Thursday, March 12, 2015

IVC Recruitment Stopped, but Saddleback Continues to Hire!

Orange blossoms were in the air today. A little early, yes, but an unmistakable sign of spring. It reminded Rebel Girl of her early years at the little college in the orange groves when the college was smaller and the groves larger. Student clubs sponsored orange picks on the weekends. Rebel Girl remembers immigrant women stopping to pick, not oranges, but orange blossoms, whole branches. They left a few dollars as those who picked the fruit did, not a lot, but what the fundraisers mostly raised were spirits and memories anyway. They knew that even then.

Today other things were in the air as well.

Rebel Girl and others received this disappointing information midday:
Because the District is expected to be 20 faculty positions over its Faculty Obligation Number this year, IVC will be hiring 6 new faculty positions plus 2 positions from last year, but cannot prudently hire beyond this number. The communication studies, geography, and learning disabilities positions (#7, #8, and #9 on the faculty prioritization list) are now pulled (stopped) and will not be filled this year. I am sure that these disciplines will be among the highest priority positions next year and should get early recruitments due to their expected location on the faculty priority list.
«Qué lástima», as Rebel Girl might exclaim in her clase de espanol.

One of the three positions now sidelined to next year is the long-waited replacement to fill a long vacated position – for a full-time Learning Disabilities Specialist. Rebel Girl believes that the college is out of compliance on this issue – but she may be wrong on this point. Do let her know. Anyone who teaches here can attest to the immediate need for such a position - now, tomorrow, yesterday, last year. 


Among the positions continuing to receive funding are two positions at ATEP: one a Laser King and the other, his companion, a Wizard of Robots, for whose program there exists no curriculum. Nada.

The reassurances that these delayed positions will be get priority next year did little to assuage faculty. One smart fellow pointed out that, of course, this will cause a cascade effect – and folks hoping to hire next year, will have slimmer chances. Or none.

Many were curious about Saddleback: Did IVC's sister college make the similar concessions? The answer appears to be NO. In response to her query this afternoon, Rebel Girl received this prompt reply from the president of Saddleback's Academic Senate:
"No, this is not happening at SC. I am somewhat confused by this decision because the faculty obligation number is a minimum not a maximum. Going over would be a college budget issue and not a FON [Faculty Obligation Number] issue."
Still others complained about the process: Who knew this was coming? When were folks informed? How come applicants heard about the cessation BEFORE FACULTY AND STAFF? Apparently HR sent out emails notifying applicants that the positions had been closed BEFORE staff and admin and faculty were informed. [Reports indicate this happened for the COMM position. ] This is how some first learned of this decision earlier today—when applicants contacted them about it. Very classy!

Others wanted to discuss this burning issue with the college president but he was off campus today. Theories varied about whether he was playing golf, attending a meeting, jumping out of airplanes, coaching pals on how to best score jobs, taking pricey photos of zoo animals or all of the above. Some bemoaned the lost opportunity he had of sacrificing his pet positions of Laser King and Robot Wizard and making the magnanimous gesture of funding the positions that would meet the real and immediate needs of the most needy students.

There is more to say – Shared governance? Process? Justice? Student Success? – but the hour is late. La hora de la madrugada es cerca. 

* UPDATE: As of 10:30 this morning,  the LD Specialist and Geography are still listed on the district website. We understand that the COMM position closed awhile back and that those applicants were contacted and told that the position had been cancelled.   Some are wondering whether or not this decision could be reversed or altered in some way.

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A Crapola Valley College “happening”

One of Lake Erie's ghost dogs
     Today, the IVC community got an email alerting us to an IVC “Happening”:
IVC Happenings: Welcome Dr. Victoria King Heinsen to Irvine Valley College
     Gosh, what’s that all about? Well, we’re told something remarkable. We're told that
Heinsen's publication
Dr. Victoria King Heinsen visited Irvine Valley College (IVC) this week to study more about Dr. Patric Taylor’s [Taylor would seem to be IVC’s Theatre Production Manager, a classified employee] technique for teaching course critical vocabulary in action. The method entails professors posting the words in the classroom and during lectures pausing for a moment and asking a random student to define one of the selected words. By the end of the semester, the words should have jumped into students’ long-term memory, Dr. Taylor says. Dr. Heinsen will take what she has learned back with her to Terra State Community College in Ohio, where she will implement it in the fall. Her visit was made possible through a grant from Concordia University in Portland, Ore., where Dr. Heinsen is an online master’s of education professor.
Two things:

     First, Taylor’s “technique for teaching course critical vocabulary” sounds, um, odd. Memory tricks, eh? Writing vocabulary words on the board? Students spouting memorized verbiage? College is not about vocabulary words and flash cards. I’m sorry, but this "defining words" routine sounds like subcollegiate crapola. Natch, it fits in with some past IVC "happenings" at Glenn Roquemore Mediocre Astounding Inventions College.
     Second, it turns out that this Victoria King Heinsen is some kind of flake. At the Reb’s suggestion, I looked her up. Amazon indicates that she has published one book, and it is about—ghosts. Yes, ghosts:
Heinsen and Taylor
Ghosts and Legends of Lake Erie's North Coast (Haunted America)
     The residents of Lake Erie’s North Coast have trouble leaving even after they die. The area is flooded with the spirits of locals, some friendly, some not. See the sorrowful eyes of the Hauntingly Beautiful High School Student, who floats the corridors looking for her lost boyfriend, and head to an old Port Clinton hotel to watch the ghost of a maintenance man wander haphazardly through the inn, making routine repairs. Read about the figure that lurks in the clock of the Port Clinton Courthouse every night, never moving, simply watching, until disappearing with the sun. Local ghost tour guide Victoria King Heinsen has a personal connection with every story, and her firsthand accounts will turn every paranormal skeptic into a believer.
     —Don’t think so.
     Heinsen's Concordia U is a private, Christian university. Lutheran. Conservative Lutheran.
     An Education professor, eh? Why am I not surprised? Ghosts, SLOs, floating dead students, memory tricks, lurking "figures." Yeah.
     Good grief. (See EdDreck)

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