OC Weekly 2012 Election Guide: South Orange County Community College District (Navel Gazing)—A nice review of the John "Pension Boy" Williams saga—plus an overview of the SOCCCD trustees race.
The SOUTH ORANGE COUNTY COMMUNITY COLLEGE DISTRICT — "[The] blog he developed was something that made the district better." - Tim Jemal, SOCCCD BoT President, 7/24/23
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Cynicism and skepticism unbound
David Gatewood |
And so when I received an email today from President Roquemore, inviting me to attend Vital Link’s “23rd Anniversary Celebration Mixer” (Nov. 8), I could only say: “What’s all this about?”
My office mate shrugged.
First of all, just what is this “Vital Link”? In fact, according to Roquemore's email, if one were interested in attending the mixer—an event that will honor three individuals, including Dean of Fine Arts & Business Sciences, David Gatewood—one would be obliged to RSVP, not the college, but, well, “Ruth” at Vital Link!
Rocky, as is his custom, shed no light whatsoever on the nature of this Vital Link. We are left only with our imaginations. Classic Irvine Vallitude.
A "CAREER EXPLORATION EXPERIENCES" FIRM? It appears that Vital Link, which is located in lovely Costa Mesa, “provides hands-on, career exploration experiences for high school students, helping them carve out their own unique career path.” If you’re a kid who’s unsure of your future, you can attend Vital Link programs, and they will allow you to “sort through your interests, get excited, and literally try on a career for a day.”
I like the "get excited" part. I wonder who came up with VL's "hey, kid, wanna play pretend?" idea? Frankly, it sounds like something Lucy Ricardo might hatch. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I love Lucy.
On the Vital Link website, we’re told that
Vital Link is the central point of contact between businesses and schools. Since 1989, the organization has developed successful career exploration programs in Southern California. By working with Vital Link, your organization can increase its impact and effectiveness in your education and outreach efforts.
Ms. Coil |
The “Vital Link Ambassador” title goes to one Ann Coil of Coil & Associates, a career coaching firm whose motto is the chirpy “Go to work happy.” Coil is on the VL Board.
Mr. Lindburgh McPherson, the third human honoree, will receive the coveted “Above and beyond” title. Evidently, he is associated with (and lives at) “Wilcox Manor”—a Tustin Old Town mansion that is made available “to a considerable number of non-profits and others….” (Since that building is in a residential area, such usage has pissed off the neighbors bigtime. Why does McPherson get away with that? Dunno.)
Near as I can tell, Mr. McPherson is also the Business Development Manager of Medic-1 Ambulance of Irwindale.
OK, he works for an ambulance company and lives in a mansion that hosts non-profit events. Why not?
Mr. Lindburgh McPherson |
McPherson is also on the “Community Development Block Grant” Committee, whatever that is. I think that means that he helps to secure state money for grantular things.
And that’s not all. McPherson is also on the board of the aforementioned Vital Link. So that's the second Vital Linkster who's being honored—by Vital Link.
What does it all mean? Dunno.
Recipient of the “Supporting a vision” title is the Orange County Fair Events Center, which runs(?) the OC Fair, I guess. Or maybe it just runs the center.
Finally, recipient of the “Making a connection” title is none other than Cisco Systems, Inc. You remember them. They’re a highly successful maker of “specialized computers that route information through a network—acting as a sort of data traffic cop” (see).
THE MYSTERIOUS POWERS OF SPORTS MEMORABILIA. Well, our tour through this particular quasi-collegiate funhouse isn't over yet. The mixer will be held at something called the Newport Sports Museum, a facility (near Fashion Island) housing a collection of sports memorabilia. The Museum’s mission is “to motivate at-risk youth to stay in school, off drugs and away from gangs through the use of its historic collection of sports memorabilia and well-known athlete volunteers.”
Among the organization’s “driving principles” [?] is that
a panel of athlete volunteers would demonstrate to at-risk youth the important role that sports had on their lives, including their educational achievements and experiences with drugs, alcohol and gangs.”I’ve got a question. How do you “use” a collection of sports memorabilia to motivate kids to stay at school and away from drugs and gangs? I guess the youngsters are supposed to hang around the Museum, ogling the old sweat shirts and photos. That would do it, I guess.
Sports heroes aren't what they used to be, it seems. (Well, obviously, sports hero-worship was always a dodgy business.) I wouldn't want my kid to hang around those guys, that's for sure. They're liable to hand you a Bible and get you deep into some bad car wash investment.
Wilcox Manor in Tustin |
What’s that? —Ready? Here it is:
[Young people] Imagine, Explore, Discover, Experience and Connect to their future” and, thereby, they can “achieve their Dream Career.”No doubt (ahem) the process is grounded in the latest psychological research. I mean, it's not as though people are just makin' this stuff up!
Evidently, Glenn has taken the Vita-Meata process to heart, for his invitation/communication ends with the words
“Please forward this e-mail to a friend and help us support Students as they Explore, Discover, Connect to their future Career.” [Capitalization in the original.]That's our Glenn. He's so into science.
Vita-Meata-Vega-Min
South County Community College Candidate Tim Jemal Takes on John Williams (Liberal OC)
…What can we say about John Williams that hasn’t already been said? He personifies the worst kind of corrupt, crony, hypocritical politician that our county government management is loaded with. Putting Williams back in public office would be huge mistake and do serious damage to Irvine Valley and Saddleback College. Williams is not worthy of public service. Tim [Jemal] is a stand-up guy who works to bridge gaps and find common ground, and he’ll use these skills to do what is in the best interests of our community colleges.
…What can we say about John Williams that hasn’t already been said? He personifies the worst kind of corrupt, crony, hypocritical politician that our county government management is loaded with. Putting Williams back in public office would be huge mistake and do serious damage to Irvine Valley and Saddleback College. Williams is not worthy of public service. Tim [Jemal] is a stand-up guy who works to bridge gaps and find common ground, and he’ll use these skills to do what is in the best interests of our community colleges.
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