Wednesday, April 14, 2010

And a mysterious blonde, posing as a Middle Eastern man

You remember that wacky story about a local “business” that provided college exam takers for about 100 Middle Eastern students, right?

Tonight, OC Weekly’s Matt Coker provides an update:

Eamon Daniel Higgins GUILTY in Foreign Student Visa Fraud
Eamon Daniel Higgins, 46, of Laguna Niguel, pleaded guilty in federal court today to conspiracy for allegedly orchestrating a visa fraud scheme involving dozens of Middle Eastern students enrolled at Southern California colleges and universities, including Irvine Valley College.

Higgins faces up to five years in federal prison at his August sentencing.

He obtained counterfeit California driver's licenses, took tests and exams and attended classes on behalf of students from Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Lebanon, Kuwait, Turkey and Qatar. Co-conspirators helped Higgins with his scheme, including a mysterious blonde who apparently posed as a Middle Eastern man.

Higgins received up to $1,500 to complete final examinations and other classroom work for foreign students, and $1,000 for taking required English proficiency tests, according to court documents based on an eight-month investigation…. (continued)

Philosophers say the darndest things: the "stupid mechanic"

J.L. Austin on “other minds”:
If we have made sure it’s a goldfinch, and a real goldfinch, and then in the future it does something outrageous (explodes, quotes Mrs. Woolf, or what not), we don’t say we were wrong to say it was a goldfinch, we don’t know what to say. Words literally fail us….
(How come I spend my days encountering exploding goldfinches? Damn!)


René Descartes has a loony idea and so he describes lunatics:
And how could I deny that these hands and this body are mine, were it not perhaps that I compare myself to certain persons, devoid of sense, whose cerebella are so troubled and clouded by the violent vapours of black bile, that they constantly assure us that they think they are kings when they are really quite poor, or that they are clothed in purple when they are really without covering, or who imagine that they have an earthenware head or are nothing but pumpkins or are made of glass.
(I don't think this is supposed to be funny, but it kills me every time! D was a 17th Century comic.)


David Hume: just ‘cause the universe is impressive don’t mean a smart guy made it!
If we survey a ship, what an exalted idea must we form of the ingenuity of the carpenter who framed so complicated, useful, and beautiful a machine? And what surprize must we feel, when we find him a stupid mechanic, who imitated others, and copied an art, which, through a long succession of ages, after multiplied trials, mistakes, corrections, deliberations, and controversies, had been gradually improving? Many worlds might have been botched and bungled, throughout an eternity, ere this system was struck out; much labour lost, many fruitless trials made; and a slow, but continued improvement carried on during infinite ages in the art of world-making. In such subjects, who can determine, where the truth; nay, who can conjecture where the probability lies, amidst a great number of hypotheses which may be proposed, and a still greater which may be imagined?
(Hume's pal Adam Smith was also interested in things that look like the product of intelligent design or management--but aren't.)

Honest, we really don't know anything

With a Bear Hug (Chronicle of Higher Education)

This is odd, but good, I think. Assistant professor of journalism and new media, Kim Komenich, teaches at San Jose State U and is a Pulitzer Prize winning photographer.

He’s also a world class bear hugger.

On Monday, he waited in line at the bank:
Mr. Komenich heard the man in front of him demand money from the teller. When he saw the man reach for his pockets, he gripped the man in a bear hug and held him until police officers arrived.
Big guy to small guy, an inescapable bear hug is easy. Sustaining one for twenty minutes—on a guy who is highly motivated to get the hell away—is not.

Check out the pic. I think maybe Komenich killed the guy. That would explain it.

I wonder what his photographs are like.

In my Intro to Philosophy course this morning, I showed an old documentary about quantum physics. It’s pretty cool. When things get really small they get seriously strange.

Students don’t seem to know this.

In class, I'll zero in on one idea, say, quantum entanglement. I'll ask, “Do any of you know anything about this?”

They never seem to know anything. Doesn't matter what it is. I'll say, “Some o’ you know, right? You just don’t wanna say!”

Silence. Then I'll hear a small voice from off to the side.

“Um, Mr. Bauer. We really don’t know anything.”

Oh.

Oddly, one segment of the documentary concerns the scientific images created by the great American photographer Berenice Abbott (1898–1991). She is interviewed: she must have been close to ninety years old at the time. Sharp as a tack. Very no-nonsense.

I recommend looking into her non-scientific photographic work (if you are not already familiar with it). Very very cool.

Berenice Abbott (Wikipedia)
CHANGING NEW YORK 1935-1938
Brief biography
Overview
Berenice Abbott's Changing New York
Art Institute of Chicago


Southwestern College administrative rat bastards get major "muzzle" prize

Our pal Phil down at Southwestern College turned us on to an AP story about his college’s latest honor: it was chosen for a “Muzzle” award by the Thomas Jefferson Center for the Protection of Free Expression!

Free Speech Group Gives "Muzzle" Awards
Banning the sale of wine because of a nude, bike-riding nymph on the label of the bottle. Confining campus protests to a "free-speech patio" [yep, that’s Southwestern administrators!]. Keeping street performers off the Las Vegas Strip.

Those were some of the actions that the Thomas Jefferson Center for the Protection of Free Expression cited Tuesday in awarding its dubious "Muzzle" awards. The Charlottesville center awards the Muzzles annually to mark the April 13 birthday of Jefferson – its namesake, the third president and free-speech advocate.

Center director Bob O'Neil said that while the 10 winners of the 2010 awards were geographically diverse, they didn't include any corporations or other private entities as in past years – all are government and school officials.

The Alabama Alcohol Beverage Control Board won its Muzzle for banning the sale and distribution of a California wine because it displays "a person posed in an immoral or sensuous manner." The questionable image is a replica of a 1895 French poster featuring a nymph flying next to a winged bicycle.

"If you magnify it by three- or four-fold, even then you could barely detect a nipple," O'Neil said.

Southwestern College administrators won a Muzzle for its policy of limiting protests to a "free-speech patio." Faculty members at the Chula Vista, California, college who tried to move to a nearby courtyard when protesting budget cuts were banned from campus. After public outcry, officials lifted the ban, but the free-speech patio remains, O'Neil said…. (continued)
You’ll definitely want to read the rest. Sheesh!

Greg Lukianoff of the Huffington Post was dazzled enough by the news to offer his "Congratulations to the administration, and President Raj K. Chopra, of Southwestern College….”

Lukianoff notes that the TJ Center gives the award to “those who in the preceding year committed some of the more egregious or ridiculous affronts to the First Amendment right of free speech."

He explains how Southwestern earned the honor:
In 2009 Southwestern College … not only banned three professors from campus after they participated in a peaceful protest, but also kept free speech restricted to a single small patio on campus. Yes, you read that correctly: a Free Speech Patio.
Lukianoff provides a handy map of the campus and its "zones."

The Fox version of the story notes that “Southwestern spokesman Chris Bender said Tuesday that [banning the faculty from campus] was an issue of public safety, and that ‘the Jefferson Center has confused protecting free speech with protecting people from getting hurt.’”

Well, there you go.

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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