Saturday, November 13, 2010

How to make a Tea Party magnet

First, post something on your blog with "Tea Party" in the title. Anything.

Then add some stupid graphics that have something or anything--or maybe nothing--to do with Tea and Tea Parties--even something as stupid as this Disney duckling-in-a-cup thingy. You can grab these stupid photos from Google pics or whatnot. I bet some people collect mouse turds, too. An' duck turds, who knows.
Try for some "balance": something for the boys, like that duck, and something for the girls, like this pink cup with Mickey and Minnie grinnin' at one another, I guess. It doesn't really matter. We've got cross-species girl action below:
Don't fret if some of the graphics are really grainy or shitty. It won't matter. The shittier the better, I say.
Hell, even use something really idiotic and marginal like this  photo of a Disney cloth cup with an ugly striped beaver (squirrel? marmot?) floatin' in it. Why not? Maybe it's got some kinda Tea Party significance. Could be.
     Then stand back and wait for the Tea Partiers to wander in. Maybe ask for donations or something.
     —Well, not that. That would be dishonest.
     Don't tell 'em anything. Just see if they wander in.
     And why would they do that? Because you posted something with freakin' "Tea Party" in the title,  that's why.
     These people, man.



Today's Prendergast/Muldoon tally: P over M by 1.74%

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(the trend is mighty clear)
Nov. 13:

THOMAS "T.J." PRENDERGAST
114,384 - 50.87%

KEVIN M. MULDOON
110,463 - 49.13%

   —As of 5:00 p.m.
   3,465 ballots counted since yesterday
   Prendergast now ahead by 3,921 votes.
   See Unofficial Cumulative Results

MR. SCIENCE:
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"Unrestrained growth is coming to an end"

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As For-Profit Colleges' Enrollment Growth Slows, Analysts See Signs of an Industry Reset (Chronicle of Higher Education)

After several years of record enrollment growth, the increases have slowed at many for-profit institutions, according to earnings reports of the last few weeks. Many companies say they're expecting that trend to continue as they change course on their marketing and recruiting strategies to comply with new federal regulations. ¶ "The unrestrained growth is coming to an end," says Kevin Kinser, senior researcher at the Institute for Global Education Policy Studies at the University at Albany who studies the for-profit education industry….

Roy's obituary in LA Times and Register: "we were lucky to have you while we did"

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