Friday, October 10, 2008

Thank God for foreigners!

1. BULLSHIT AT IVC. At yesterday’s meeting of the Irvine Valley College Academic Senate, senators reviewed a draft of the college “Mission statement and college goals.” It was not produced by the senate. Not sure who wrote it.

“This is transparent bullshit,” I said, referring to the draft.

See if you agree. The document begins with this sentence:
Irvine Valley College is an institution led by strategic planning based on data-driven decision making and continuous evaluation and improvement.
Can “planning” be said to lead things? Don’t think so. The above sentence looks like something created simply to contain such phrases as “strategic planning,” “data-driven decision making,” and “evaluation and improvement” (but of what?).

Shouldn’t the sentences of the college mission also make sense? Evidently, for the author, making sense is a low priority.

The draft goes on to explain that,
To best serve the needs of a diverse population and workforce, the college delivers its curriculum in a variety of … methods through high quality faculty and staff.
“It delivers its curriculum”?, I asked. Curriculum-delivery is bullshit. Can’t we say that we “teach” or that students “learn”? Why not say things that make clear sense?

When a student writes like this, he is corrected. If an administrator writes like this, he gets an Ed.D. You should see the Chancellor's writing. He got his "Ed.D." from a box of Cracker-Jack (Nova Southeastern).

2. THANK GOD FOR FOREIGNERS! In today’s Inside Higher Ed:
Cultural attitudes in the United States discourage the most talented students in mathematics — especially female students — from advancing in the field, according to a study that will appear today in the Notices of the American Mathematical Society. Unlike many previous studies that have focused on the poor performance of American students overall, this report examined participants in top mathematics competitions for students. “The U.S. culture that is discouraging girls is also discouraging boys,” says Janet Mertz, a professor of oncology at the University of Wisconsin at Madison and the senior author of the study. “The situation is becoming urgent. The data show that a majority of the top young mathematicians in this country were not born here.” One bit of evidence cited in the report: Eighty percent of female and 60 percent of male faculty members hired in recent years by the very top research university mathematics departments in the United States were born in other countries.
3. DOES A BEAR  SCRATCH IN THE WOODS, SENATOR McNASTY? In today’s What’s New:
Several readers sent me articles about a McCain ad that ridiculed $3 million for a study of grizzly DNA. The object is to match DNA against fur samples taken from back-scratch trees to get population trends without following the bears around, which is expensive. Congress requires that the information be collected. It's not "pork." Pork-barrel refers to lines inserted into bills by Appropriations Committee members in conference without any vote. It is reprehensible and should be stopped—but that's not what happened here.

The further adventures of John and Sarah's army of stupid people

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As per usual, the crowd is ugly and stupid. They have been encouraged to be ugly and stupid, and they really come through.

"Oh-oh. This is getting out of hand," thinks Senator McCain...

"He is a decent person and a person that you do not have to be scared as President of the United States," says Senator McCain of Senator Obama.

"Boo!" shout his supporters. "Boo!"
...

"He's an Arab," says the stupid woman with the microphone.
"No," says Senator McCain.

"No?"

McCain takes the mike. He says that Obama is not an Arab; no, he's a decent man.

(I wonder if any Arabs were listening?)

See McCain draws line on attacks

Meanwhile, young Sarah commits an ethics boo-boo:

WATCH SARAH LIE (back in July):


Alaska Inquiry Concludes Palin Abused Powers:
The report says [Governor Palin] knowingly “permitted Todd Palin to use the governor’s office and the resources of the governor’s office, including access to state employees, to continue to contact subordinate state employees in an effort to find some way to get Trooper Wooten fired.”

Further, it says, she “knowingly permitted a situation to continue where impermissible pressure was placed on several subordinates in order to advance a personal agenda.”
"It's Over," by the Smiths
Dedicated to the McCain/Palin campaign:

Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head
And as I climb into an empty bed
Oh well, enough said.

I know it's over - still I cling
I don't know where else I can go
Oh ...
Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head

See, the sea wants to take me
Do you think you can help me?
Sad veiled bride, please be happy
Handsome groom, give her room
Loud, loutish lover, treat her kindly

And I know it's over - still I cling
I don't know where else I can go
Over and over and over and over
Over and over...

Hell Froze Over Today

William F. Buckley's son, the writer Christopher Buckley, announced his support for Barack Obama.

In Tina Brown's The Daily Beast, Buckley writes:

Let me be the latest conservative/libertarian/whatever to leap onto the Barack Obama bandwagon. It’s a good thing my dear old mum and pup are no longer alive. They’d cut off my allowance.

Or would they?...

...Dear Pup once said to me sighfully after a right-winger who fancied himself a WFB protégé had said something transcendently and provocatively cretinous, “You know, I’ve spent my entire life time separating the Right from the kooks.” Well, the dear man did his best. At any rate, I don’t have the kidney at the moment for 12,000 emails saying how good it is he’s no longer alive to see his Judas of a son endorse for the presidency a covert Muslim who pals around with the Weather Underground...

...John McCain has changed. He said, famously, apropos the Republican debacle post-1994, “We came to Washington to change it, and Washington changed us.” This campaign has changed John McCain. It has made him inauthentic... His ninth-inning attack ads are mean-spirited and pointless. And finally, not to belabor it, there was the Palin nomination. What on earth can he have been thinking?

All this is genuinely saddening, and for the country is perhaps even tragic, for America ought, really, to be governed by men like John McCain—who have spent their entire lives in its service, even willing to give the last full measure of their devotion to it. If he goes out losing ugly, it will be beyond tragic, graffiti on a marble bust...

...Obama has in him—I think, despite his sometimes airy-fairy “We are the people we have been waiting for” silly rhetoric—the potential to be a good, perhaps even great leader. He is, it seems clear enough, what the historical moment seems to be calling for.

So, I wish him all the best. We are all in this together. Necessity is the mother of bipartisanship. And so, for the first time in my life, I’ll be pulling the Democratic lever in November. As the saying goes, God save the United States of America.


To read it in its entirety, click here.

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