Friday, February 11, 2011

Loose ends

     For me, this was a day of messages. Three of ‘em.

Taxable?
1. WHO PAID CORRUPT CARONA'S BOFFO BILL? A few days ago, I posted about Jones Day, the big law firm handling defense for the SOCCCD in Westphal v. Wagner (the prayer suit). I noted that Jones Day attorneys also handled former OC Sheriff Mike Carona’s defense in his corruption trial and that Carona was unable to afford such representation (see A strange world). Why, I asked, semi-rhetorically, would Jones Day attorneys defend him for free?
     Today, one of our readers wrote:
You are right on in regards to Jones Day and Carona. They are the largest law firm in the world (over 2,000 lawyers)…. The lawyers assigned to Carona are their best white collar crime litigators on the West Coast. They have provided Carona with a couple of million dollars worth of legal and appellate work, all of which is TAXABLE as income to him. In no way is this "pro bono" work, and somebody is paying them to protect Carona and his confederates.
     What could be hinkyer than somebody paying millions of dollars to defend that creep Carona, I ask you?! I’m gonna follow up on this (alleged) factoid (or encourage local journalists to do so).

A misunderstanding
2. DENIAL AND DONUTS? One of our sources down at the County left a comment today about John Williams:
Williams had a staff meeting yesterday (he actually showed up). Of course it was all about political conspiracies and denial, and that they didn't really know what was going on, attempting to rally the troops behind him (he tried to bribe them with the usual box of stale Crispy Creme donuts). Pretty sad that most people know he is negotiating a leave town deal but he tells his staff everything is great and its all a misunderstanding. Don't know who to feel more sorry for, him or his staff. P.S.: the Buffoon [Williams’ second-in-command and DA Rackauckas’ fiancé Peggi Buff] was no where to be found at the staff meeting.
     This has the ring of truth: I’ve heard before about Williams’ donut gambit. He's got donuts on the brain.

For my next trick...
3. DEAN DODO. [PLEASE READ UPDATES BELOW.] After my morning class today, I checked my mail folder and found a note that said:
Hi Roy,
Dean of XXX hired [his/her] roommate to work temporarily in the XXX while the permanent staff is [away]. How is this ethical? Please put in blog.
     The writer of this note named names, which I’ve deleted. DtB has noted this administrator's spectacular incompetence once or twice in recent years. A very reliable source once informed me of one of the dean's even more questionable hires. Of course, we don't know if this latest story is true, but it certainly fits with much that we've heard from good sources.
     I cannot believe that our leaders at the college are unaware of this pattern.
     Evidently, they just don’t care.
     UPDATE: I've been assured that whatever was done by this dean was soon undone. Let's move on.

     UPDATE #2: the employee in this case was not an instructor, and, as I said, the hiring was undone almost as soon as it was done (evidently, it did not pass muster with HR). A friend reminds me that there are many instances of the hiring of friends and relatives at Irvine Valley College. So let's move beyond this particular case which, as I said, is somewhat of a non-case.

One more time

Mathur: the type of guy who brings a balloon to a culture war
Ruling: College invocations did not violate First Amendment (OC Reg)

     A federal judge has ruled Saddleback and Irvine Valley Colleges may continue to open school events with invocations, but said district officials violated First Amendment rights on at least two separate occasions.
     In his order, U.S. District Court Judge R. Gary Klausner, ruled partially in favor of the district officials and partially in favor of the faculty members and students who filed a lawsuit in 2009, seeking to prohibit prayers at school events.
. . .
     Klausner determined that nonsectarian invocations at events like graduation and scholarship ceremonies do not violate the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment, which enforces the separation of church and state. Klausner denied the plaintiffs' request to prohibit invocations because they could not show that irreparable damage would result from continuation of the tradition.
     Klausner also determined two incidents – one involving Mathur and another involving former SOCCCD trustee Donald Wagner – did violate the Establishment Clause.
     The incident related to Mathur occurred during the Chancellor's Opening Session in August 2009. A slide show of patriotic images set to "God Bless the USA" was played during a faculty training session, ending with two slides picturing flag-draped coffins of U.S. soldiers.
     According to the court order, the images were superimposed with the message, "Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you. Jesus Christ and the American G.I. ... One died for your soul, the other died for your freedom."
. . .
     The incident related to Wagner occurred at a May 2009 scholarship ceremony, which Wagner opened with an invocation.
     In the invocation, Wagner mocked "the special interest group that has contacted this college to pursue its agenda of driving God from public square….
. . .

     Lawyers for both sides claimed victory with Klausner's order.
     "They challenged invocations, and we're pleased with the outcome," said John Vogt, the attorney representing the defendants. "We think it's consistent with other cases in this context."
     Plaintiffs' attorney Ayesha Khan saw things differently.
     "The district has been found to have violated the constitutional rights not once, but twice, by presenting religiously hostile messages at district events, Khan said.
     The lawsuit was filed against Wagner and Mathur in their individual and official capacities. They were found to have violated the Establishment Clause in their individual capacities only, Vogt said.
     "It was a mistake," Vogt said. "The court found that they are not likely to be repeated and were one time in nature."
. . .
     The attorneys for both parties will meet with the judge for a mandatory settlement conference on Feb. 17. If no settlement is reached, Klausner may issue his final judgment in the case. It was not immediately clear when the judgment would be issued.
     Khan said she plans to appeal the portion of the case her clients lost. Vogt would not comment on whether college or district officials would appeal the case, calling the decision "premature" since final judgment has not yet been rendered.

Mattel has released a Don Wagner doll, complete with tiny Bible and "detachable" beard.

"Do not fear what has blown up. If you must, fear the unexploded."



What I Will

by Suheir Hammad

I will not
dance to your war
drum. I will
not lend my soul nor
my bones to your war
drum. I will
not dance to your
beating. I know that beat.
It is lifeless. I know
intimately that skin
you are hitting. It
was alive once
hunted stolen
stretched. I will
not dance to your drummed
up war. I will not pop
spin beak for you. I
will not hate for you or
even hate you. I will
not kill for you. Especially
I will not die
for you. I will not mourn
the dead with murder nor
suicide. I will not side
with you nor dance to bombs
because everyone else is
dancing. Everyone can be
wrong. Life is a right not
collateral or casual. I
will not forget where
I come from. I
will craft my own drum. Gather my beloved
near and our chanting
will be dancing. Our
humming will be drumming. I
will not be played. I
will not lend my name
nor my rhythm to your
beat. I will dance
and resist and dance and
persist and dance. This heartbeat is louder than
death. Your war drum ain’t
louder than this breath.

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Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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