Tuesday, December 11, 2012

The stunningly unacademic choices of one OC college

     Yesterday morning, the Irvine Valley College community received an email from college President, Glenn Roquemore, announcing the college’s 2013 commencement speaker:
     It is my honor to announce the 2013 Irvine Valley College Commencement Speaker Mary Niven, Vice President of Disney California Adventure® Park and Guest Services at the Disneyland® Resort in Anaheim, Calif. It was the request of our ASIVC students that this year’s commencement speaker be an executive from Disneyland.
     The announcement was remarkable for at least two reasons. First, in years past, selection of commencement speaker has employed a process including (1) the identification of recommended speakers—the task of a committee with wide college representation—and (2) final selection by the college president. Usually, this process occurs during the middle of spring semester—i.e., many months from now.
The utterly unacademic
college president®
     Second, the selection process has always been somewhat controversial, and it has been particularly controversial in recent years. Faculty reps (on the aforementioned committee) have often objected to a tendency at IVC to select speakers who do not reflect, and who sometimes contrast harshly with, the values of academia and higher learning. For instance, one commencement speaker, the founder of a well-known restaurant chain, seemed actually to suggest (to our students) that a college education was not necessary for success. ("Why, look at me!" he seemed to say.) Another speaker was a personality/performer in the world of exercise videos; he had no apparent connection to higher learning or scholarship.
     One might say that these choices reflect, in part, the notoriously unscholarly preoccupations of contemporary youth and pop culture. Other choices seem to reflect the limited and stultifying perspective associated with the world of business or the Neanderthalic patriotism and conformist attitudes of Republicanland. Our last commencement speaker—a pleasant fellow somehow selected by the President despite not having been recommended by the committee—actually plagiarized some of his address. (Plagiarism may be swell in the worlds of business, fish tacos, or jumping-jacks, but it is still considered sin #1 in academia.)
"Here, clasp my plastic hand!"
     Owing to a combination of luck and the efforts of determined faculty, decent commencement speakers befitting an institution of higher learning have occasionally been selected. But such occasions have been exceptional, and they have always required much overcoming—an uphill slog up a mountain of unconscious anti-intellectualism and fatheaded conventionalism.
     What is remarkable, then, is that, with this particular history of controversy, the college president has chosen to select the thoroughly unacademic Mary Niven, a horseshit-spouting flack for Disney. And he has done so without apology and with his trademark opacity. How did this selection come about? Was this year’s selection process simply a matter of heeding “the request of our ASIVC students”? By what logic is a professional BSer for a theme park a good choice as commencement speaker?

Glenn, carrying the weight of the world, on his cardboard

     For a tiptoe through the tulips of past IVC “commencement speaker” controversies, please peruse the following:
• Plagiarism is a form of theft, Glenn (but all is well, really) ~ Commencement speakers shouldn't steal, in our opinion
• "Too Political" 
~ Guys in suits don't have politics, evidently.
• That's some leadership, that leadership à la Roquemore ~ the President and the Process. They say Rocky gets animated about rocks and such (he's a geologist). Could be.
• News about Gustavo Arellano, who, again, won't be commencement speaker ~ The NYT praises the Mexican's Taco USA; meanwhile, IVC woos Del Taco
• Irvine Valley College commencement speaker announced  ~ Maxwell, the Geico pig
• The Saddleback College Academic Senate pushes back against Prayer Boy ~ Prez overrules Commencement Committee choice not to have a Commencement prayer.
President Roquemore
• Commencement speaker choices: the controversial and the unimaginative ~ Glenn passes on Gustavo, then UCLA snags ‘im
• Commencement speaker choice a good one ~ A decent speaker, for once
• I(VC) coulda had a V8! ~ Glenn passes on "Gustavo & his Epicureans" in favor of "Jack Scott & the Bromides"; but that's OK cuz UCLA soon snagged the Mexican bandleader for their little fiesta
• Free advertising! ~ According to IVC, Gandhi was an African-American. Odd that.
• Perfect grass ~ Sharon Salinger of UCI squawks like a progressive; Glenn faints into the arms of Mike Carona's ghost
• Irvine Valley College Commencement (2008)
• “Don’t go!”—the 2007 Saddleback College Commencement  ~ I think the speaker was OC dog catcher or something
• What about Gustavo Arellano? ~ Baboons run this district (2008)
• Ouch! ~ Reuben Martinez gets all humane and friendly; Tio Tom Fuentes has an aneurysm
• Irvine Valley College 2007 Commencement ~ Motivational Claptrap
• Pompous and Circumstantial ~ Rebel Girl commentary, 2006. Gentle bombs
Mary Niven starts at 00:50 -- "put on your magical [Mickey Mouse] ears"

Monday, December 10, 2012

My Carona


     R Scott Moxley reports the belated spanking of Irvine Valley College’s “Hometown Hero,” namely, convicted felon Mike Carona, over his "egregious" treatment of Bill Hunt in 2006:

     A California judge has ruled that Sheriff Mike Carona violated state law by committing "egregious and despicable" retaliation inside the Orange County Sheriff's Department against one of his 2006 election opponents: Lieutenant Bill Hunt who campaigned on restoring integrity to the agency and found himself severely demoted hours after the contest.
. . .
     In an attempt to give Hunt justice, McEachen ordered the OCSD to hand him back his high-ranking job and give him more than $280,619 in back pay plus $50,000 in penalties. The county will also have to reimburse him for his lawyer fees….

SEE ALSO: Fuentes' type of people, mostly


Poll: Majority Want Education Funds Protected From Cuts (Inside Higher Ed)

     A majority of Americans want education programs protected from the possible deep, mandatory spending cuts that will go into effect at the end of this year if Congress does not reach a budget deal, according to a poll released Friday by the Committee for Education Funding, an advocacy group…. (continued)

As Debt Rises and Job Prospects Dim, Some Say It's Time to Put a Warning Label on Graduate School (Chronicle of Higher Education)

     This isn't just the year of the massive open online course; it's also the year of two other hot topics in higher education—student debt and a barren job market for graduating students.
     While people in higher education are struggling to adjust realistically to the supply-and-demand changes in the labor market, students need more-transparent information about the pathways into and out of graduate school now. That was the consensus among attendees at the Council of Graduate Schools' annual meeting held here last week…. (continued)

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Community college campus upgrades on the way (OC Reg)

     Students and faculty at Orange Coast College may see a vast improvement in facilities within the next several years.
     Measure M, a local bond measure which voters passed in the election last month, allocates $698 million to the Coast Community College District to be split between its three campuses – Orange Coast College, Golden West College in Huntington Beach and Coastline College in Fountain Valley....

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Young Bugsy this morning

Here's the Bugster, playing with one of his favorite toys, a motorized mouse. Somebody turns it on, launches it, and it moves idiotically about the floor. Then he "kills" it, eventually leaving it on its side. Then he waits for someone to right it. This typically goes on for quite some time.

Bugsy underwent neutering surgery yesterday, but it hasn't slowed him down a bit. This morning, he was again full of piss and vinegar. Here he is tearing into some Christmassy doo-dad near his grass farm.

He's supposed to wear that Elizabethan collar, but mom is reluctant to put it on her little boy. Actually, he's pretty good about wearing it. He's pretty good about everything. He hasn't been licking or biting the site of his surgery. He's a very polite little man.

This is Bugsy's all-time favorite toy, his bunny-rabbit, a finger puppet. Mom call it Bugsy's "baby." Sometimes, he "kills" it, but then he treats it like a teddy bear. Cats are complicated.

He's a very sweet, well-behaved kitten. Doesn't have a mean bone in his body. My dad says that Bugsy is very "reasonable." He is, I guess, for a cat.

Hide-and-seek with the Bugster. He can play all day.

Bugsy in his new home. Everything's good in Bugsy's life. Everything.

THE BUGSY SAGA:
• Thanksgiving prodigies: Bugsy and Reggie
• Bugsy celebrates Veterans Day
• Wednesday Pics: purely unacademic
• Kitten and couple
• Little Bugsy says "hey"
• Rescued kitten

Friday, December 7, 2012

63,000 minus 200

Record 63,000 apply to Cal State Fullerton (OC Reg)
Applications are up about 9% for fall 2013 over fall 2012.

…The record numbers come after the system essentially closed admission for new students for spring 2013 because of ongoing budget cuts. Most campuses aren't admitting any students for the spring. Fullerton will admit just a couple of hundred this spring, officials said….

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Another chapter in the misbegotten "civility initiative" saga

     Today, at the meeting of the Irvine Valley College Academic Senate, the assembled reps considered whether to approve various new and revised board policies and administrative regulations, including the poorly written BP180:
The Board of Trustees of the SOCCCD is committed to fostering a district-wide environment which maximizes mutual respect and promotes a cooperative climate of civility.
     Evidently, the Saddleback College Academic Senate has already approved a slightly reworded version of BP180:
The Board of Trustees of the SOCCCD is committed to fostering a district-wide environment that promotes mutual respect and a climate of cooperative civility.
     You’ll recall that, last spring, considerable controversy erupted when IVC administration pursued a heavy-handed approach to addressing a “civility” deficit in the district that had been noted by accreditors. Those fools were about to sick the Civility Police on us. We squawked plenty. After the Sturm und Drang, administration backed off.
     During an earlier workshop concerning the “civility” issue, guest Erwin Chemerinsky, Dean of the UCI law school, suggested that the college should not seek to “legislate civility.” No surprise there. Evidently, college administrators paid 'im no heed.
     Well, they're back to the Police idea.
    According to a document provided for our discussion at today's meeting, the review process will also yield an administrative regulation “stating that the Chancellor and Presidents [of the two colleges] will implement BP 180 at their sites….”
In 2003, an IVC admini-
strator declared that instruc-
tors may not discuss the war
in Iraq unless they got his
permission first.
     "Implement," eh? It seemed to me that the BP and AR 180 combination amounts to an attempt to legislate and enforce “civility,” precisely the approach that Chemerinsky wisely advised against.
     At today’s senate meeting, I, along with another rep, voiced strong opposition to the proposed BP/AR 180 essentially on that basis. I suggested that the proposed policy and regulation were contrary to ideals of academic freedom and the free exchange of ideas. Another rep argued forcefully that this policy is wholly inappropriate and that the college could address and promote civility in many other ways that fall short of this kind of enforcement.
     After a few minutes of discussion, the gathering unanimously (there may have been one abstaining vote) approved a motion to reject the proposed policies and anything of their kind. It was further recommended that the board instead pass a resolution concerning the desirability of civility.

SEE ALSO Who argued that college Poli Sci professors should teach the Board’s political views? Guess!

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

  This ran in the Sunday December 24, 2023 edition of the Los Angeles Times and the Orange County Register : July 14, 1955 - November 20, 2...