All employees are welcome to submit nominations for the 2006 Outstanding Administrator Award and the 2006 Outstanding Manager Award. Nominations are due by Monday, May 15th.
According to the Merriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary, “outstanding” means:
…standing out from a group: CONSPICUOUS
Well, there you have it. I’m nominating Raghu!
2. AN ATTRACTIVE HEADSTONE ARRAY. Naturally, Tracy’s announcement got tongues wagging and eyes rolling. I ran into a colleague who suggested nominating victims of the great administrative diaspora of 1997-8. How 'bout “Terry Burgess,” she said. Another colleague suggested Nick Kremer.
“Nick Kremer?” I asked. “Who the hell is Nick Kremer?”
It’s hard to believe that The Darkness started nearly ten years ago! I’ve begun to forget the names of some of its earliest victims.
Did you know that, until a couple of years ago, we at IVC would keep track of the dozens of administrators and managers who fled or who were expelled from the district by creating for each a cardboard headstone-on-a-stick? We’d hammer these things into the grass in front of the Student Services Center. Reporters and photographers would come around and check ‘em out. At one point, I think we had like fifty or sixty of ‘em. We lined 'em up a la Arlington.
An Irvine World News reporter once asked Raghu what he had to say about the diaspora and the attending headstone display. Luckily, I have preserved his answer:
“[Mathur] said it is a ‘feather in the cap of the district’ that people who have gained experience here have gone on to find excellent positions when they have chosen to go elsewhere.” (Irvine World News, 7/9/98)
3. WHERE THE HELL ARE THE LIBRARIANS? Jonathan, a student friend of ours, has been poised to start a project to scrape up the money to pay for our libraries’ memberships in the American Library Association. As you know, in January, Don Wagner and the board acted to end our colleges’ memberships in that organization, owing, I guess, to its being a group of “liberal busybodies.” Or so said Don.
After at least one trustee realized the folly of what she had done, it became clear that the board would need to revisit the matter. Thus, at the March meeting, “staff” recommended reinstating the ALA on the list of “institutional memberships.” Someone--Marcia?--made the appropriate motion.
It failed in a 3 to 3 vote. (The swing vote--Padberg--had stepped out for an emergency.)
Meanwhile, starting in early February, library-loving Jonathan informed us of his plan to help pay the needed membership dues (a few hundred bucks). The Reb and I discouraged him, thinking that the January action would soon be reversed. “Just wait,” we advised.
But then, in March, the reversal effort flopped. Who’d have thunk?
So Jonathan, an IVC student, wrote the chair of IVC’s School of Library Services, offering to head an effort to scrape up the dough to pay for IVC’s ALA membership. She wrote back, explaining that
Though your intentions are honorable, we do not want students to pay for the school’s membership fee…Thank you for your support, but the librarians, faculty, and administration will work out the details through cooperative discussion.
Naturally, Jonathan is pissed about this blow-offery. “So much for trying to do some good,” he says.
It is difficult to understand what the School chair means by saying that the librarians (and “faculty”?) “will work out the details.” The ALA matter was reagendized and discussed at the March meeting. The motion to reconsider the matter failed. So, now, it’s pretty much a done deal.
I mean, you don't want our board to be like the Orange County Republican Central Committee, do you? Those guys keep voting on issues until the membership finally votes "correctly." Then there's no more voting.
I’ve been to all recent board meetings, and I have yet to see a librarian speak to the board about the ALA matter. At the March meeting, Claire, Saddleback’s Academic Senate President, addressed the board about the issue, essentially repeating what IVC’s Senate President had said in February. But no librarian spoke.
As near as I could tell, there were no librarians in the room. Not one.
4. SALACIOUS AND ILLITERATE COMMENTS. Rebel Girl’s recent blogs remind me how much we’ve lost since the Dark Side took over the union (which, thanks to the hard work of the usual suspects, has since been reformed) and hurled us into the era of total Fuentean and Mathurian excrementitious crapulosity. “Reassigned time”—by whatever name—is an utterly routine and necessary mechanism for supporting academics as administrators (chairs, department heads) and as heads of important projects and organizations (Senate Prez, Program Review Coordinator, etc.). Thanks to Sherry and Mike and Tony and Patrick and all the rest, in our district, that mechanism was blasted into oblivion about nine years ago. And that has hobbled the faculty's part in shared governance.
We don’t hear much from the “Old Guard” these days. They’re pretty sheepish, I guess, what with the horrible mess that they've created. Don’t forget that the Old Guard gave us Mathur, Wagner, and Fuentes, among others.
But at least one Old Guardster is still squawking, albeit anonymously.
Recently, I drew attention to our “brief history of the SOCCCD.” (Dissent's Very Short History of the SOCCCD) Evidently, one of the Old Guard read that history and felt compelled to comment upon it:
At 7:53 AM, April 19, 2006, Anonymous said...
Very good, Chunk ... you've done a magnificent job outlining the perspective of the power structure that is no longer in control ... But when and where can we read about what was "wrong" with "your" group of feather-bedding hand-wringers ... the rampant nepotism, the inflated release-time salaries for faculty, the non-written, floating processes that were based on personal feelings and relationships, and the condescending holier-than-thou liberal elites who are convinced that leadership comes from a committee singing cumbaya?
Two minutes later (just as I was walking to my morning class), another reader, also named “anonymous,” responded:
At 7:55 AM, April 19, 2006, Anonymous said...
hey anonymous - I think it's spelled "Kumbaya."
An hour later, our Old Guardster returned that volley:
At 8:58 AM, April 19, 2006, Anonymous said...
To some, perhaps. But when referring to "Chunks" group think [sic], "Cum" is more appropriate.
That last remark is similar in tone to a series of gratuitously salacious and illiterate responses Dissent the Blog has occasionally received in recent months. (I delete crassly salacious comments, unless they make a point or exhibit some sort of intelligence or artistry. This is essentially a family blog!)
I’m getting a pretty good idea who this guy is. I'm thinking of a real creep. Guess who?
It turns out that another Dissent reader had his/her own theory as to this crass/illiterate/ignorant Old Guardster’s identity, for, 36 minutes after the above remark, this comment came in:
At 9:34 AM, April 19, 2006, Anonymous said...
Patrick - is that you?
5. BIG MEETING MONDAY!!!! Yesterday, faculty received a reminder from the Academic Senate Presidents concerning the big "technical assistance" shindig on Monday:
We are writing to remind you of the Special Board Meeting on Monday, April 24, 2006 from 2:00 to 5:00 p.m. in the Auditorium/Health Sciences Building at Saddleback College. The April 24th Special Meeting is a follow-up meeting concerning the formal process of Technical Assistance to address the remaining accreditation recommendations...
The meeting will be facilitated by Dr. Diane Woodruff, Interim Executive Director of the Community College League of California, Ian Walton, President of the State Academic Senate, and Dr. Barbara Beno, Executive Director of the Accrediting Commission. We would like to encourage all faculty to attend this meeting. Your support and presence does make a difference.
A regular meeting of the Board of Trustees will also occur on April 24, 2006 at 7:00 p.m. If you are so inclined, you are encouraged to attend the regular meeting of the Board and voice your opinion during public comments regarding the Board’s action to deny the colleges’ institutional membership in the American Library Association.
It is VERY IMPORTANT that faculty (including Librarians!) attend the afternoon meeting. The Accreditors and the Board need to see that faculty care about these issues that threaten our accreditation (board micromanagement, plague of despair, poorly defined roles, etc.).
Again, if faculty wish to make their views known concerning the ALA matter, the time to do so is during "public comments" near the beginning of the 7:00 p.m. regular board meeting, also on Monday.
ESCHEW ASSHOLERY. Be there!