Sunday, August 14, 2011

"We are the champions"


     IVC ACADEMIC SENATE INSIDERS just provided me some intel concerning Tuesday’s highly exclusive “initial launch” of the CAFÉ—the Center for the Advancement of Faculty Éxcellence.
     The scoop: evidently, VPI Justice isn’t coughing up enough dough to cover the valet parking, so the Senate Cabinet decided to raise funds this week via T-Shirt sales.* 
     Here’s what they'll be selling (at least in my imagination):

Evidently, this sentiment will "set the tone" for the CAFÉ.
I told them that I didn't understand.
"It's kind of like a keynote address, but in cotton," they explained.
Ac. Sen. Prez LDA insisted on this one. And why not?
This seems to be some kind of double entendre.
That's  French, you know.
Hey, who ain't in favor of justice?



As far as I know, they haven't disowned this flier. I guess they mean it.
*Tea Partiers, this is a spoof. There's no valet parking. Nothing of the sort. I think.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Only a few hours away from the big shin-dig/dog & pony show! Will the uninvited ajuncts crash the party? Will the evicted students show up to give the self-righteous an earfull? Will the OC Reg actually show up to do their story? We shall see. Stay tuned!

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to sip on my free latte! Will they also have an open bar?

Anonymous said...

I heard they will be rolling out steak kabobs! Very nice.

Anonymous said...

Sandwiches from Snooty Fox with extra mayo?

Anonymous said...

Students 0, Senate 1.

Anonymous said...

There is a very nice (couch, tables, chairs, large screen TV, vending machines, microwave, fridge, etc.) lounge upstairs right above the CAFE absolutely sitting empty. It can easily hold about 25 faculty.

Anonymous said...

Please add one more tshirt logo, and I'll order three. Rocky asleep at the wheel with Injustice steering the car from the back seat, pedal to the metal. Emerald City or Bust!

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