Oral Roberts to visit local church
Today, the OC Reg reports that 91-year-old Oral Roberts will make an appearance at Life Church on Crown Valley, Saturday. The old fellow will perform a "Blessing of the Next Generation" with a "laying on of hands" for more than 40 children.
OK, whatever.
The Reg took some pics. In the one above, Roberts “strikes a spiritual pose at his Newport Beach home.”
Newport Beach home?! I thought Roberts was a country boy from Oklahoma! Shouldn't he be there, kissing ignorant children? And what’s a “man of God” doing living in wealthy and God-forsaken Newport Beach? (And is his backyard a golf course?!)
Life Church pastor Phil Munsey gushes that Roberts is “an amazing man…. He’s prayed for a million and a half people.”
I don’t get it. Anybody can pray for a million and a half people. More even. What’s Munsey talking about?
Maybe the point is that, sure, anybody can pray for multitudes—even you. But when Roberts prays, God really listens!
I bet Roberts' shoes are Italian.
The Reg interviews Roberts. It asks him what it’s like to speak to hundreds of thousands of the sheepery. The answer:
I pray for God's presence to come into my being, my body and my mind. The sermon comes to me. I don't make notes.
OK, I get it. He’s the Lord's conduit. God enters him and comes out squawking in Oral’s voice. Plus God gives him a superpower.
Wow, what a humble fucking guy. I bet he lives by the water, owns a yacht, hangs at the BBC.
The interview ends with a surprise:
Q. What do you think about President Barack Obama?
A. He is the man of this time. He's taken the burdens of the presidency in a remarkable manner. If he keeps on going the way he's going, he'll be a remarkable president. I voted for him.
Well, OK. That’s a pretty good answer.