Vern reports that what he experienced today was “darkly fascinating.” Check out his piece.
One of the Tea People (or, anyway, one of the purveyors of tea) is our own trustee Don Wagner, who is running for State Assembly. Reports Vern:
For the first time I was able to hear [him] speak. His heavily Glenn Beck-influenced history lesson, centered on tough-guy Jefferson quotes and standard calls-to-arms-against-tyranny, was most notable for his innovative use of the word “encrosion” – apparently a Jabberwocky-style conflation of “encroachment” and “erosion” – as in “their encrosion of our borders.”
Or was it just “Teabonics,” as Gus Ayer calls it?
One theme sounded in nearly every speech was the eerie similarity between the circumstances which drove our Founding Fathers to rebellion against the British, to what we patriots are facing now under President Obama and Speaker Pelosi.
As I observed to my traveling companion, “That is so true! Remember all that access to healthcare King George tried to foist on the poor colonists?”
Snarked he in response, “Yeah, they must have felt like right fools, having elected him after he campaigned on that issue!”
Well, OK, if you wanted to know what Don squawked about at this Tea thing, that doesn’t tell you much, but you should read the rest of Vern’s piece anyway. It provides a pretty good picture of who these local Tea People are. They ain't much.
Evidently, at its peak, the crowd today comprised one hundred “patriots,” including (by Vern's count) about a dozen rednecks. (Not included: 40 vendors.)
That’s just pathetic. Maybe Lindsey Graham is right: this Tea Party thing is just gonna peter out for lack of coherence--or too much Sleepytime.
But they’re not over yet, and our Don has decided to serenade ‘em while they're still hopped up.
That’s too bad. Don’s a smart guy. It’s sad to see him wooing a bunch of illiterate, racist morons.