, and all they were getting was a mush-ball of stale french fries.

As board president Don "Blunt Boy" Wagner put it, “[Your budget] gives some money to forensics, and it gives some money to the surfing team meals, and it gives some money to the ‘ride the wave’ early bird orientation…—[but, dagnabit] that’s not where the rubber meets the road for students!”

The kids in the room were plainly horrified. They gaped. They were instructed to go back to the drawing board. They marched out of the building in single file, like Republicans, little red states.


But even apart from the "mush-ball" problem, I’ve gotta say that, for me, the students’ presentation was weird. So odd were Kalin and Travis’ bearing and their odd celebrity among their twenty or so red-shirted supporters, that, for once, the adults in the room were transfixed.

And amused? And charmed? And horrified? All of the above, I think.

Speaking for myself, there was something positively creepy going on. It had something to do with these self-important leaders’ relationships to their student supporters. Well, judge for yourself. (You really should see it.)
ASG President Kalin K: …I am so pleased to be with you this evening to present our budget …I came to Saddleback College expecting to make the most of my experience by getting involved…I feel very well grounded in the fact that I will be a leader, prepared to serve my fellow citizens no matter what career path I choose. My Saddleback College experience solidified this foundation and gives me the confidence to pursue my life goals. As members of ASG, we devote our time to serving our fellow students. I therefore benefit from this program in a variety of ways as both a student and as a student leader ... I know that the single greatest motivation for all of us has always been serving our peers by supporting student success… Thank you for you time and your consideration. [Student applause.]

ASG Treasurer Travis F: ...I first want to thank my contingent of supporters here… [They applaud.] It is truly you guys who make ASG tick, and without your participation and efforts, we wouldn’t be anywhere… That being said, my name is Travis... …First, I really want to emphasize that we do administer a very substantial budget…at times this can be an incredibly difficult and daunting process—yet, for all its difficulties, it is still immensely rewarding. I know that, as I pursue my career and my goals that I will be able to draw upon this experience and really use it in my quest for success.

The overarching goal of student government is student development. … We feel that it is our responsibility to really encourage our students’ intellectual ambitions and I think this budget reflects that. …We funded $965,000 of requests….

…[Sighs heavily.] And lastly I would just like to emphasize the amount of time and effort that went into formulation of this budget. Every decision was hashed out in great detail and great collaboration, and throughout this process we knew acutely what was at stake and that is the welfare of the students at Saddleback College, and as leaders, it is our responsibility to treat any matter and every matter with integrity, accountability, and transparency, and this budgetary process was no different. …At the beginning of the year, …President Todd Burnett came to one of our senate meetings and spoke about how we might go about leaving a legacy here at Saddleback College and we discussed this a few times in the past month and for me personally I don’t think that our legacy will be left[?] by how many students—or the growth and development of leaders within student government. That is important, but it is secondary. It is not about us, and it never has been [Um, who thought it was?]; rather, our legacy will be left by how efficiently we allow our students to succeed here at Saddleback College and pursue their ambitions and achieve what they need to achieve in order to have a successful life, and if we can have even one student find his or her true calling, or overcome some obstacle that has previously prevented their success, then I think that we have already left an impressive legacy and one we can all take a tremendous amount of pride in…. [Students applaud enthusiastically.]
I don't want to be too hard on these kids. I mean, it's only student government. And like Travis says, if only one kid--just one--gets a little encouragement, isn't spending that million bucks well worth it?

REESE WITHERSPOON EXPLAINS:


Tammy Metzler's speech:

A lovely morning in the canyon, with sis and brat and fog

As usual, Tiger Ann seeks to control the situation.

Annie calls Tiger Ann her "daughter." I have my doubts.


Looking down Live Oak Canyon, toward Trabuco Canyon.

Some kinda flower or something, I dunno. Anything that pokes, I call it "cactus."

Tiger Ann looking spooky. Cats do that. Right now, she's tear-assing around my house as I listen to Acker Bilk's "Stranger On the Shore." Perfect!

A bougainvillea, I suppose. Another cactus.

Tiger Ann tolerates my antics. She does, however, keep me at arm's length.

I loved these songs during the ante-Liverpudlian era (i.e., pre-Beatles):

"Stranger On the Shore," Mr. Acker Bilk (1962):


"Midnight in Moscow," Kenny Ball and His Jazzmen (1962):


and my personal fave (from this era and ilk):

"Washington Square," The Village Stompers (1963):


This is what Annie and I looked like, back then, more or less:

Saturday, November 22, 2008

What men don't know

IVC TAMPONGATE:

On her “College Life” Blog this morning, the OC Register’s Marla Jo Fisher notes Rebel Girl’s recent post about the sudden unavailability of feminine hygiene products in Irvine Valley College restrooms: Feminine products disappear from college restrooms.

Writes Marla: “This is an interesting development considering the majority of college students nationwide are now women. ¶ By the way, for men who don’t frequent women’s restrooms, many if not most women’s restrooms have vending dispensers for feminine products. At our office, they cost 10 cents. According to Rebel Girl, the dispensers at IVC cost a quarter.”

More TURKEYGATE

An MSNBC forum presents this alleged Sarah Palin response to an alleged PETA call for an apology re the grisly Turkey video:
"Look, if God didn't want a turkey to be put head first into a galvanized turkey restraint and kill cone, than he would not have invented turkeys. Those PETA people are so misguided. They need to sit down and really read the Bible. Why do you think God put all this gosh darn oil under Alaska? He wanted us to use it, not let it just lay in the ground doing nothing. This reminds me of the whole Niemen Marcus thingy. I never planned for all those clothes to be kept by my family. You know there are hundred of thousands of children in our country that go hungry, and don't ya think it would make their little lives a little brighter if they got some nice donated clothes from Niemen Marcus?"
A put-on, I guess. Even Sarah ain't this dumb.

To see David Shuster's recent (MSNBC) report on Turkeygate, go here.

Pictured: Tiger Ann, cat, this morning. (Oddly, she is unsympathetic to the plight of turkeys.)

SADDLEBACK COLLEGE RETRO-FASHIONGATE:

Fashion students showcase vintage wear at Saddleback College: Goal is to sow interest in fashion and design program at the school

OC-HARVEY-MILK-GATE:


Scene from the movie:
ANNE KRONENBERG: Not great. State Senator John Briggs is Anita Bryant's go-to guy in California for sure. He's filed his petition for a statewide referendum to fire all gay teachers and anyone who supports them.
[A pall falls over the room. This is worse than expected.]
HARVEY MILK: How many signatures will he need to qualify for the ballot?
CLEVE JONES: Whatever. He can get them in two Sundays at church in Orange f*cking County.
SUPER OBAMA GIRL-GATE!

Friday, November 21, 2008

In the Kitchen with Rebel Girl: by popular demand:

Golden Celebration Pie of Winter Vegetables (mightily adapted from Lynne Rosseto Kasper's The Splendid Table) (Pie pictured left is not my pie but someone else's.)

"All the orphans of the vegetable world turn into stars in this party pie. Rutabaga, celeriac, parsnip, Brussels sprouts and turnips could each or all go into the pan, just remember to balance earthy tastes with sweet and rich ones like onion, potato, yam, or carrot."


Make your own mix – what I've listed below is simply a suggestion. Cut harder vegetables into smaller pieces. Avoid the urge to add broccoli (it crumbles) or zucchini (too watery). Peppers are a nice addition, chopped into tiny pieces. Peas are fine – a handful of frozen work (toss them in at the end – don’t roast) but fresh is best but are we going to get fresh peas in November? Alas. Try corn – but again, don't roast – add it as you assemble. Anyway, the goal with the veggies is to simply assemble a thoughtful array – so you decide. You could keep it simple: potatoes, onions, garlic carrots and mushrooms. Please note that this is a roasted vegetable pot pie – not a creamy one. Have fun.

Roast the vegetables a day or two ahead if you wish. As you roast, your big piles of veggies will shrink. Warm them before baking with the crust. Make the crust a day or two ahead if you wish. (It only covers the top, considerably reducing the challenge of this "pie.")The pie is good hot from the oven, or just warm.

The Vegetables:
3 medium yellow or white onions, cut into six-10 chunks each depending on size
10 cloves garlic, halved or quartered depending on size
4-6 small unpeeled red-skin potatoes, halved
1 medium rutabaga or large turnip or parsnip or celeraic, peeled and cut into chunky but bite-size pieces (don't be afraid of these vegetables!)
1 pound Brussels sprouts, halved (optional but delicious, really)
Mushrooms, quartered or sliced (one "box") (optional)
1-2 yams cut into chunky bite-size pieces (optional)
2 medium carrots, peeled and cut into chunky but bite-size pieces
(As you can tell, you can just assemble your favorite veggies and roast away. Use what you like.)

4 branches fresh thyme and/or rosemary
20 fresh sage leaves (if possible)
20 fresh basil leaves (if possible)
2-4 tablespoons Balsamic vinegar
4-6 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
Salt and freshly ground black pepper

1. Set one oven rack high up and a second toward the bottom of the oven. Preheat oven to 450°. In a large bowl, toss together the vegetables (minus garlic), herbs, balsamic vinegar, and olive oil (enough to lightly coat them) with salt and pepper.

2. Spread the vegetables on two large, shallow roasting pans. Roast about an hour, turning several times during cooking for even browning. Switch pans' positions and add garlic to pan halfway through cooking. Vegetables are done when they are browned and easily pierced with a knife. Cool them down, wrap and refrigerate until ready to do the pie.

The Crust:
1-1/2 cups all-purpose unbleached flour
Generous 1/4 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon sugar
1 stick (4 ounces) cold unsalted butter, cut into chunks
1 large egg, beaten
2 to 3 tablespoons cold water
(I always like to make a bit more)

For Assembling:
1/2 cup vegetable broth or water
2 egg yolks, beaten in a small bowl

1. Combine dry ingredients in a food processor or large bowl. Cut in butter with rapid pulse in processor, or rub between your fingertips until butter is the size of peas. Add the first egg and 2 tablespoons of water. Pulse just until dough gathers into clumps, or toss with a fork until moistened. If dry, work in another 1/2 to 1 tablespoon water. Turn dough out on a floured board and let rest a few minutes.

2. Select a baking dish large enough to hold the roasted vegetables. I use my mother-in-law's mid-size Pyrex, a veteran of many Lutheran church potlucks. Choose one that your vegetables will fill to the rim or thereabouts. Measure the dish then roll out the dough so it is no more than 1/8-inch thick and at least 5 inches larger than the dish. Put it on a foil-covered cookie sheet, cover and refrigerate (30 minutes to 24 hours)

3. About 50 minutes before serving, preheat oven to 400°. Butter the inside and rim of the baking dish. Warm the vegetables in the oven. Pour the broth or water into the baking dish then pile in the vegetables.

4. Turn the chilled dough over onto the vegetables, gently peeling back its foil. Fold up and crimp the overhang of pastry to make a raised border atop the rim of the baking dish (extra pastry could be cut into decorative pieces (stars! leaves!) and applied to the crust with beaten egg). Brush crust with beaten egg, cut a few vent holes, and bake 30 minutes, or until golden brown and crisp. Serve hot or warm.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

To the Supremes

Prop. 8 gay marriage ban goes to Supreme Court
The California Supreme Court voted 6 to 1 on Wednesday to review legal challenges to Proposition 8, the voter initiative that restored a ban on same-sex marriage, but refused to permit gay weddings to resume pending a final decision.…. (LA Times)
WHERE DID OUR LOVE GO?

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Great Expectations

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Rebel Girl dedicated a few minutes of her day to investigating a breaking story: the disappearance of feminine hygiene products from the restrooms.

She discovered that many of the now empty dispensers sported a helpful notice that directed women in need to the nurse's office in the Student Services Center. Of course, the helpful Health and Wellness Center is located some distance from many of these facilities and, most importantly, has limited hours while the phsyical needs to students, staff, faculty and visitors do not. This is perhaps especially pertinent for students who take classes in the evening.

In some facilities, the entire dispenser has been removed from the wall, leaving an unsightly depression and no helpful signage.


But, over in the new Beefsteak Building, Rebel Girl was happy to find that the facilities possessed shiny dispensers, recessed into the walls.

She was hopeful.

However, when she tried to purchase the product, her quarter remained stuck in the slot and the dial refused to turn, leaving Rebel Girl to believe that while the shiny dispenser was there, it too was unstocked, incapable of providing what was promised.

A brief inquiry suggests that the new policy has been in place for a few months.

Rebel Girl expects that this discussion might be uncomfortable for some readers but no more uncomfortable than for the occasional evening student who has arrived at the college with certain expectations about the minimum services provided.

Turkeys

From this morning’s Inside Higher Ed:
● [THEIR STUDENTS MUST BE SUPER SMART.] The Brown Daily Herald has noticed some interesting data about grades at Brown University. Last year, for the first time, a majority of all grades given to undergraduates were A’s. In 2007-8, 50.6 percent of grades were A’s. A decade earlier, the percentage was 42.5 percent.

● [SEW?] The British design world is aghast at the quality of fashion and design graduates from universities and art colleges, The Guardian reported. The key problem: They can’t sew.
Animal Rights Video Shows Turkey Abuse in W.Va.:
● A video released by an animal rights group on Tuesday claims to show horrific abuse of turkeys at West Virginia farms operated by major global poultry grower Aviagen Inc.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals said the video, which includes workers stomping on turkeys' heads and twisting their necks to kill them, was shot by an undercover investigator who worked on the companies' farms for more than two months…. (New York Times)

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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