Friday, September 14, 2007

Hey, get a load of that cool new high-tech campus in Tustin! (Part 1)

I TAUGHT my 3-hour class this morning and then took care of some paper work. I finished up at maybe 2:30, and boy was I glad to leap like an idiot into the wild blue yonder of the weekend! I climbed into my Chrysler 300, and zoom!

I was talking to Bob Kopecky the other day, and he said I should drop by ATEP—that's the high-tech campus that just opened up in Tustin—and take a few pics. (ATEP is the Advanced Technology & Education Park, a campus of the South Orange County Community College District.)

He's mighty proud of it; he's its Provost. (We call 'im Park Ranger Bob.)

So I figured, what the heck, I may as well go over there since it was such a beautiful day. Plus I like to look at those big blimp hangers. I can never get enough of those things.

You can get to ATEP on Redhill—it's just off Valencia. Somebody's done a lot of work to clean things up at the old base. It used to be kinda post-apocalyptic: dirt, weeds, shitty buildings, toxic waste bubbling up from beneath the earth. (Well, not that.)

ATEP, whose cozy but shiny "phase 1" sits right along Redhill, looks modern and futuristic. It sometimes reminds me of the Borg. I worry sometimes that it's gonna X-ray me or transport me to Pluto.

Eventually, ATEP will be 68 acres of dazzling high-techery and whatnotery—plus a few of the old relics left over from the Marine era, like the little white chapel and the rusted pull-up bars of death. A nice contrast.

See the pic on the left? You can see, to the right, a mock-up of a vehicle that can actually drive across the country on one tank of gas! That's gotta be a big money saver.

Evidently, the "head" inside the cockpit is built around some ancient monkey skull or something, constructed with photons or electrons, but waddoo I know. I think it glows and bleeps.

There's all manner of high-tech whiz-bangery at ATEP. Even the parking lot is unusually convoluted, as if it were designed by Rube Goldberg or maybe the City of Tustin. I could do without that, actually.

I poked my head into one of the rooms, and GOOD LORD! It was filled with dozens of Mac Pros!

Now, I'm all Mac'd up myself, and so I know just how fine these computers are. They purr. They crunch and whoosh. I drool. You can take over the world from one of those, y'know.

As the kids say (and, frankly, I do wish they'd stop saying it), "sweet!"

PART 2 OF THIS SERIES will be a tour of the inside of ATEP. Hundreds of kids take classes at the campus (sometimes called the "Entity") already, and you wouldn't believe the great contraptions & gizmos they have to work with!

I'd keep on eye on those kids, if I were you, Bob.

TUSTIN'S THE DISTRICT: GRATUITOUS BUZZKILLERY:

P.S.: On the way home, I dropped by that big dumb shopping area to the southeast of ATEP—the "District," it's called.

So, OK, I do have a complaint. I think it's pretty rude to go to something that, for decades, has been known as the "biggest" or the "stinkiest" or whatever, and then to go ahead and build something right next to it that's even bigger or stinkier!

So what do those New Age sharpies at WHOLE FOODS MARKET do? They build a store that's even bigger than those hangers! I almost fell over tryin' to see the top of it!

Plus it's filled with nothing but New Age bullshit—you know: books with titles like Know your Karma through Asparagus, books by that ashole Andrew Weil, books about enemas and nuts & twigs, books by Shirley F*cking MacLaine. —Plus "organic" sprouts and oats and cow brains and fig bars.

I liked the post-apocalyptic wasteland better.

It Ain't Over Yet:L'affaire Chemerinsky

Over at her excellent and fiesty blog, Witness LA, Celeste Fremon unpacks the latest in the UCI-Chemerinsky furor - check it out. Fremon is a journalist and occasional instructor at UC Irvine.

All the expected players and more are there, including a cameo by LA Supervisor Mike Antonovich. (Damn! I thought I got away from that guy by moving south!)

At the end, Fremon asks: "why should the rest of us care that a job offer was tendered to a Duke University law professor, and then later withdrawn?"

Her answer: "Here’s why: Because when the worst kind of petty back room political maneuvering holds that kind of power over one of the state’s best—hell, one of the country’s best—public universities, then we all damn well better care."

"It was an Avalanche"

WHAT DO OTHER CAMPUSES DO when the hiring process is corrupted? When academic freedom and the integrity of the institution is attacked?

They organize.

Today the Los Angeles Times characterizes the situation at UCI as a "furor" (one of Rebel Girl's favorite journalistic nouns) and claims that the dismisal of Chemerinsky may delay the opening of the law school, scheduled for 2009.

An online petition, signed by faculty, students, staff and yes, fellow Anteaters, alumni can be viewed (and signed) here.

The petition is an open letter to Chancellor Drake and addresses him directly:

"...if the reports are true, as our institutional and intellectual leader, and as our representative, you have failed to defend the integrity of the university, its recruitment process, and the sanctity of academic freedom you have given voice to supporting in the past. We have no idea what pressure you came under from those promising to support the university financially or politically, but we have heard nothing of your public undertaking to stand up for the intellectual independence of the university, its hiring processes which weren’t allowed as a consequence to run their course, of academic integrity and of the principle of reasonable independence. It is this that disturbs us most deeply."

The letter closes with an appeal for Drake to "reconsider [his]position, and to reverse [his] decision thus to reinstate the process for Professor Chemerinsky’s appointment. Anything less is an attack on the integrity, reputation, and morale of faculty, staff, and students alike at the University of California, Irvine."

Meanwhile, Rebel Girl has been chided a bit on another blog for her tendency to characterize this incident in particular and county politics in general in a way that might be seen as Machiavellian.

Surely, it can't be that bad, the colleague on the east coast suggested.

We know better, don't we?

--From today's Los Angeles Times:
Although Drake has denied that he took action under pressure from conservatives, [Elizabeth Loftus, professor of psychology and member of the hiring committee] said Thursday that the chancellor told the committee during an emergency meeting Wednesday night that he was forced to make the decision by outside forces whom he did not name. A second member of the committee confirmed Loftus' account to The Times but asked to remain anonymous.

"I asked whether it was one or two voices or an avalanche, and the answer is that it was an avalanche," Loftus said. "But we are not supposed to capitulate to that in the world of academic freedom."

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