
I was talking to Bob Kopecky the other day, and he said I should drop by ATEP—that's the high-tech campus that just opened up in Tustin—and take a few pics. (ATEP is the Advanced Technology & Education Park, a campus of the South Orange County Community College District.)

So I figured, what the heck, I may as well go over there since it was such a beautiful day. Plus I like to look at those big blimp hangers. I can never get enough of those things.


Eventually, ATEP will be 68 acres of dazzling high-techery and whatnotery—plus a few of the old relics left over from the Marine era, like the little white chapel and the rusted pull-up bars of death. A nice contrast.

Evidently, the "head" inside the cockpit is built around some ancient monkey skull or something, constructed with photons or electrons, but waddoo I know. I think it glows and bleeps.
There's all manner of high-tech whiz-bangery at ATEP. Even the parking lot is unusually convoluted, as if it were designed by Rube Goldberg or maybe the City of Tustin. I could do without that, actually.

Now, I'm all Mac'd up myself, and so I know just how fine these computers are. They purr. They crunch and whoosh. I drool. You can take over the world from one of those, y'know.
As the kids say (and, frankly, I do wish they'd stop saying it), "sweet!"
PART 2 OF THIS SERIES will be a tour of the inside of ATEP. Hundreds of kids take classes at the campus (sometimes called the "Entity") already, and you wouldn't believe the great contraptions & gizmos they have to work with!
I'd keep on eye on those kids, if I were you, Bob.
TUSTIN'S THE DISTRICT: GRATUITOUS BUZZKILLERY:

So, OK, I do have a complaint. I think it's pretty rude to go to something that, for decades, has been known as the "biggest" or the "stinkiest" or whatever, and then to go ahead and build something right next to it that's even bigger or stinkier!
So what do those New Age sharpies at WHOLE FOODS MARKET do? They build a store that's even bigger than those hangers! I almost fell over tryin' to see the top of it!
Plus it's filled with nothing but New Age bullshit—you know: books with titles like Know your Karma through Asparagus, books by that ashole Andrew Weil, books about enemas and nuts & twigs, books by Shirley F*cking MacLaine. —Plus "organic" sprouts and oats and cow brains and fig bars.
I liked the post-apocalyptic wasteland better.

